Thirsty For More - Movie Review

The brothers break their own arbitrary form yet again this week to take a deep dive into "Pumping Iron". Join them on their exploration of the classic 1977 documentary that made Schwartzy a household name. They are joined by the notoriously mysterious Brooke Willis who serves up some hot takes about how Schwarzty is actually Machiavellian Schwartzy. Not to be missed. This episode along with all th...

On this very special 20th anniversary celebration of the movie ‘End Of Days’ the brothers discuss: Y2K panic, Nümetal, religious intrigue movies and all the other things that made the year 1999 amazing. They are joined by VR wizard and resident catholic/Satan expert: Owen Harris. Hilarious episode. Not one to be missed! Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on...

In an exciting twist today’s episode of Schwartzy the Podcast is Predator 2 which is decidedly not Schwartzy. Consequently both the brothers are not featured on this week’s episode. Join friends of the show Kays Vanderest and Lee Wiesblatt as they get to know each other over their mutual dislike of this 1990 cult classic. Stick around to the end of the episode to hear a couple of Ensh (Milenko's m...

Join the brothers in the exclusive SPOILER laden reaction/recap/review of Terminator: Dark Fate. Fresh 2019 release. Tim Miller directed. Be the first to hear what the brothers think of the latest instalment in the Terminator franchise. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter use the hashtag #schwartzypod to get in touch. Email us at schwartzythepodcas...

No Joel Schumacher film is complete without campiness and lots of it. In this regard 1997’s Batman and Robin does not disappoint. It comes complete with glitter, glamour and bat nipples?? The brothers mark their milestone 20th episode with wildly charming actor/comedian Devan Islas. Join them as they discuss problematic, libertarian, evil capitalist Batman, juicy lips, and whether this is even a S...

Is Jingle All The Way queer cinema? Is it a scathing critique of capitalism? Probably not, but those are the kinds of theories the brothers float in this episode. They are joined by lover of 90’s movies and beloved Toronto musician Maddy Wilde of Rapport fame. Stick around after the episode to hear Rapport’s new single: “My Goodbyes” Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @sc...

Eraser is what you get when you combine Commando with political intrigue but you take away the charm. The brothers delve hard into thirsty for more territory on this episode of Schwartzy in the hopes that the recounting of their personal anecdotes will stave of the dryness of this 1996 disappointment. They are joined today by friend and fellow film industry nerd Jake Roels! Do not miss this behemo...

When you think of Pantheon Schwartzy do you think of the movie “Junior”? This week the brothers ponder if Reitman got more woke in 94? Are Emma Thompson, Danny Devito and Schwartzy a thropple in this film? Is Emma Thompson’s character queer? Is she in a queer relationship with Schwartzy? Is this movie also lowkey about abortion? These questions and many more are brought to fruition with the earnes...

The brothers discuss James Cameron's hugely problematic "True Lies". From the cartoonish portrayal of middle eastern terrorists, to the pervasive misogynistic dialogue, to Eliza Dushku's very real Me-Too experience, this film is mired in 2019 controversy. Despite its numerous problems the brothers delight in the masterful direction with returning guest and friend of the show: Vancouver based Indig...

The year is 1994 and Schwartzy movies have gained self awareness. Listen as the brothers discuss post-Schwartzy in the big budget meta action adventure "Last Action Hero"! Come for the deep post-structural analysis and stick around Aleks' for the "lemon party skit. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter use the hashtag #schwartzypod to get in touch. E...

A film of this magnitude could not be contained within a single episode! Join the brothers for the conclusion to the long awaited and much touted "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" episode. Listen for the unbridled enthusiasm and exhaustive pod editing. Find out once and for all if the brothers reached peak Schwartzy? Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter...

The much anticipated T2 episode is here! In part I of their discussion the brothers discuss parent/child dynamics, PTSD and GREEN HANDS?? The enthusiasm is infectious. The recapping is on point. The sound editing is better than ever! A classic film is now a classic episode. Enjoy Terminator 2 Judgement Day (part I). Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twit...

On this episode the brothers discuss their second Ivan Reitman film: Kindergarten Cop. They've noticed a pattern: Reitman loves haphazardly exploring questions of "manhood", through transgressive characters who experience redemptive story arcs while being cluelessly misogynistic and homophobic. They are joined by brilliant sociology grad student: Ana Vujosevic who discusses the feminist merits of...

In a family only exclusive, the brothers ruminate on how the sci-fi adventure classic "Total Recall" has impacted their lives with a little input from their often mentioned father: Tata. Hear Paul Verhoeven's 1990 film retold and quoted with a great deal of love and brotherly tenderness. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter use the hashtag #schwartz...

This week the brothers discuss the 1988 classic "Twins" with influential climate activist and friend of the show Catherine Abreu! Listen for her theory as to why this film is actually a low key super hero movie. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter use the hashtag #schwartzypod to get in touch. Email us at schwartzythepodcast@gmail.com

Communist panic? CHECK! Misogyny? CHECK! Overt racism? CHECK! "Red Heat" manages to reinforce some unfortunate 80's touchstones while also offering a really introspective critique of both capitalism and communism. The brothers are joined by social activist and friend Adam Fraser to talk about this low-key Schwartzy gem! Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on...

Join the brothers as they draw eerie parallels between "Running Man" and 2019 reality. They discuss everything from wealth inequality, to deep fakes, to staged reality shows dominating the cultural landscape. Plus the first 10 mins are about hemorrhoids.. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @schwartzythepodcast and @schwartzypod on Twitter use the hashtag #schwartzypod to get in touch. Email us at...

Today the brothers are joined by Vancouver based Indigenous filmmaker Kays Vanderest to talk about the character of Billy in Predator. Along the way they discuss: representation in media, masculinity, dads and even Kanye West. A wonderful companion piece to the Predator episode.

On today's "Predator" episode the brothers tackle important issues like toxic masculinity, representation in media and "cool balding". They are joined in studio by pop culture aficionado, punk rock bass player, screen printer and low key producer of the show: Lee Wiesblatt. T4M: The internet’s best Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast

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For today's Shortzy episode Aleks reacts in real time to Andreas Gablier's song "Pump It Up (The Motivation Song) feat. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Plus the brothers elaborate a bit on Aleks' fictional T3 plot idea.

By all objective standards "Raw Deal" is not a good movie. The plot is convoluted, the direction is terrible and above all it is so boring. The meltdown the brothers have over this movie will come to be the stuff of Schwartzy pod legend. Listen for Aleks' renowned pizza order, a feminist analysis and the critique of the institution of policing. Plus it's funny. T4M: The internet’s best Arnold Schw...

If Schwartzy was a musician, "Commando" would be one of his greatest hits. Join the brothers as they uncover the film's homoerotic undertones, the cartoonish violence and Dan Hedaya's disappointing brown face. Stay safe and indoors friends of the show! Tell a fellow Schwartzy fan. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @thirstyformorepresents and @morethirsty on Twitter Email us at schwartzythepodcas...

Today's Shortzy hot take sees the brothers discussing some exciting Terminator: Dark Fate news. Stay safe and indoors friends of the show! Tell a fellow Schwartzy fan. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @thirstyformorepresents and @morethirsty on Twitter Email us at schwartzythepodcast@gmail.com

The bros discuss the feminist merits of Red Sonja from a 2019 perspective while also covering the ridiculous plot and outrageous puppets. Stay safe and indoors friends of the show! Tell a fellow Schwartzy fan. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @thirstyformorepresents and @morethirsty on Twitter Email us at schwartzythepodcast@gmail.com

Conan is back! This time in a much shittier and lower budget sequel. Join his wacky crew: Bombatta, Zula, Malak, Akiro, and Princess Jehnna as they take on the evil Queen Taramis. Stick around to the end to hear Milenko tell Aleks a mind blowing personal anecdote. Stay safe and indoors friends of the show! Tell a fellow Schwartzy fan. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @thirstyformorepresents and...