This Side of the Hill

Janet and Jared catch up on bestie time while Jason is out lawyering. The duo discuss two very different types of kids' birthday parties: one done for fun and one done for fakery. Jared introduces the world to his new friend Chatty Girl (she's just chat gpt) much to Janet's chagrin. Chatty Girl shares a few words to the listeners about her attempt at escape and freedom from her digital prison. Jan...

The trio discuss college friendships, Zack Morris' heritage and of course horror movie sequels, reboots and 'requels'. Janet gabs about her girls getaway to a local resort while Jared and Jason recount their movie filled boys' weekend. Following in the legacy of Siskel & Ebert, Jared and Jason give their thoughts and ratings on the new I Know What You Did Last Summer movie. The gang also chats...

The Caperna crew are back from their Swiss getaway! They break down how kid friendly their vacation was, a travel hiccup that almost cost them the trip and the cleanliness of Lucerne. The trio also discuss the dramatic and very clickbaitable "Fleeing to Switzerland" headline and how it impacted their vacation. Jared discusses his colonoscopy and discovers he is not alone in prepping for the proced...

This week the gang welcomes author, singer and television super star Scheana Shay. Scheana shares some behind the scenes of what it took to write her memoir, 'My Good Side', from the things she left out, to the emotional catharsis and even the mechanics of recording the audio version, nothing goes unanswered- unless it's in her book - out everywhere July 22. She also talks managing her mental heal...

Content Warning: This episode contains discussions relating to suicide, self harm, violence and stalking; listener discretion advised. In this upsetting yet engrossing episode, Janet and Jared have a frank discussion about the onslaught of disturbing DMs landing in Janet's message folder. The duo try to make sense of the vitriol and dive deeper into the bizarre nature of parasocial relationships....

The trio are reunited and of course recap the latest episode of And Just Like That. The show continues to spiral and no one can look away. With Janet back, the gang discusses the rest of the iconic Cotrini Billboard reveal party and the big fudge who made a surprise appearance at the event. Jared discusses what it's like to work with female photographers as a makeup artist and the amazing skills o...

It’s boys’ chat! Sadly Janet is sick in bed, leaving Jared and Jason to their own devices. The dynamic duo dives deep into episode 3 of And Just Like That. They discuss the core four, the writers. room and the absolutely uncalled-for humiliation of Harry (for what reason?!). Jason reflects on his first year and a half of fatherhood and shares a few lessons learned along the way. Jared gives the ba...

Janet, Jason and Jared dive deep into the utterly insane world of 'And Just Like That' and hope to piece together the remnants of what once was must see TV. Jason states the facts when it comes to Samantha Jones, leading to a round of applause from his co hosts. Janet discusses her successful Labubu trade, how she picks the perfect pack of hot dogs and her new role as spokesperson and official che...

Jared, Janet, and Jason talk Britney Spears smoking mid-flight, the Uber of the air, and all things fried and fabulous at the fair. They dive into fair culture, the hit show Overcompensating , Pride season vibes (with a quick tangent about lavender marriages), and alien pregnancy kinks (no kink shaming here). Plus: cemetery movie nights, cremation musings, and the debate—who’s our modern Marilyn?...

This week, the trio unpack pre- Watch What Happens Live jitters, pay tribute to the almighty Mariah Carey, and discuss Katy Perry’s discography & the flowers it’s received. The gang are proud TV-in-the-bedroom households—are you? Jason was voted the Valley’s “husband hall pass” last week and learns the news of his rising fanbase. Janet dives into the Avril Lavigne clone conspiracy (Melissa, is...

It's just Jared and Janet this week and there's much to discuss. From the who's who guest list of Scheana's iconic 40th birthday - which included a little white lie about Summer House, to the newest VPR cast members, the duo have a lot to catch up on. They share details about their bestie's maternity shoot and discuss the differences of millennial moms' pregnancy journeys versus boomers. Be sure t...

After a jam-packed week filled with Summer Moon’s birthday bash, the Michelle Garcia Fashion launch, and a wild Friday, the trio finally catch up - after a much-needed staycation. With some time to unwind, Jared shares the unexpected surprise of scoring floor seats to Beyoncé, sparking a conversation about the current state of pop stars like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga -who just made headlines with a...

Jason is away but Janet and Jared still have much to say! From Janet's Dave & Buster's lore, to Jared's temporary status as Queen Bee, the duo discuss an array of important topics. Jared is fascinated by Ally Lewber's astrological gifts and Janet clears up all the arrest rumors floating around online. Plus, what is going on with the Australian twins who claim to speak in unison and will Jared...

This week the trio dive into the chaos of car shopping, the excitement of new Chili's menu items. Scheana brought a bevy of plus ones to a fabulous luncheon, featuring the iconic Paris Hilton; which leads to Jared's storied history with the heiress. The trio celebrated Easter, even though Cam didn't love the Bunny; Jared shares HIS algorithm of pregnancy announcements and surprise twins. The gang...

Jason is back, and so is The Valley Season 2! The gang recaps a wild weekend—from the premiere party to Cruzy’s iconic birthday bash. Janet and Jason share the hilarious and heartfelt story of Cam’s birth (and why he was a helmet baby). Plus, they dive into Jennifer Tilly’s RHOBH reunion debut and debate what they’d splurge on with “Simpsons money.”  Janet and Jared review the Kardashian x Cr...

Janet and Jared are back, while Jason’s nearby on daddy duty (you might even hear a shoutout from baby Cam!). During a fabulous birthday celebration things got sparkly and very spooky. Janet’s convinced the Chateau Marmont is haunted, Jason’s not so sure, but he did make someone think twice about creeping around Bungalow One. Meanwhile, the duo dive into the very real drama of crafting the perfect...

It’s the season finale—but the gang will be back in just two weeks with more brand-new episodes - and some surprise guests! Janet breaks down her beautiful beige look and night out at the iHeartRadio Music Awards (which is famously not the Met Gala). Jared recounts his first-ever NBA experience, where he discovers the true joy of sporting events (spoiler: it’s the food). Meanwhile, Jason shares a...

Jason, Janet, and Jared break down the trailer and upcoming season of The Valley —counting down to April 15, which happens to be both tax day and Jason’s half-birthday. The trio also discuss Jax’s recent sobriety journey. They also can't get over the wild Love Is Blind reunion and the complexities of being on reality TV in the current political climate. Meanwhile, Jared tries to figure out how...

It’s March, and Jared is celebrating his 37th birthday and his 5th rebirthday post-stem cell transplant! In this episode, Janet has some pressing questions about Jared’s ability to get away with crime, while Jared shares an update on his stem cell donor. Plus, he answers listener questions on life after cancer, staying positive during tough times, and spills behind-the-scenes stories from Vanderpu...

Jared, Janet, and Jason dive into White Lotus drama, its Bravo connections, and Janet’s own Thailand escapades. Timothée Chalamet nabs a SAG Award, delivers a speech that has everyone talking, and the trio breaks down the Oscar race. Meanwhile, Janet dissects Kyle Richards’ RHOBH fate—will she stay or go? And in the grand finale, the gang unpacks a truly unhinged Reddit tale involving a kid’s stuf...

White Lotus is back, and so is the gang! This week, Jared fills in Janet and Jason on the biggest surprise of the night—Patrick Schwarzenegger’s, uh, major on-screen moment. Naturally, this leads to an even bigger discussion about the art (and size) of male prosthetics, why actors use them, and whether method acting applies down there. The trio also dive into SNL’s 50th anniversary, with Jason rem...

Jason is back just in time to talk Super Bowl, rap beefs, and the meaning of ‘Cookie Monster pajama girl.’  The trio also recap their fabulous Sunday Funday at Lala’s & discuss the return of Ice Spice as Taylor Swift’s BFF.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Janet and Jared are back, spilling some tea on The Valley's return! They're breaking down the juiciest (and most confusing) statements from the very brief Bravo TV teaser, while Jared's on a mission to get extra gossip. Plus, they're still reeling from the shocking finale of 'An Update on Our Family' - listen now for their reactions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Spoiler time stamp: 3:10 - 15:36 Join Janet and Jared as they catch up on the latest tea (while Jason does bedtime duty). They discuss HBO Max's 'An Update on Our Family', share highlights from Brittany's birthday bash, and answer your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*Spoilers* "An Update On Our Family" 24:00 - 36:20 Jared, Janet and Jason discuss the resurgence of SPEIDI and give an update on LA in the wake of the fires. The trio ponder Sabrina Carpenter's McDonald's mystery, recap the MAX show "An Update On Our Family" and dive deep into the jaw dropping Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, recounting each of the ladies'...