This Isn't Normal!

Cosmo and Iris get enlisted to help Snoop Bonny Donny prepare for the entity known as the Cosmic Health Inspector.

Originally released in July 2023, Legendairy: The Cluckening is the first time we've ever broken into the Patreon vault and released an episode. This episode holds a special place in our hearts, and we hope you enjoy it. Taking place between seasons 2.5 and 3, Anderson and Cornelius go to see a movie.

In this episode, featuring the highly sought after event of Chrys spending 45 minutes at the airport, also includes highlights such as "Cosmo Goes to Dinner", and "Iris Starts to Realize Things are REALLY REALLY BAD!"

The team gets the whiteboard out for one of their classic planning sessions. Other stuff happens too. But we're all here for the whiteboard, and the delicious greb flavored markers.

Team Bouquet doubles down on their quest to rid Team Dees of any haunted rooms. In doing so, will they finally uncover the mysteries of the murdered team? Perhaps more importantly, can they get any closer to figuring out who did it?

The hotel is abuzz with chaos and excitement. After a recent debacle that Team Bouquet was surely not involved with (right?), there are new rules to follow and a potential new assignment. With the game over, what becomes of the Hotel Minnesota? What becomes of the team?? What becomes of Dees' weird haunted room??

Team Bouquet continues their investigation into the mysterious death of Nudist Frog. What will the next set of witness testimony reveal? And will they actually be able to solve this? What, you doubt their deductive skills?

Worlds collide as Team Bouquet begins to investigate the heinous murder of Nudist Frog. Our stalwart detectives are tasked with investigating which of the 3 suspects trapped in Hart & Stone could've committed the dastardly act. Surely it's one of them, right?

Concluding Team Bouquet's prison arc extravaganza, the team has a frog to defeat and some loose ends to tie up. Is everyone making it back to the present - consequence free? No. Almost certainly not.

Team Bouquet must hunker down against the forces of time while waiting for their week to expire. But what of Tempurina? And what of the frogs dead set on wiping them off the timeline? I'm sure it'll be a relaxing affair where nothing goes wrong.

In a battle the team is all to familiar with, it's up to them to stop themselves from ruining the timeline. I'm sure given the collective stability of the team and how well everyone works together, the whole thing shouldn't take more than a few minutes to wrap up. Surely. Surely...

After the most successful state fair imaginable, the team has to figure out the ever so slight problem of... How to correct the massive issues they've caused in time and space. Perhaps a forceful correction, or perhaps... Something a little more unorthodox...

Pebble Stonington, Turbo Stonington, and Rock Pebblington get stuck between some rough family affairs. Hopefully they can help these two wacky siblings get back on good terms before someone loses it! All this is to say, Cosmo, Iris, and Chrys better get Tem sorted out ASAP before something real bad happens. But it's a state fair, what could possibly go wrong?

Finding themselves in another strange new world, Team Bouquet scouts their surroundings and figures out their next moves. I'm sure there is no way it could go badly. I'm sure there's no way they could screw it up. I'm sure there's no need to intimidate the locals, right?

Team Bouquet finds itself on the other side of the wormhole after a completely unpreventable and daring escapade. What they see on the other side may test them more than expected. The real question is: can any of them stick to the plan? Chrys follows his heart. Cosmo... does their best. Iris thinks outside the confines of space and time.

The team must use their expert wit to navigate the twisted inner workings of St. Basil's. What sort of mischief will they find in the land of the magically mischievous? What will they learn about themselves along the way? Not much, I'd wager.

Team Bouquet works to infiltrate one of the most secure facilities in the known world. Surely their skill, professionalism, and attention to the plan will help for a smooth execution, right? Surely... they all remember the plan, right? Chrys shares a traumatic memory. Iris scolds Cosmo. Cosmo breaks new boundaries in mind-to-moth combat.

Team Bouquet heads out to St. Basil's Institute for the Magically Mischievous. But it wouldn't be a road trip without stopping at some questionable eating establishments on the way!

Team Bouquet yells at Broad Shouldered Short Businessman in a Suit or whatever his full name is. They also do a plan with Dees! Their next mission should go swimmingly I would imagine.

Team Bouquet spends some time de-stressing after... everything. Hopefully they can get some good, drama free rest in before their next big mission. Who am I kidding, that's not going to happen. Iris goes skating. Cosmo and Ozma get coffee. Chrys and Mouse catch up.

Gregs collide as the team settles back into as much normality as a magical liminal hotel can offer. With some time to reflect (no pun intended), what will everyone do? In typical description fashion, I'll give you a quick rundown. Cosmo gets therapy! Chrys gets more financial advice. Iris seeks a diagnosis.

Iris is missing! Some other stuff happens too, but honestly this is what you're here to find out about right? Nothing else?

Team Bouquet plays D&D with Wilbur and Dees!

The team has a lot on their plates right now. As heads of security, they must stop the creature terrorizing the building. They need to locate Chrys' nephew, still lost in the inner workings of Hart & Stone. They must try and complete their obligations to The Reflection Game, if that's even possible. And maybe, just maybe, try to figure out what's up with Iris after their encounter with the anomaly...

Team Bouquet descends into the heart of Hart & Stone to face off against their goopy adversary one last time, and prove once and for all that the Stone's are up to no good. Because they gotta be, don't they? There's going to be proof. It's gotta be down there. For real this time.