Those Gamer Geezers Video Game Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan & Chris with the worlds biggest Final Fantasy Cunts to chat about the upcoming Final Fantasy 16 as well as all things Final Fantasy. If you aren't a virgin and don't play FF then fuck this episode off, unless you want to hear some embarrassing Alan stories and an incredibly unfair video game game that results in horrific punishment!

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they are joined again by OG guest Alex (with his many nicknames) as they talk about what they've been playing over the past few quiet months before Alan regales the room with a hilarious indecent exposure/ football story to the room!

Send us Fan Mail Join the rambunctious duo as they return from their short hiatus with another hilarious Video Game Game with Ninfriendo Game Boy- Alex Enjoy OTT threats from Alan and unfair refereeing before he eventually assaults the loser. 

Send us Fan Mail CLICK NOISE FIXED- Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by dick head Jack, long time competitive racing game player/ probable virgin as they abuse jack and discuss a variety of video game topics until eventually they play a hilarious video game game (uni style)

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they, for the first time ever, tackle a serious political issue regarding JK  Rowling's alleged transphobia and  all issues surrounding Hogwarts Legacy... don't expect to learn anything and be ready to google and fact check everything these imbeciles say!

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by Ninfriendo GameBoy Darren as they invade DeeBoyPlays live stream, discuss topics such as, Golden Eye, Ginger resilience, Darren's mum's weight and trophy hunting! They finish with a video game game that ends in a live on air breast feeding situation!

Send us Fan Mail SORRY FOR THE SHIT EQUIPMENT! Join Chirs and Alan as they are joined by the mangy vagrant, and professional drummer Tobias as they talk about their most anticipated games of 2023 including, AC:mirage, Sons of the Forest, Command and Conquer , FF16 , Dead Space: Remake, BOTW 2, RE4:Remake, Jedi Survivor, Suicide Squad, Forspoken, Hogwarts Legacy, Lies of P, Ark 2. Alan finally goes...

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they are blessed with DboyPlays (original Dan) to play TWO much loved Video Game Games! Witness Chris's retarded lack of comprehension and Alan's Inability to read!

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they are joined by Dan for the first time on a GG short with a guest, as they talk about their top picks for video game music. 

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris in a very chaotic episode as they invite previous guests known now as- 'The Ninfriendo Game Boys’- to talk about their personal games of the year! The banter is rife! and frankly, they went way too far this episode. So enjoy the ribald tomfoolery before they all play a hilarious Video-Game Game that Alan has grossly misunderstood, to see out the year!  Mer...

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris on another banter-full episode as they this time host some prick called Dan. P.  Listen as they unveil Dan. P's teenage sexcapades, recount a hilarious Harvey Price song by previous guest Dick Boy (Luke) and then talk about the last few weeks and even years of gaming including mentions of; Fifa 23, Cyberpunk 2077, Madison, GOW: Ragnarok, Red Card Football...

Send us Fan Mail Alan and Chris are joined in this episode by old school friend Dick Boy (Luke), to share each others best video game moments of all time. Listen to stories of Alan's and Luke's childhood of torment and bullying before they play a video game game that ends in an all out brawl. An absolute MUST LISTEN! 

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they crudely and unfairly sum up this months selection of free games including, Nioh 2, Heavenly Bodies, Lego Harry Potter! Alan also crassly sums up the whole Harry Potter universe after his scathing review before receiving a call from him interrupting mother!

Send us Fan Mail Join Alan and Chris as they give you 5 of their favourite horror games to play this halloween. Alan also tells a tale of a terrible faux pas. Sorry for the late upload!...you cunts!

Send us Fan Mail Shaun and Chris battle it out over what console is better whilst Alan antagonistically mediates until Chris eventually rage quits at the end of the podcast and throws everyone out of his house.  Sorry about the technical catastrophe people! Also find out who has the largest aureoles! 

Send us Fan Mail Alan and Chris list their top 6 Sega Megadrive games of all time (top 3 each) in a hilariously banter-full way!

Send us Fan Mail Meet Perry as he joins Alan and Chris and regales them with a stellar Steam Deck Review and talks about his secret porn game kink. Also listen to Alan's obscene new idea for a video game regarding Marge Simpson and Tifa from FF7, and also shares some hilarious Xbox Kinect related stories and even an outrageous non gaming related story at the end!

Send us Fan Mail Meet  streamer Dan as he talks about  how to get started streaming video games. The boys play a hilarious video game game and philosophise about the future of console game. Enjoy you cunts! xxx

Send us Fan Mail Alan and Chris list their top 5 favourite racing games of all time. Alan also pitches his idea for a new Jeffery Epstein based racing game

Send us Fan Mail Alan & Chris are joined by Alex as they regale you with hilarious anecdotes about their times with survival/ sandbox games such as Conan Exiles and Subnautica. Also, Alex takes a veritable verbal bashing from their hosts for little to no reason.