This Isn't Normal!

After a horrible kidnapping, the gang decides to finally investigate the vampire menace. What will they learn about the terrible threat, and will they be able to stop it? Atticus suffers again. Cornelius makes a confession. Phoebe does distracted driving.

The gang uses all their incredible insight and powers of deduction to piece the Cultspiracy together. I'm talking about Mason and Mango of course. The main crew could not care less. Atticus visits the mayor. Cornelius cashes in a favor. Phoebe visits America's favorite dive bar / play place: Chunks & Cheeses

What happens when the leader of a cult barges into your hospital room to bargain? You gather round for story time, of course! Atticus recovers. Phoebe commits a crime(?). Cornelius spends some time in the local libary.

Oh actual Hell, it's time for a good ol' fashioned fist fight everyone! Or gun fight? Knife fight? Vampire fight? Fight fight. With one member of the team down already, just how will our trio get out of this one? Phoebe tries to make amends. Cornelius tries on a new bracelet. Atticus has a bad time.

Vampires? What vampires. The gang, having successfully infiltrated the church of Cash Money Danger McStinky, takes a well deserved vacation to Beach Land, Land of Beaches. Atticus gets some information on Anderson. Cornelius finds some competition. Phoebe uncovers more of her past. Bloinko is allergic to fun.              

It's time to get a little McStinky as our trio (finally) successfully infiltrates the Church of Cash Money. Phoebe meets some fans, Atticus makes some questionable decisions, Cornelius gets some dirt, and Nancy absolutely loses her cool.

Baby we're back and cultier than ever. A mysterious scream in the night rings out and our trio is quick to jump into action. Cornelius shoots a schlorpy noise, Atticus destroys a marriage, and Phoebe... Brings a blacklight. What does any of this have to do with a cult you may ask? Well, this is no normal Cultspiracy.

Hmmm... Are we forgetting something? Or someone? 10 feet tall and blonde perhaps? It's time to find out just what became of the Lady Fate, and to heckle Ted of course.

Worlds collide as Jimmy James faces an uncomfortable truth - their presence is known. The Hell crew reckons with the present, and receives a highly mysterious invitation. What does Jimmy James' Fate have in store? Probably uncomfortable conversations with bartenders, for one.

A demon walks into a tavern. A flapper, a two-time cult leader, a records keeper, and a man who tried to wrestle with Time itself walk into a motel. What's the punchline again? Jimmy James struggles to understand his new reality, and the new players that have taken up residence in town. Will he find what he's looking for? Or does Fate have other plans?

After literal years of heart-breaking shenanigans and sorrow, the gang decides to take a much needed staycation. And what better way to celebrate breaking free of a sandy prison, than with a beach trip! What shenanigans will occur? What rules will be broken? How much does a pack of cream cheese cost?

Exhausted, dirty, and deeply craving some R&R, the gang instead find their way through a tricky series of problems that have popped up. There may not be a fairytale ending in sight, but it's about the journey, not the destination, right? Atticus figures out the truth about Anderson. Cornelius goes to court. Phoebe consoles some friends.

The trio is on the brink of escape with only one thing standing in their way: the traitor. Will they be able to stop them or are our heroes doomed to sandy Hell for eternity? And if they succeed... What exactly awaits them on the other side? 3 years have passed my friends. It's time to come home.

Drawn in by a mysterious invitation, the crew travels to finally meet the overseer of the sands. What has really been going on after all this time? Will they get the answers they want, or will they only be left with more questions?

With Patrick safely in tow, our trio reconvenes with their group. Many questions still remain. Just who is JT Scienceman? What should they do with Blorbo? And what exactly does the future have in store for our trapped heroes? Only time and a helluva lotta goods will tell.

The crew fights to save their group from a looming invasion. In a race against life or death, what choices will the crew take to tackle this threat? Will they fight them head on, as was intended? Or will they worm their way through an alternative solution?

Blue or brown? A simple question leads our trio down a twisting path of no return. Where are they? Who is Richard Lorenzo? And just who is the newcomer to Sand Land, Land of Sand? The answers lay spread across the dunes, into a new day.

Following their strange and puzzling encounter, the team return back to base camp a little empty handed. Will they get closer to finding the way out, or are they in it for the long haul? Phoebe makes a new friend. Cornelius learns the importance of life skills. Atticus conquers some fears.

The team stumble across a mysterious facility, and are forced into the most diabolical test they've ever had to face... A mental one. Who has prepared this trial, and what is their end game? And who... is Richard Lorenzo?

Something unknown awaits unsuspecting travelers. Not quite science, not quite magic, a technology unbeknownst to both mortal and otherwise. It radiates out, crackling with power. As four new travelers enter the maw of Argent Sterling's pocket dimension, will they find what they're looking for? Or will they be pulled in, as helpless and trapped as all before?

After nearly one hundred years, Jimmy James McGrath is given the chance of a lifetime. Or afterlifetime. What troubles will stir up in New Jamestown? What troubles will stir up everywhere else? And what sorts of old and new faces will be accompanying him? Honestly I don't remember, so you'll have to listen to find it all out.

With a harrowing corny encounter behind them, the gang focuses on important things: like getting free magical items by bribing people with iced coffee. What will they get? Who will they meet? And how on Earth are they going to get 2 million dollars?

Cornsequences await as Cornutopia's deep dark secrets finally come to light. The Rise and Ruin of Sinsabaugh's favorite Corn Themed Attraction is here.

They're back! After what feels like years, the gang has returned from Mermaid Murder Isle and are more traumatized than ever! With tea in hand, our trio visits some old friends, dreams of the horizon, and learns everything is not as it seems. But then again, is it ever?

Park, Suze, and Pete rush to complete things before their deadline. As they, and we, travel back into the 21st century, what will their actions lead to? What new outcomes and opportunities have awoken? Most importantly: What's going to happen since they betrayed the freakin' government??