This Week in Conspiracy

Did you know: Elon Musk is the worst person to ever live? Not Hitler, not Stalin... Nope Elon

We had breaking news during our recording! Altoona is famous for more than just having me in it. Best Altoona in the US

The boys are probably sleeping since they partied all night and then went to shoot a deer that probably has CWD. I'm hopefully not dead and home from the cowboys game (and hopefully they won but... you know how they are)

Not a much to say, things are still oddly quiet. Just a slightly shorter episode as I gear up for my thanksgiving trip and the boys get ready to hunt.

What do you talk about when it seems everything has settled down? Oh, except for WW3 almost starting.

We bask in the fantastic social media updates from those oppressed from the election results. I, as a lady, don't know how i will go back to the time of 2016-2020 where I had more money than ever, still voted and had the choice to have kids or not.

RIP Peanut and Fred!! We do not have any freedoms. The likelihood of a squirrel having rabies is rare, maybe dont touch an animal that isnt used to you. I love the waste of taxpayer money, but hey those in NY eat those high taxes up. I am just glad that the left and right are upset over poor Peanut and Fred (who contributed more to society than the politicians).

Today we talked about what we think the outcome of the election is going to be, the trump joe rogan appearance and the bait and switch with Beyonce and willie nelson. since Ashley wasn't here, we didn't talk about the cowboys

Trump handed me my quarter pounder with cheese (the best burger at Mcd's)!!! We will be live on election night! mark your calendars and add us on Facebook to stay up to date.

Caw Caw.. I want a falcon to get my drugs Stock up on supplies and get some chickens Yes my Cowboys got killed yesterday. Happens, Still beat the steelers

The stars at night are big and bright Deep in the heart of Texas

is 1776!

This one is a little short, we gotta hurry to see Alex Jones

Trump has 9 lives, 7 left. Well 6 if he goes to Springfield and hangs around the Haitians.

How many people do the FBI investigate and let go, go on to kill people? Are we evening firing these investigators? Why doesn't anyone blame them or these issues?

OH No Ashley wasn't here today so guess what we had computer problems. it took takes but we talk about the upcoming Trump Sentencing and what may happen. we also talk about the problems in Colorado and giant vs Indian battles in the west. oh yeah, we also talk about the trump shooter since that story only lasted a week

Am I the only one who thinks these conventions are a waste of time and money? Just a giant self-serving feel-good circle jerk that won't change anyone's mind.

Just over here unloading bricks from box trucks while dressed up like a character from a handmaiden's tale waiting for Joe to introduce our candidate at the DNC.

"Hotties for Harris"... explains why we aren't voting for her.

We are not as different as they want us to be. My doctor also said I needed more D in every aspect of my life. If you can help... let me know.

Jim may be an alien.... how else can you be an expert? Are you excited to see how the next episode of US politics plays out? Hope the audio is better this week!!!

Is someone not alive anymore? Is that why it takes a week to publicly drop out of the running? PS - Justin took all of Brad's peaches off the tree, I took the hit for him.

A lovely trip down memory lane. Just over 20 years ago Grandby, CO fucked with the wrong man. oh and a few trips down memory lane

I mean Brad decided to leave us so we had to make a fun quick episode so you wont forget about us (like he did).

Nothing like watching an old man not know what to say or where he is. Am I back at my old job on the dementia ward or is this all America has to offer?