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The spies are on a blimp and villains are returning. Also Clover has fucked very boy on earth and is going through her list of exes trying to find Mr. Right. Also we have a 50 minute intro. We talk about: Egg Pill, Luke Is (Almost) Done With Pathalogic, Ashley Is In Wrestling Hell, Indivisible, Sick Molly, Outer Centrist, Prequels, Do Boys Exist, Pizza Bouquet, Otto Come Back, Jock Injection, Blai...

Things start FLOATIN’ again as we get another space themed villain who wants to bring space to Earth. Lexi joins us to talk about that and: FF14 Infection, Is Breathing Good, Indivisible, Big Band, Why Is Wrestling Game Bad, Gemini Man, Pathologic, Baseball, Hair Purgatory, Let Alex Wear Wizard Robes, Kissing, Fish, Glass Hotdogs, Africa Is Gone, Boomers On Their Phones, Good Ass Villain, Luke Agr...

It’s a fucking clown episode and we are starting to lose our already loose grip on this whole series. We talk about: Luke Loves/Hates Pathalogic, The Show, Lego Sets, Ashley Kills, We Live In A Society, We Argue About Earrings, Our Weights To Bear, Dumb Movies, Clownruppted, Are Clowns The Perfect Form?, Insane Clown Society, Is Leaving Someone To Die Bad, Clown In Space, Confetti Cum, Avengers Cl...

Jerry’s mom is back and so is the switching villain. That can only result in hilarity! Oh it doesn’t? Oh well. We talk about: Zelda, Untitled Goose Game, Sayanora Wild Hearts, Pathologic Hates Luke, Wedding Issues, Ashley’s Problem, The Knowledge of 69, Ms L, Bad Jerry Impression, Homestuck Ref, Baby Pilot, Confusing Body Swap, Molly on Blast, Dodge The Beam, They Don’t Care, Waldo’s Wario, Family...

An old skater boy says see you later to national landmarks. Yeah that didn’t work well. Anyway a dude’s putting cement everywhere and Clover wants to fuck a skater. Sara joins us for a… weird episode. We talk about: Fantasy Football, Chelsea’s Babies, Control Stuff (No Actual Spoilers But We Talk About Some Gameplay/Setting Stuff), Smash Bros Stats, River City Girls, I Hunty, So Many Games, Himbo...

We were all together for PAX West so we decided to record an ep, but knowing how the quality was probably gonna suck it couldn’t be part of the main canon. So we watched a Barbie movie that is basically a Totally Spies ep stretched to its breaking point. Don’t worry, there’s still a lot of feet. We talk about: Off PAX West, Bored Games, Gamer Party, Hell Bathroom, Bad Candy, Link Baby, Kyle Katt’s...

Ava joins us for a real humdinger. Trent gets scorpion DNA downloaded into him and it makes him a top. Mandy just wants someone to worship her. We talk about: Ava Meets Ashley, Allergic To My Job, P-Phone, Lex Avengers, Big Apex Boys, We Talk Tag, Podcast President, Boy Fishing, Axe Ads, College Lockers, Scorpions: The Ur Animal, Disco Scorpio, Dumpster Date, The Law of Bottoms, DBZ Battleground,...

The girls return to the Whooptanic to fight a pirate. That’s it! Yeah it’s one of those eps. We talk about: Infinity Train, 2k19, Hypnospace, Anime Fighters, Is Platinum Is Good, The Party City Catalog, WHOOP-ing Burnout, Eyepoint POV, Jerrance Cook, Jerry Gets Scurvy, Sleepy Cannon Balls, Pro Stealing, Pirate Queen, Everyone Dies, Greenland, Did Jerry Gaslight Them Again?, Paper Straws, Too Long...

The spies are faced with tacky interiors and horrible shag carpets as a woman redecorates classic landmarks. Also Clover is still horrible at fashion. We talk about: Luke’s Great Intro Bit, FE: TH Post War Is Hell, Sentinels, FF Dummies, EVO,Tekken, The Bat With A Butt, Re-Designing the Taj Mahal, I Know That Duck, Fabric WHOOPing, Human Elephant, Tongue Trouble, Clover’s Writhing Mass, The Worst...

A clumsy skater is out to ruin the world so everyone will like her. Also Alex’s super smart dad shows up and he is a proud member of ProtectAlex.com. We talk about: Emblems of Fire, Marvel Alliance, Molly The Flower Girl, Unsolved, Middle Age Bucciarati, Yuri In Ice, And I Said Beeeeeeeeeach, Polar Plunge, Ice Wife, Alex’s Powerful Tongue, Mandy’s A Hottie, Skating, Biggest Fan, Pokemon Evolution,...

Mandy has her own line of dolls and while we’re buying them an old(?) villain returns! Also Jerry is weird, but that’s not new. We’re joined by Zack from TWA for this tangent heavy episode. We talk about: If These Walls Could Purr, Power Rangers, Lego Games, Wrestling, PAX Stuff, Luke Talks About His Childhood House, The Fantasy 1%, Sam’s Bad Hair, Mandy’s Doll Feet, Jerry’s New Dick, Inverted Inv...

There’s so many dogs on this episode of Totally Spies as people are getting their dogs stolen by something not quite human or animal. Meanwhile Oinky has to pretend to be a dog to throw of the entity known as DEAN. Dustin joins us for his first appearance in 100 episodes to talk about it! We talk about: Shadowbringers, Is Cid Hot, Teen Mario, Molly Remember Something, Phoenix Wright, World Next Do...

After some shakey episodes we are proud to say that season six is back to being weird and wonderful. Chelsea joins us for a story where two characters are sucked out of their movie and the spies have to deal with it. Meanwhile Sam goes BAD. We talk about: Money is Tight, Crossy Talk: New Leaf, My Maid Barry, Making Tabletop, Making Marios, Uncharted’s Legacy, We Love We Love Katamari, Molly Learns...

The Granny returns, this time with mind altering cupcakes and Alex just wants a taste. We’re joined by Maxie as we try to incorporate all the stuff we missed in the last couple weeks and talk about a real forgettable ep. We talk about: Robot Girlfriends, The Outer Wilds, Cross Talk, Banjo-KaWhoie, Cyberpunk Sucks, Cadence, Bad Times at The El Royale, John Wicks, America’s Sweetheart Keanu Reeves,...

That celeb hungry villain is back and now he just doesn’t want to befriend them, he wants to become them! Also Oinky is perfect and beautiful. We talk about: Will I Buy RE4 Again?, Vewtiful Joe, Miyazaki, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Molly Never Liked Baseball, Sam’s Hair, Tim Scam’s Brother, Jock Crush, Shipping Update, Big Bass Pyramid, Hollyweed, Oinky Is Famous, Some Pig, RomCom Avengers,...

Wedding dresses have gone homicidal and it’s much more boring than you think. Also Sam’s parents are unethically rich. We talk about: Luke’s Twilight Zone, Hotel For Assassins, In Depth Dogs Thoughts, Non-Political Games, Molly’s Be Crafting Dingers, Sam’s Real Doll Dad, Kim Starsmashian, Bike GLADIS, Royal Weddings, Good British Accents, Dadpa, Wedding With Your Familia, Cambria Beef,

Astro Boy is a bully now and the girls must stop him. Also Oinky returns and we must protect him and Alex from bodyguards. We talk about: Plato Fucking, Streetlight Seat Problems, Prokoto, AssCreed: Le Film, March The 4th Be With You, MPREG Jerry, Oinky’s Back, Beach Spies, Mandy Does Something Wrong, Fetish Cop, Sekiro Park, First Rule Of Robotics, Star-Crossed Bullies, Fair Rides, A Lot About Br...

The Spies have to track down a woman who has stolen an anti-aging serum to win at beauty pageants. Obviously we all know where this is going and… has your arm always been that long? We talk about: We Live In A Society, Persona, Hotline Gorilla, #JusticeForBethhannyy, Twilight Zone Bummer, Molly The Magic Queen, School Paper Expose, Doo Rag Doing Good, Dangerous Ronald Thump, Super Villain Molly, B...

We come back after our break with Mike for an episode all about the art of dance and the killing of cowgirls. Also the shrinking of spies but that’s par for the course. We talk about: Deep in FF, Sword Art Online’d, Ashley Has Been Busy, Kris Wolf Go On Totally Spies, Sekiwo, Hamilton, Hip Hop Dancer Who Must Not Be Named, DBFZ Dancer, Wiki Vandalism For Justice, Jerrdock, Trent Jockey, The Art Of...

Totally Spies just remakes one if it’s old episodes but now with less racism and more snowman. Gamers are being abducted into a game by a vengeful gamer. We talk about: GAME GRLZ 30454, Baba Hate You, Sekiwo, Trials, Gamer Headquarters, Mandy’s Discount Boys, Bimbofication Podcast, Luke Just Lists Games, TGS In Gamestop, Radioactive Jerk Off Sock, Strap On Wiimote, 2 Deans, Chelsea Rules, Snowmen...

Alex attains her true form as she is transformed into a cat girl and is totally cool with it. Clover has to lie to her mom about her earlobe fetish. It’s a fucking ep folks. We talk about: Kingdom Hearts, Baseball Beehive Man, Sorry To Bother You, Molly Has Wittnessed, Luke Kills Film Criticism, Ear Lobes, Feline Dion, Leaning Tower Of Cats, Live Action Cat, Trans Cat Girl, The Mom Conundrum, Driv...

We return to the sixth and final season of Totally Spies. We’re closer to current day so now the show can have plots like “mind controlling social media” which is this episode. Thankfully, at least for this episode, Totally Spies seems pretty good! We talk: The World Ends With Kingdom Hearts, Back to Work, Witness Molly, Comrade, The American Division 2, The Politics of Garfield, NITW, My Little A...

In our search for Totally Spies live action movie we all watched the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats, wildly considered a cult classic and a secret great satire of the music industry. What we instead find is a movie that is real funny at its best and horrible and punching down at its worst. We struggle with that along with talking about: Re:Coded Is The Best KH Game, Molly: Apex Legend, Failed S...

After closing the book on Totally Spies season 5 we finally arrive at Totally Spies: The Movie. A slightly higher budget origin story that despite a lot of stuff ends up being incredibly fun. The spies go after a villain who gives people mind controlling makeovers as we learn how they became the spies we love. We also talk about: Tetris 99, Mad At Atlus, Kingdom Hearts Party, #LetTheBoyTravelsHome...

We’ve arrived at what was the finale of Totally Spies was for a long time and so the show decides to make it so evil is wiped off the face of the Earth, but only after Jerry’s Mom poses as a wealthy buyer that shuts down WHOOP. We talk about: Sliding Royale, Terra The Himbo, Jerry’s Mom/Jerry RP, Velvet Rope Bondage, The Most WHOOPed, Sentinels, Evil Mom, Niagara Falls Race, Shadowcat vs Nightcraw...