Thousand Movie Project

Wherein the narrator riffs about: - Jill Lepore's new essay collection - People's grocery-shopping faces - God(?) - George Saunders - Finding a new place email: thousandmovieproject at gmail ig: thousandmoviepod

Wherein the narrator talks about taking the dog for pre-dawn walks, to avoid certain social obstacles, but how the whole pre-dawn thing is apparently laden with its own unexpected set of social obstacles. email: thousandmovieproject at gmail ig: thousandmoviepod

Wherein the narrator, wrapping up some thoughts on Nonfiction November, riffs on some realizations about John Updike and writing in general. email: thousandmovieproject at gmail

Wherein the narrator speaks with Tess Gerritsen about her new novel, THE SPY COAST, and tries to examine some themes from her blockbuster crime series, RIZZOLI & ISLES. email: thousandmovieproject at gmail

Wherein the narrator, tasked with giving out samples of wine at the grocery store, makes a mistake. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail dot com

Wherein the narrator carries on with Nonfiction November, reading an essay by Nietzsche about the New Testament in which he reveals some pretty striking things about himself--then some digressions into Shakespeare and Chaplin and personal blinders. email: thousandmoveiproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator, jumping on a trend to focus on nonfiction for the month of November, recounts some recent reading: John Berger's strangely interesting essay about the biggest meal of the day, and the Synoptic Gospels from the Norton Critical Edition of the King James Version of The New Testament. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator explains a recent hiatus, explains how two consecutive episodes got bundled into one before getting deleted, and then riffs (cuz why not?) about the thing, at work, that they fix on your chest when you forget your nametag. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator riffs about a recent music discovery, cites two interesting passages from a George Bush biography, and tells a long story about the time he almost got a show with a podcast network. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Wherein the narrator goes thrifting, has some success, gets a little high on it, and then gets brought back to earth by a friendly bartender; also tries to decipher what Barbara said about her haircut. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator gives a very circuitous review of James Ellroy's new novel and then digresses, recounts a couple of customer encounters at the grocery store that he's been chewing on, tryna change his ways, y'know? for a bit of art in the mail, send your mailing address to thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Wherein the narrator talks about feeling guilty whenever he wants to call out from work, and how this becomes a pretty vicious cycle considering how he always wants to call out from work. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator talks about finishing his new book, having no ongoing creative project, mindfulness and working at a grocery store during pumpkin season. want a doodle/letter? send your mailing address to thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com

Wherein the narrator watches a Netflix pilot and digresses into how LAW AND ORDER does a great job of capturing how hard it is to be alive. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Wherein the narrator, after a preamble about how emotionally hazardous it is to go on a news binge, binges the news. Topics include: - Long Island Serial Killer - Stressful readings - Mystery novelists hating cell phones - World's pretty big email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail I took down the Patreon, since I don't feel comfortable collecting pledges without providing super-consistent weekly epis...

Wherein the narrator makes a connection between some pretty disparate things and ultimately reaches some conclusions about some thrillers he's been reading, a terrifying story about penises in the New Yorker, and men's insecurities. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Groceries to the Top, the Contrarian, "I Hate the Internet!" by Alexander Sorondo

Wherein the narrator, home alone with Marie visiting family, gives a sleepless riff about some disturbing video he can't get out of his head, September babies, heatwaves crime, and acts of passion--then gets around eventually to what he actually wanted to talk about. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Wherein the narrator riffs about his fear of melanoma, some recentish revelations about aliens, and some wonderful ghost marketing. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail.com

Wherein the narrator riffs about reading a series of blockbuster bestsellers, that billionaire Kraft and his escapades on Bird Road, plus some other things. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail

Wherein the narrator, in yet another diary entry from way back in April, riffs on the mysteries surrounding the eBay algorithm, and how he might or might not have tripped into one of its traps. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail.com

Wherein the narrator, bouncing back from a string of bad sales days, has to figure some way around his bloodfeud with a mail carrier. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar

Wherein the narrator, showing up at the Goodwill Bins before sunrise, muses on that time he worked at Cheesecake Factory and the clocks rolled forward an hour. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar

Wherein the narrator avoids the bins in lieu of a Goodwill, but the Goodwill proves a bust, and Paul Auster cannot find his eggs. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar

Wherein the narrator visits the bins once again, sells some X-Files, and gets thrifty with friendships. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar