This Shouldn't be a Thing

Well, by our count, we're on Volume IV of this topic as a new entity has stepped into the chat over this much maligned event . And at this point, the only thing reliable about this music festival is that it will be cancelled. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This S...

You know the phrase "living the dream"? Well, we really don't know if this is THE dream, but if you want to break a record , then we say, go for it, bro. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or w...

If we're being honest; this one feels mean, because if you had a pet this cute, you'd want to share it with the world too ! We feel like this is a waste of a cute reptile sweater. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spo...

New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris? No, turns out the place to party is a small little town on the East Coast , because it has all the good stuff...in the wastewater. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spot...

We understand the actual reason you don't want to leave booze in a graveyard , but there are other implications too. Financial implications...we're saying vodka is expensive and dead people can't drink. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !”...

We get that Harry Potter has its fans and far be it from us here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Trowel Inspection Laboratories to tell people how to live their lives, but can't you hold it until you find a proper loo ? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “...

Here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Spark Plug Manufacturing, we feel the only thing about this young man's story that shouldn't be , is the way he was punished for simply helping a friend and driving carefully! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Sh...

We won't speak for any of you, but it seems like one Lego is enough, why would anyone want to endure hundreds, if not thousands . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your pod...

Congratulations America, we did it...or more so we didn't do it, which when it comes to this "snack", is definitely a plus . Also, anytime Europeans look down their noses at this, feel free to use this story as evidence against the claim. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m....

Is it love? Is it evolution? Is it just bum luck, because one snail is a really good dude and he can't help the way he was born ...come on lady snails, give him a chance. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, App...

Far be it from us to judge, but we're going to, completely. And if you find your heart leads you to a smelly body of water with the need to swim , great...just please shower before you tell us about it. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !”...

We submit this installment of TSBAT with all love and respect to our dear and infallible overlords whether you check out our groceries or prepare our meals or launch our missels, we give to you, this story meant solely for humor and not in judgement of our mechanical keepers . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join...

This is one of those installments where you THINK you know why we don't think it should be a thing, but we take a twist and well...you'll just have to listen to find out ! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Ap...

Have we learned nothing from EVERY movie where the robots and/or ghosts take over?! We warn you now, you click this link and see the picture, you can't blame us for your nightmares . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search...

We won't lie folks, this one should absolutely be, because we want to celebrate people who fight for truth, justice and the Florida Way ...but always stay safe and call 911, too. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for...

Suing someone for tens or hundreds of dollars means you have the money to call your poor flight experience a loss , so we suggest you move on with your life. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or whereve...

We're just gonna say it: instead of taking all that money to develop new ways to deliver your food, why not use it to make the food...better ? Just a thought, here to help. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, A...

Look, we could try to give you advice on how to live a full and productive life, but if you're gonna have an 80's-style drug fest in your car, well maybe you're not gonna listen . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for...

Friends, there isn't much to say here other than we at the show always mourn the loss of loved ones, including a truck load of meat . Rest In Sauce. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherev...

We here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Toy Rocket Manufacturer believe that if you're going to smoke, you should also be willing to wait for the next train ... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wh...

We here at Matenear On Air Industries And Sportatorium want to keep this one real simple for you: if your food is glowing , put it down and walk away. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you g...

One way you can build your online business is to research a product, find your target demographic and market aggressively. Another way? Just sell the things being mistakenly shipped to your house by Amazon . Cha-Ching! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ Thi...

Rule #1 in a robbery: Have a plan. Rule #2: Have a great costume. Well, at least this would-be criminal managed to check one thing off the list . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get yo...

If you get a ticket by one of those traffic cameras, and you know you're in the right... have the grace and humor of this young lady and we wish her a speedy recovery, too . And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on...

There's the old adage of "A light at the end of the tunnel", but we wonder if there is one for a napping reptile at the end of a model tunnel ? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to  janesays@civicmedia.us  and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “ This Shouldn’t Be A Thing !” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your...