This American Dice

The conflict known as Vietnam II has left the United States on the brink of collapse. Crime, lack of resources, uncut lawns, and less than impressive pornography plague the nation. President Gweneth Paltrow has enlisted the help of Professor Ursa to create a new force to meet the needs of the country. Looking at what he had lying around the laboratory, he created… The Bear Bots! This team of cybor...

Introducing a (mostly) brand new group of ill-fated adventurers….

Last time, ghosts from the past urged our unlikely heroes to fight against a fallen priest, Lareth the Beautiful, to stop the completion of a profane ritual. Unbeknownst to them, Lareth’s defeat, served as the last sacrifice that awakened an ancient Elemental Evil.

After finding a crystal that transformed one of them into a flower-based Sailor Moon-esque magical girl, our adventurers are seeking out the other elemental crystal keys they need to solve the mystery of the dungeon and pass their final exam. In this finale, earning an A will make them offical adventurers but an F will prove fatal. Cast: David as our Game Master Lauren as Willow Ben as Shadow Blai...

As part of their final exam, four young students at Dungeon and Drexel Adventuring Academy head into a dungeon to find its treasures, solve its mysteries, and hopefully get a passing grade. Oh, yeah…if they can survive. Cast David as our Game Master Lauren as Willow Ben as Shadow Blair as Dandelion Austin as Zane Music Ghost Chase Thriller by Sir Cubworth Quest is a game by T. C. Sottek

Introducing out ill-fated adventurers….

The Grand Finale of Dungeon World: The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser! Can Donato make it in time to stop Pascal from being killed? He and Kha’met have already convinced the city guard to assualt the palace, but Pascal is under the sword of the leader of traitorous Honor Guard. And can they get to the real mastermind of the plot? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -...

As Pascal tangles with the leader of the traitorous Honorguard, Donato has made a discovery about the false alarm that was raised. Meanwhile, can Kha’met, at the highest point in the city, send a message to get help, or will the traitors be victorious? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for th...

Happy Thanksgiving folks! Last week we wrapped up our 3rd long game, This American Monster, and Friday December 2nd we’ll be publishing the finale of Dungeon World: The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser. To give us more time to put together content we are going to start taking a week off in between each long and short game. Thus, we don’t have an episode going up today, instead you get this announcemen...

Pascal is face-to-face with some of the traitors, but has Donato abandoned his allies in their greatest time of need? Will Kha’met change the course of the calamity besetting Piranesi? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for the episode includes: -For You King by Ender Güney -The Last Stand by...

With our Monster of the Week game - This American Monster - all wrapped up, Austin and David sit down to reflect on the game and provide some advice to Game Masters based on their experience. Music is by Patrick Ross

The Orcs have returned! The alarm bells from the walls ring out their warning and what is left of the City Guard rush to their battle stations! But inside the palace our heroes deal with dangers from within Piranesi. The Honor Guard, the High Priest, can any of them be trusted? Or are they all traitors? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin a...

With the game’s last session recorded and the Grand Finale released, the gang sits down to reflect on how things went. If the McElroy’s did it you would be creaming yourselves. This American Monster is a podcast from This American Dice. Our Cast is: David as Ashton Greene Alex as Herbert “Darkblade69” Kmoch Carl as Chase Welker Leigh as Sundry Charms And Austin Smith as the Game Master Our Theme M...

Orcs at the gates the alarms announce! Can our heroes save the Duke, the land, and their very lives as they are beset by not just intrigue, but another invasion? Find out! The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for the episode includes: A Dangerous Location by Ron Ernest Winter is coming: Adagio -...

This is it folks. The Grand Finale of This American Monster! This American Monster is a podcast from This American Dice. Our Cast is: David as Ashton Greene Alex as Herbert “Darkblade69” Kmoch Carl as Chase Welker Leigh as Sundry Charms And Austin Smith as the Game Master Our Theme Music is Sinlude by Patrick Ross Additional music for this episode includes: -Tend to It by Osiris Saline -Sundry’s L...

The shit hits the fan as our heroes come face-to-face with a conspiracy. Can they keep the Duke…the Emperor…safe? Can they survive? And what role does their former ally play in all of this? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for the episode includes: Ghost Chase Thriller by Sir Cubworth The De...

Intrigue besets our heroes. Who can they trust? The Honor Guard? The High Priest? One another? Find out! The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for the episode includes: Ghost Chase Thriller by Sir Cubworth The Depths by Kaupee Brushed Bells in the Wind by Daniel Birch For You King by Ender Güney...

Entering the Terminus, the team faces off against Mr. Heck and the power of Hell itself. This American Monster is a podcast from This American Dice. Our Cast is: David as Ashton Greene Alex as Herbert “Darkblade69” Kmoch Carl as Chase Welker Leigh as Sundry Charms And Austin Smith as the Game Master Our Theme Music is Sinlude by Patrick Ross Additional music for this episode includes: Cue 5 - Dark...

Bringing the young Duke Blackburn back to the palace may pose challenges that our heroes had not foreseen; particularly as they have yet to determine who betrayed the city to the Orcs. Will they find themselves welcomed as returning heroes? Or will they find themselves caught in intrigue and lies? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Kham...

The Leylines have been activated and the team has realized they must act to stop hell from coming to earth. Now they turn themselves to the heart of the evil plot….but can they stop it? This American Monster is a podcast from This American Dice. Our Cast is: David as Ashton Greene Alex as Herbert “Darkblade69” Kmoch Carl as Chase Welker Leigh as Sundry Charms And Austin Smith as the Game Master Ou...

With Blackburn the Lesser, the heir apparent to Piranesi, found, our heros must return him safely to his home. They have learned that Woundweaver Yorag is not merely one Orcish warrior; will they findout the true meaning of the title? The Fate of Blackburn the Lesser is -David as Pascal -Carl as Donato -Jarad as Farley -Justin as Khamet -and Austin as the Game Master Music for the episode includes...