Think Fresh

Ty & Eric analyze the controversy surrounding Drake’s meat reveal, whether Subway’s perpetual soup is poisonous, getting scammed by Starbucks, Playboi Carti wearing a thong, Subway switching from inches to basis points, ordering a sandwich while wearing the Apple Vison Pro, evidence that Kanye has low self esteem, adding olive oil to beverages, shmoozing your bartender, and the cultural eccent...

Ty & Eric connect for this bite-sized episode about hitting your Subway sandwich with some blue cheese sauce, the genetic difference between green and black olives, getting freaky with a muffaletta sandwich, literally gaslighting on dates, why they’re jealous of kids' meal plating, and whether films are stupid. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss the shelf life of Subway chicken strips, the credibility of a gloved-up sandwich artist, the dangers of ordering the double meatball, getting scammed by ‘smart’ sinks, snacking on Subway’s footlong pretzels, iterating on the caesar salad wrap, and charging your oven. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric get dirty with some industrial district lobster rolls, as well as discuss shredded lettuce vs. whole leaf lettuce, role playing as a soup kitchen patron, airplane caviar, Subway’s SUBS system data leak, why the death of the bookstore gave us tinned fish, 2024 menu trends, turning sub Inches into AirMiles, eliminating graphic design entirely, bad restaurant mission statements, and whe...

The boys sit down with celebrated Chef Pino (interview starts at 21:47) of Cioppino’s in Vancouver to discuss what makes a great sandwich, cooking for Anthony Bourdain, whether Subway is Italian appropriation or celebration, Vancouver’s best meals, blending culinary tradition with trend, and if tofu belongs in an Italian kitchen. The boys also discuss their date nights at Sushi Hil and Au Comptoir...

Ty & Eric contemplate the ubiquity of corn, sipping shrimp cocktails at the grocery store raw bar, the colour theory behind Subway’s steak meat, Coachella’s unsatisfying lineup, a wholesome breakdown of the Veggie Patty ingredients, and Kanye’s titanium chompers. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discuss wallopping a sandwich artist with a footlong, getting unsolicited sniffs from strangers, drinking Subway’s chicken noodle goop, gambling away other people’s money, whether CCTV footage is a scam, ordering from an AI generated sandwich artist, and whether Subway employees should wear bodycams. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric celebrate their 300th episode by ranking Think Fresh against American Television series, as well as discuss why the Epstein List takes heat off Jared Fogle, whether Stephen Hawking has game, Looksmaxxing at Subway, the explosive BlendJet 2 recall, a Footlong vs. a Footwide, Playboy Carti faking getting arrested, overspending on supper, and influencers denouncing scrolling. Get 30% of...

Ty & Eric discuss eating worm salt, why Subway is accessible to the blind, denouncing New Years resolutions, the Hailey Bieber smoothie from Erewhon, escaping the classification of Gringo, forcing small talk with your waitress, flying first class, navigating the Lazy Acres kelp powder selection, getting gifted merch, colourful occupations for gay french men, and the Subway scene report in Mexi...

Ty & Eric check in on Jared Fogle’s life in prison, as well as discuss what’s in and out at Subway this year, micro-dosing every meal, Subway’s roast beef propaganda, starting a vision board, taste-testing boomer pubs, and quitting eating entirely. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric ring in the new year by discussing Eric’s Cioppino’s visit and why it’s exactly like Subway, Chat-GPT becoming a mixologist, Michelin guides ruining cities, whether beans are Italian, espresso as the final sip at supper, Hugh Grant’s dining preferences, and where Drake be eating after hours.  Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric tenderly reflect on the novel Coronoavirus, as well as munching on spiced Ice, getting unsolicited footlong commentary, getting sauced up with the Green Goddess dressing, the growing trend of penile fractures on Christmas, eating at Sushi Park over Sugarfish, and the purgatory between Christmas and New Years. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric find their holiday spirit as they discuss breaking into the Vancouver Christmas market, mixing herbs and drinks, why Christmas is better in Europe, overpaying for valet parking, taking the cursed blue eye flight, and riding the Subway train. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric celebrate the holiday seasoning by taste-tasting the Trader Joes Green Goddess herbs, as well as discuss gifting a Subway subscription, regifting food, their Christmas wishlists (spoiler: it’s Aesop) and the parallels between sandwich artists and surrogate mothers. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric are into the holiday spirit(s), as they discuss drinking white Russians, Kendall Jenner’s novel take on the 818 espresso martini, and how to make Christmas music not suck. They also discuss the blueprint for the ideal sandwich making station, finding a bug in your footlong (and why it may be a good thing), whether they are sandwich artists or sandwich scientists, and the flaws of ord...

Ty & Eric imagine eating Subway for dinner, their experience ordering a $90 omelette at Kissa Tanto, the lonely male Subway salute, eating a footlong hamburger, servicing the drunk community with a 24/7 buffet, why a hotdog is actually desert, dolphins doing it ‘animal style’, seeking refuge in Michelin star restaurants, and why Pharrell Williams is so forgettable. Get 30% off a Zencastr Profe...

Ty & Eric discuss the biases of Subway architecture, whether Kanye's album will be good, bad signage on sandwich packaging, wearing slippers in Subway, bunking in prison with Jared Fogle, whether Playboy Carti needs money, visiting elderly pubs, listening to children rap, being professionals at opening doors, and throwing food at your sandwich artist. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional accoun...

Ty & Eric discuss sports bars IN sports stadiums, footlong pretzels, the variability of churros, elevating the stadium meal, and the McDonalds soulless CosMc's Cafe concept. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric digest Ty’s recent trip to Palm Springs, including tasting a mouth-watering buzz button, getting confused for a hospitality worker, being the last person to board an airplane, and the Venn diagram of old and gay people in Palm Springs. They also discuss their recent guest appearance on How Original Podcast , tipping $7000 at Subway, numbing the pain while eating a footlong, the Erewh...

Ty & Eric discuss the dining scene at Craig’s in West Hollywood, why the footlong is ableist, ordering a tasting flight of Subway sauces, Kanye walking into Nobu shoeless, ordering off the drink menu blind, and Ty’s tasteful Palm Springs trip. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric reveal their new podcasting equipment as well as discuss getting Seinfeld’d on an airplane, the lonely construction worker’s footlong, Joe Biden weather, being the first table at a restaurant, peanut butter footlongs, the bottled water program at Erewhon, a (late) Hailey Bieber smoothie review, Korean Thanksgiving, and mingling with other degenerates. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professio...

Ty & Eric discuss secret menu tips for dining in Los Angeles Subways, celebrity sighting in the Hollywood Hills, Justin Trudeau's troubled dining experience, whether speakeasies have gone to far, Ty's upcoming comedy special, and the best quiche Eric has ever eaten (spoiler: he didn't tip). Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric discover that Subway black olives are artisanal, as well as discuss the evil consumerism at Costco, Diddy literally blowing up Kid Cudi's car, the luxury of unlimited vegetables, why Snoop Dog is making a show of quitting smoking, and why Martha Stewart is a smokeshow. Get 30% off a Zencastr Professional account

Ty & Eric digest the lyrics of Drake's Scary Hours Edition, as well as discuss Mercedes-Benz being a staple of the hip-hop community, making Subway ingredients more exclusive, getting caviar from Whole Foods, performative Instagram-first dining, the commonalities of sneakerheads and hot wings fans, taking a cab through a drive-through, Taylor Swift as an entity, Kanye and Drake no longer being...

On a quest for truth, Ty & Eric examine the rumours regarding a new Chipotle Southwest sauce, as well as discuss Subway's sauce engagement data, IKEA hot dog condiments, finding a reservation on Thanksgiving in LA, a lonely new-friends-giving at Nobu Malibu, being let down by the American Express Concierge, getting rejected from Catch LA for wearing Birkenstocks, the Subway sauce naming schema...