Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Being a budtender isn’t just about selling weed — it’s about  knowledge, personality, and connecting with customers . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we break down  the key qualities that make a budtender exceptional , sharing funny, relatable, and insider stories from the cannabis industry. This episode blends comedy, cannabis culture, and career insights: What it really takes to excel as a bud...

Your first time trying something new can be  hilarious, wild, and unforgettable . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we share  stories about first experiences with blunts and magic mushrooms , blending comedy, chaos, and the surreal moments that come with exploring cannabis and psychedelics for the first time. This episode blends comedy, cannabis and psychedelic culture, and storytelling: Wild, fun...

When cannabis, government oversight, and massive sums of money collide,  chaos and controversy are inevitable . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we explore  the $500 million cannabis controversy , diving into mismanagement, politics, and the wild stories behind the headlines — with humor, insight, and jaw-dropping observations. This episode blends comedy, cannabis culture, and investigative story...

Cannabis marketing is  creative, chaotic, and sometimes downright hilarious . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we break down  the funniest marketing tricks, gimmicks, and strategies used to sell weed , sharing stories that reveal just how wild the cannabis industry can get — with laughs, insight, and a little healthy skepticism. This episode blends comedy, cannabis culture, and marketing commenta...

Space isn’t just vast and mysterious — it’s also  hilarious, chaotic, and full of stories you won’t believe . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we explore  funny, wild, and unexpected adventures inspired by curiosity, chaos, and the final frontier , blending comedy, science, and absurdity for laughs that are out of this world. This episode blends comedy, science, and storytelling: Hilarious and su...

Getting older doesn’t have to be boring — it can be  funny, insightful, and full of lessons . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we explore  wisdom, spirituality, and the hilarious realities of aging , sharing relatable stories, life lessons, and laughs that make growing older a little more fun. This episode blends comedy, personal growth, and storytelling: Funny and relatable observations about ge...

Life doesn’t always go as planned — but the detours can be the most  funny, surprising, and meaningful . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we dive into  unexpected journeys, life lessons, and the wisdom gained along the way , blending comedy, insight, and relatable storytelling. This episode blends comedy, personal growth, and storytelling: Hilarious and relatable stories from life’s unexpected tw...

Customers: unpredictable, demanding, and sometimes  hilariously unreasonable . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we dive into  funny, eye-opening stories about customer expectations , sharing relatable workplace chaos, comedy, and hard-earned lessons from the front lines of service. This episode blends comedy, workplace storytelling, and cultural commentary: Hilarious tales of customer expectation...

Some highs are just  too wild to forget . Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we share  hilarious, chaotic, and jaw-dropping stories about eating weed brownies and smoking… well, pink panties , blending comedy, stoner chaos, and unforgettable high experiences. This episode blends comedy, cannabis culture, and storytelling: Outrageous, funny, and relatable high stories from real-life experiences Obse...

Life gets chaotic when you mix  puppies, parenting, and cannabis edibles  — and the results can be absolutely hilarious. Today on  Thoughts Off The Stem , we share  funny, relatable stories about juggling responsibilities, pets, and the highs (literally) , blending comedy, real-life chaos, and laughs you can relate to. This episode blends comedy, parenting, pet culture, and cannabis storytelling:...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re mixing  weed gummies, cannabis coaching, and hilarious ghost stories  into one chaotic, laugh-filled ride. From personal gummies mishaps to guiding people through the cannabis world — all the way to eerie (but mostly ridiculous) paranormal encounters — this episode keeps the comedy rolling with every topic twist. Here’s what listeners get: Funny st...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we dive into the messy, funny, frustrating, and surprisingly inspiring journey of  quitting smoking  — with real stories, practical tips, and brutally honest moments that every smoker (or ex-smoker) can relate to. Here’s what listeners get: The surprising things nobody tells you about quitting Relatable stories about cravings, irritability, midnight munc...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we dive straight into the chaotic brain of the “alpha male era,” where confidence turns into comedy and bad decisions turn into legendary stories. Expect: Wild animal encounters that should’ve ended differently (but somehow didn’t) Dumb things guys do to “prove dominance” — and why it never works Hilarious stories about men, ego, and the dangerous combin...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re diving into the outrageous world of  road rage, clueless drivers, and the chaos of sharing the road with people who definitely paid for their license in cereal box tops. Get ready for: Hilarious (and unbelievable) stories about terrible drivers Why everyone thinks  they’re  the only good driver on the planet Rage moments that go from zero to “ARE Y...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re taking on one of the biggest myths in cannabis culture: Does weed actually make you lazy… or is that just what people who’ve never smoked assume? Join me as we break down: The  real  science behind motivation and cannabis Why some strains make you couch-locked while others have you cleaning your whole house at 2 AM How stoners get unfairly labeled...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re diving headfirst into the  wildest conspiracy theories the internet has ever sneezed out  — from  alien civilizations  to  Lizard Kings secretly running the planet , and the absolutely unhinged logic people use to prove them. We break down: Why conspiracies are so addictive The funniest “evidence” people swear is real How high conversations acciden...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re diving into the  most unhinged, embarrassing, and absolutely ridiculous stories life throws at us  — from  accidental twerking , to  cake farts  (yes… unfortunately that’s a real thing), to those moments where your brain just says, “Nope, we’re panicking now.” We get into: The funniest awkward moments you can’t come back from Why your body betrays...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re diving deep into the world of  cannabis concentrates  — dabs, wax, shatter, rosin, diamonds, all the stuff that makes regular flower look like a warm-up round. We break down: What concentrates really are (and why they hit so damn hard) How a simple smoke sesh can turn into a full-blown science experiment The  Stündenglass experience  — smooth, sava...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re breaking down the strange, confusing, and straight-up hilarious world of  Canadian cannabis laws  — from AGCO rules that make zero sense, to the weird loopholes, awkward inspections, and ridiculous situations budtenders and managers deal with every day. We get into: The funniest (and most frustrating) AGCO rules you never knew existed Real-life sto...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we’re unpacking one of the wildest headlines in recent history:  Mexico’s so-called “alien mummies.” Are they real extraterrestrial bodies… or the most convincing papier-mâché project since 7th grade? We break down: What these “alien mummies” actually are (and why the photos look like E.T. after a spa day) The science, the skeptics, and the absolutely bo...

Being a dad today is a  wild mix of responsibility, entitlement, and moments that make you question humanity . On this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we break down what it really means to navigate parenthood in a world where expectations are high, advice is everywhere, and life refuses to slow down. You’ll hear: Funny and relatable dad experiences that show the chaos of modern parenting Obser...

Summer, parties, and the cannabis industry collide — and chaos is guaranteed. On this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we continue the saga with  wild stories from summer industry events , outrageous antics, and laugh-out-loud moments that prove the party never stops for people in the cannabis world. Expect: Hilarious behind-the-scenes tales from industry summer parties Outrageous, cringe-worth...

Kick off summer with  cannabis industry chaos, wild parties, and laugh-out-loud stories ! On this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we share the first installment of summer industry party adventures, packed with outrageous antics, unexpected moments, and hilarious behind-the-scenes tales. You’ll hear: Unbelievable stories from cannabis industry summer events Hilarious mishaps, awkward encounters...

On this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we mix  grumpy old men, the legendary Purple Kush, and a hands-on review of the Kactus Kutter  for a hilarious, high-energy ride through cannabis, comedy, and chaos. You’ll get: A funny, unfiltered look at  grumpy old men reacting to modern cannabis culture Tasting and reviewing  Purple Kush , including highs, lows, and comedic mishaps A full breakdown o...

In this episode of  Thoughts Off The Stem , we explore the hilarious and chaotic side of  human fears, heightened senses, and the trippy reality of driving stoned . From quirky phobias to stoner logic on the road, this episode is packed with laughs, relatable high thoughts, and over-the-top storytelling. You’ll get: Funny and bizarre  phobias  that make life both terrifying and hilarious Stories o...