Thought and Other Absurdities

A Heretical Economy, Religion for Profit and Politics, and Dead Star Press featured writers for our Anthology.

A renaissance of stupidity, Missing the point in Mississippi, and Adequate butt replacements for the kid in I Need a New Butt . 

A-ha, Tyrants with Expired Coupons, and Other Forms of Totalitarianism, plus another important disclaimer from Thought and Other Absurdities about openly singing 80s songs in public.

When Goldfish Drive and The Many Reasons We Don't Have Time Travel Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities . Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

We're all like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants. We're also adults trying to get our toddlers to go to fucking bed. Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities . Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

Conspiracy theory 101, Nothing is unbelievable anymore, and Hypnotized by Biggie Smalls or Bill Clinton. Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities . Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

The atheistic mind of my discerning 5-year-old, the many parallel universes of our personalities, and Pope Ableist The Hypocritical. Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return, El Camino Blue, and Thought and Other Absurdities. Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

Our tradition of insanity, repeating the mistakes of the past. Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities . Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

Time is relative to how badly you have to go to the bathroom, and Poop is almost always funny, but some things you just don't dad-joke about. A glimpse into my special brand of parenting. Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities .

Why the caged rat whispers, fear-mongering vs. self-delusion, and other useless Simile.  Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities .

Bulls, Bears, and Binkies, Oh My! Our ever-falling standards for what we consume.  Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return , El Camino Blue , and Thought and Other Absurdities .

Ending 2021 with my satirical, bold predictions for 2022. Happy New Year. Don't Litter. Click on these links to check out offers and more. SALE EXTENDED!!! Check out the DeadStarPress.com holiday sale and get Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback for $7.50, T-Shirts for $15, and DSP Coasters for $5! Spend $25 and get a free copy of Thought & Other Absurdities to give someone as a gift.&...

Empathy, Mental Health, and the greatest lie of which we've ever convinced ourselves or the hardest truth we've come to understand. Misery doesn't really love company. Check out the links below for special offers at Dead Star Press and my works of fiction. 

If our reality is normal, normal is the worst reality. Also, try less and weird isn’t weird. Fun with Names, and An Important Disclaimer.  Click on these links to check out offers and more. SALE EXTENDED!!! Check out the DeadStarPress.com holiday sale and get Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback for $7.50, T-Shirts for $15, and DSP Coasters for $5! Spend $25 and get a free copy of Tho...

A nation pushed to the outer edges of reality and rationality. Oprah shouts, "YOU'RE GETTING RADICALIZED, AND YOU'RE GETTING RADICALIZED, YOU'RE ALL GETTING RADICALIZED" Let's agree to agree, for the sake of Confirmation Bias. Plus, in hindsight, we'd like you to go ahead and show us pictures of your food. Click on these links to check out offers and more. FREE Downloads of Diminishing Return thro...

Believe what you like, but don't pretend to know. Celebration and Disappointment in the Afterlife. We're all wrong, but I could be wrong. Check out the Dead Star Press holiday sale and get Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback for $7.50, T-Shirts for $15, and DSP Coasters for $5! Spend $25 and get a free copy of Thought & Other Absurdities to give someone as a gift.  Check out the...

This is stupid, let's make it viral. Fame in the 2020s. The stupidity virus. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

We could be The Jetsons, but we choose to live under the bedrock. The ridiculousness of romanticizing our past. Eep Op Ork AhAh. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

Accepting the Ignorance of Our Past. Dedicated to William and Stacey Hetrick and all of the world's finest teachers and educators who perpetually evolve instead of digging in their heels and holding on to antiquated ideas.   Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

Are we, literally, "The Shit?" In the Lie of Either/Or--Choose Neither/Nor. Buy The "I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one needs to hear it" t-shirt on Amazon. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

Of all of the possible versions of you, just try not to be the one who's the asshole. Devil's Advocates & Internet Arguers. Buy The "I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one needs to hear it" t-shirt on Amazon. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

When You Can't Not Do It. An Appeal To The Brave Introverts of Social Media.  Buy The "I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one needs to hear it" t-shirt on Amazon.   Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check at Dead Star Press  Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

Rebel, Conform, It's All The Same. An Open Apology to The Lizard King. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check out Dead Star Press Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon

 Serial Killer Babysitter's Club, Talking Heads, but not the good kind. Everyone is selling used cars.

The Gambler's Greatest Bluff, Andrea's Disapproval, & In The Grand Casino/Steam Train of Life, Chips or Coal, It's All Your Soul. Buy Thought & Other Absurdities in Paperback Check out Dead Star Press Check out the blog at JosephD.Newcomer.com Find All of Joseph's Work on Amazon