Ren Martinez and Ginger Golub
This F***ing Guy!
A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the weird and ridiculous things that compose the terrible elevator music of our lives. This podcast is for the purpose of commentary, critique, parody, reviews, and satire. See more at thisfnguypod.com. We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Crooked Media or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates.
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Ren Martinez and Ginger Golub
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Jun 23, 2026
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Episodes
Hollywood Squares | Will Hays 21.05.2020 53:34
Welcome back, bright-eyed ingenues! On this episode, we're heading straight to Tinseltown, where everyone's dreams come true, particularly one man's dream to ruin everyone else's good time. Ginger gives an Oscar-award winning performance as she tells us about Will Hays, former chairman of the Republic National Convention, eventual president of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of...
Manchild, The Episode | Peter III of Russia 15.05.2020 44:30
Welcome back, dear listeners! On this most auspicious day, the day that Hulu releases its brand new series 'The Great,' we figured we would give you the lowdown on one of its primary figures. No, not Catherine the Great, but her husband, Peter the Mediocre At Best. Ginger takes us on a journey through Little Carl's terrible childhood, to his switcheroo princedom, all the way to his (186) days as E...
Big Freedom Energy | Anti-Quarantine Protesters 29.04.2020 42:50
Welcome back, dear listeners! Spring is here, Ren and Ginger are still figuring out their sound equipment, and did you hear about this "pandemic" thing going on? On this episode, Ren reminds Ginger that things can always be worse, because, even in the midst of a pandemic, people are entitled assholes about not being able to go to their local Applebee's to drink cheap beer and yell at the waitstaff...
You Can Feel The Boner Behind It | Richard Wagner 20.04.2020 56:02
Welcome back, dear listeners! Ren and Ginger continue to take on the technical challenges that plague this hellscape we are all trapped in. In the meantime, do you know what Adolf Hitler and Bugs Bunny have in common? If your answer was an opera composer who couldn't keep it in his pants and hated Jewish people, then you know your musical history! Richard Wagner may be riding in on some Valkyries,...
Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi | Semen Retention 07.04.2020 47:25
Welcome back, dear listeners! In this episode, Ren and Ginger brave this brave new world of remote tele-podcasting to talk about a new way to wellness: semen retention. That's right, you can blue-ball your way to wellness, gain irresistible magnetic attraction, and achieve god-like powers. Sure, you may find yourself in bed with misogynists, incels, and even Nazis, but sacrifices are necessary in...
Vampires are Gay as Sh*t | Anita Bryant 24.03.2020 45:06
Welcome back, dear listeners! This week, Ginger takes us on the wildest f***ing ride down to the sunny shores of Florida, where a not-quite-dead Anita Bryant first started her anti-gay crusade. If you haven't heard of Anita Bryant, that's fine, just know that she's into God, orange juice, and ruining people's lives. Oh, and she sang sometimes. Also, Ren announces her first quest in this brave, pos...
Bloomberg 2: Electric Boogaloo | Michael Bloomberg | Part 2 19.03.2020 49:54
Welcome back, dear listeners. Ren and Ginger return for Part 2 of our Michael Bloomberg episode, because we love you so much. On this episode, we dive into his tenure as mayor, starting with his spending many millions on his campaigns, public housing full of lead-based paint, the unconstitutional surveillance of Muslims, and trying use cruise ships to deal with the city's homelessness problem. We...
You Know, Like an Innocent Person | Michael Bloomberg | Part 1 09.03.2020 42:31
Welcome back, dear listeners! In our very first two-parter here at This F***ing Guy!, Ren explains to Ginger why Michael Bloomberg, former Democratic presidential candidate, is the literal worst. We explore Mike's humble beginnings before launching a golden parachute into a corporate environment where short skirts were "necessary" for promotions, pregnant women lost job opportunities, and coworker...
Live from Rush's Bedroom Toilet | Rush Limbaugh 20.02.2020 53:48
Welcome back, dear listeners. Sorry for the delay; did you know that they don't teach you audio editing in undergraduate social science programs? No matter! On this week's episode, Ren discusses how difficult it is to talk about someone's legacy, especially when that someone is Rush Limbaugh. Virulent racist, gross-ass homophobe, and writer of children's books (featuring a talking horse named Libe...
The Dolores Umbridge of American Politics | Phyllis Schlafly 10.02.2020 39:08
Welcome back, dear listeners. Ginger takes us back into the Dead Asshole Archives to talk about NOT another U.S. president! Instead, we will be talking about Phyllis Schlafly, a woman who did her damnedest to screw over other women. Fierce opponent of the Equal Rights Amendment and lover of ugly doilies, Phyllis' contributions to the hellhole we are currently living in cannot be underplayed or ove...
The Love Letters of Warren G. Harding | Bonus Episode 03.02.2020 4:54
Hello, dear listeners. Have you ever wanted your ears to melt off? Not yet? Well, join us as we read the love letters of Warren G. Harding (president and Sam the Eagle impersonator) to his mistress. Featuring special guest, Jerry! Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Live, Laugh, Love, and Don’t Shoot ’Til You See the Whites of Their Eyes | Kaitlin Bennett 28.01.2020 41:48
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ren decides to educate Ginger on Kaitlin Bennett. You know, Kaitlin Bennett? Oh, you never heard of her? Well, that's because she's not important whatsoever, but she did achieve a modicum of fame as the Kent State Gun Girl. Yup, she does have a name. We're talking social media snafus, lame publicity stunts, and a wanton misunderstanding of how anythin...
A YA Novel for Fiscal Conservatives | Warren G. Harding 22.01.2020 51:34
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ginger dives back into the Dead Asshole Archives to unearth--you guessed it--another US president! It's amazing how many of those guys are in there. And, while Warren G. Harding is not exactly memorable in terms of high school history class, he was still a piece of shit. And, surprisingly horny? Anyway, tune in and marvel at the most boring pervert yo...
Female Psychopath Dot Net | The 22 Convention 13.01.2020 55:40
Welcome back, listeners. On today's episode, Ren invites Ginger to the 22 Convention, the "mansplaining" event of the century, where men use terms like "manosphere," "patriarch," and "sexual marketplace" to teach women how to be great again. Featuring fat-shaming, bad science, and a man who gave himself the middle name "Dream," all for the low, low price of $2000! But, wait, get your tickets now a...
Off-Roading Trains | The West Virginia Coal Wars 06.01.2020 59:02
Welcome back, dear listeners. We hope you all had a lovely holiday season and, in the spirit of the New Year, Ginger has decided to try something new from Dead Asshole Archives. In this episode, Ginger takes on capitalism, specifically by exploring the West Virginia Coal Wars. Coal barons? Check. Company stores? Check. Union busters? Check. Trains outfitted with machine guns? Of course. Let's star...
Putting the "Nude" Back in Christmas | The War on Christmas 17.12.2019 1:05:48
Welcome back, dear listeners. It's that most wonderful time of the year, the time when dedicated soldiers from across America fight in the worst conflict in all of human history. That's right, it's "The War on Christmas." People are back on their jingle-bell bullshit, and Ren roasts more than chestnuts as she takes Ginger on a holly and holy-shit-filled journey, from prudish Puritans to faulty Fac...
The Forest Gump of Bull***t | Roy Cohn 10.12.2019 44:20
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ginger dives back into the Dead Asshole Archives to unearth Roy Cohn, the living embodiment of all those lawyers-are-evil jokes. We're talking homophobia, we're talking racism, we're talking the rampant abuse of the justice system. When your name is thrown around with the likes of Joseph McCarthy, Ronald Reagan, and Donald Trump, you know you got a re...
Please Don't Bleach Your Children | Kerri Rivera 29.11.2019 54:47
Welcome back, dear listeners. On this week's episode, Ren dives into the anti-vax biosphere to discuss Kerri Rivera, mother, grifter, and purveyor of bleach. Kerri, who is a "doctor on homeopathy," is really invested in "curing" autism in children using bleach enemas, a thing that cannot happen using something that is definitely not medicine. Yes, it's as horrible as it sounds. BIG OL CONTEN...
No, Tommy. No. | Woodrow Wilson 23.11.2019 54:56
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ginger dives into the Dead Asshole archives and dredges up another Nobel Prize winner and our very first president, Woodrow Wilson. Not only did he carry on the great American tradition of f***ing everything up in Central America, turns out that one of our illustrious presidents was a racist! Who knew! Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
The Cooch | Ken Cuccinelli 16.11.2019 53:55
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ren takes on Ginger's unknowing and yet well-deserved arch nemesis, Ken Cuccinelli. We're going to talk about his terrible choices as a Virginia state legislator, his terrible choices as Virginia's attorney general, and the terrible choices he is currently making as Acting Director of USCIS. There's a lot of terrible to cover here, so it's gonna be a real doozy...
A Striking Turnip in an Architectural Kentucky Derby Hat | Ayn Rand 08.11.2019 46:16
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ginger takes the lead to talk about pretentious writer and Dead Asshole, Ayn Rand. We'll talk about her boring-ass books, her weird cult-like following, and her unfortunate impact on dudes who took a Philosophy 101 course and play Devil's Advocate for fun (you know that guy). Citations on our website at thisfnguypod.com.
Just Don't F***ing Do It | Blackface, Cultural Appropriation, and Halloween 02.11.2019 45:53
Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, we play with a new format and explore a seasonal theme. We're talking ghosties, we're talking ghoulies, we're talking... shitty Pocahontas costumes? There are surprisingly many ways to f*** up Halloween, mostly involving blackface, cultural appropriation, and weird, sexy costumes. Sexy poop emoji, anyone? You're gonna a lot of mulled wine for this one. Citation...
Literally No Impact | Jacob Wohl 25.10.2019 12:42
Join us for this mini-episode in which Ren reviews the trolling exploits of Jacob Wohl. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
Racism, Memes, and Why We Drink | D.W. Griffith & Carpe Donktum 19.10.2019 1:10:20
Welcome back, dear listeners. This episode we delve into the gross racism and incitement to violence bestowed upon us by D.W. Griffith and "memesmith" Carpe Donktum. You heard us. You could probably tell by the title, but we're gonna go ahead and throw a racism content warning up for ya. Let's throw sexism in there too. Take a deep breath, friends. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
Two Guys, Bad Science | Peter Vlaming & Daniel Carleton Gajdusek 19.10.2019 1:11:51
Welcome to the inaugural episode of This F***ing Guy! Join Ren and Ginger as they discuss the lives and horrific hijinks of Peter Vlaming and Daniel Carleton Gajdusek. Content warning for... everything, guys. Specifically, transphobia, child sexual abuse, animal abuse, and cannibalism. It's gonna be weird. Visit us at our brand-spankin'-new website, thisfnguypod.com, for citations.
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