Ryan

Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants

Comedy EN ↓ 43 episodes

Cathartic brain emptying for me. Potentially humorous and thought provoking for you. At least that's the optomistic version of how this could all go. I once wrote a blog of the same name, and am trading the pen for the mic. Gen X wisdom dispensed via fun stories, odd opinions, and absurd rants. I use bad language sometimes. Dropping new episodes on the 1st and 15th (I hope.... oh god, I've said it now, I better do it). Canadian made :)

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Ryan

Episodes

Hating on Self Check Outs 15.10.2024 28:09

In a world full of pet peeves, the grocery store self check out is the one that drives me the most crazy. Find out why.

Magic Poo Light 01.10.2024 30:49

Infomercials, Petting Zoos, Cheap Hot Dogs, and all the shit that goes with it.

Award Night 15.09.2024 48:49

A story about becoming an award winning filmmaker, and regrets on award night.

Lord of the Ring 02.09.2024 23:18

The story of how I lost my wedding ring.

The Repechage 15.08.2024 20:26

Musings about Olympics, Writing Utensils and a healthy fear of AI.

Lethal Weapon > Die Hard @ Christmas 15.07.2024 23:09

Tired of the age old debate about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie? Allow me to switch your focus to Lethal Weapon.

Oil and Filter 01.07.2024 21:29

Cranky, Cussy and Complainy. Rants about Spell Checking, Marketing to Men, Motivating to Move, and the Drive Thru Oil Change. Sorry I'm Late.

My Weather (Cr)app 15.06.2024 27:21

Recalling the time that I saw a super model in a sleazy night club before laying into the weather app industry for not seeming to know the weather. You had one job!!!!!

Hall of Famers 01.06.2024 33:27

This episode is 2 different stories about meeting professional baseball players who were both inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in the same year.

Planet Barbeque Anxiety 15.05.2024 19:17

What would I do with an unlimited amount of funding? Smoke Detectors, Barbeque Anxiety, Pronouncing Tuesday, and Investing in Yourself.

Drug Commercials 01.05.2024 22:48

Whether it's the latest commercial about driving impaired, or the ridiculous pharma commercials, I can't take any more of it. Generous sprinkles of spicy language.

Don't Tell Stories 15.04.2024 21:05

I start by discussing the (non) impact of delayed zingers. Then a story called 'Don't Tell Stories'. Finally we search for themes when we'd rather do anything other than search for themes.

Key Fob Police 01.04.2024 26:19

Frustrations around itchy eyes, ranting about ineffective key fobs, and the story about a career in law enforcement that was never to be.

Power Cakes and Price Adjustments 15.03.2024 24:06

Salty rants about customers asking for price adjustments, and Facebook's AI not being intelligent enough for my liking.

80's Price is Right 01.03.2024 23:14

Rotary phones..... waiting for stuff..... the 80's had it all. If you want a fresh perspective on what the 80's was really like, watch an old episode of the Price is Right. It brought back a lot of unique memories that we don't think about anymore, like green refrigerators.

Tattoos On My Butt 15.02.2024 17:17

Explaining why I never got a Tattoo, and urging people to forego the origin stories for honesty.

Don't Pay It Forward 01.02.2024 24:25

I get into a couple of rants about driving, paying it forward unnecessarily, and minding one's business while others do charity work. F-Bombs flew around more than I'd hoped. Listener Discretion.

Intro 15.01.2024 20:28

My very first Podcast episode! I try to explain why any of this is even happening right now.