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Joe, Tom and Dan Cole are reunited to review the first Test including Tom Curry’s arousal levels, Rassie’s useless water carrying and the relentless Maro Itoje. There’s more rugby than usual, but we also find out why Ronan Keating won’t be coming on the podcast after Joe’s poor behaviour in 2017. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. L...

In a Joe Marler show first, Joe presents the show without Tom. Thankfully the ever-reliable Dan Cole steps in to help out, but their efforts to run a professional podcast are derailed by a very sunburnt Justin Tipuric. The ultimate Lions trio hold an alternative selection meeting, and manage at least one minute of analysis of the Lions team for the first Test on Saturday. Grow the Show, become an...

The Lions are back on track, which is more than you can say more for this shambles of a podcast. Joe, Dan Cole and Tom Fordyce pick their team for the first test, review the latest warm up game and do a lions quiz. Grow the show! To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn...

Joe and Tom are joined by Adam "Bomb" Jones for a late night record after the Lions lose to South Africa A, who weren't really an A team anyway. Alun Wyn Jones is back on tour, Tom Curry eats a lot of raw eggs, Cheslin Kobe is really good and Josh Adams is watching the birth of his first child on Zoom. Just another week really. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for pr...

Joe, Tom and Dan Cole talk a little bit about the Lions and their latest tour game, but spend more time asking whether you'd rather be a shark who can live on land or a lion who can live underwater. There's also some insight on new Lion Marcus Smith and captain Jamie George who isn't just a "jolly little fat man". To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official...

Justin Tipuric joins Joe and Tom from Trebanos to tell us all about himself, his nose and his shadow. As usual, expect minimal analysis of the most recent Lions game. But instead we have behind the scenes stories of the 2017 trips to the ‘scary houses’, the inside track on two rapid Welsh wingers, and Justin’s journey on a private jet with AWJ. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See...

Joe and Tom invite the ultimate professional Dan Cole back to the podcast to chat through the first Lions game in South Africa. Well… sort of. Tom insults our guest, Joe tells us about Elliot Daly’s hairy back and Dan has to give Joe a geography lesson. But if you want rugby analysis, skip to the end when Dan tries to pick his 12/13 combination for the Tests. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/jo...

This is the impossible sporting story. A team without a head coach, and without a hope, end up winning the Premiership title. And they do it the Quins way. The 'joovay' way. With old heads and young guns. Kicking to the corner and not the sticks. So after a few days MIA, we finally track down Joe to get the inside story from the man of the match in the final, and his captain, o captain Stephan Lew...

Joe has rounded up some mates to reminisce about the 2017 British and Irish Lions tour to New Zealand. What did they really think of Warren Gatland? Why did they put cocktail sticks in their heads? And who is Jared Payne? Joe and Tom chat to James Haskell, Dan Cole, and Rory Best... when he eventually arrives. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and...

It's the first episode of our British and Irish Lions specials. Joe and Tom chat to the Fun Bus / Lions Chairman Jason Leonard as Joe tries to remain calm while sitting down (virtually) with his childhood hero. Want to know how to convince your fellow teammates you're not a dickhead? Want to know what really happens in court sessions? Then get stuck into this episode and share it with all your rug...

Joe and Tom meet a pub landlord, and they don’t even get to ask for a beverage. They do find out about lock-ins, the world’s most expensive pint, the origins of pub names and what tune Joe would belt out during karaoke. Plus the all-time podium of bar snacks. All of which combine to make them very, very thirsty indeed. Find us on our social media accounts and let us know your thoughts on the episo...

The film star and icon Alan Cumming joins Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce for a legendary episode all about acting. You will know Alan for his work in X-Men, GoldenEye and Spy Kids. Alan also has a brand new podcast, so why not search for it after you’ve listened to this! Search “Alan Cumming’s Shelves” where ever you get your podcasts. Keep up to date with The Joe Marler Show on Twitter & Instagram by...

Want to know what sort of future lies ahead for us? Well, who better to ask futurist Mark Stevenson than our own Joe Marler.  Joe & Tom ask Mark all the important questions about where the world is heading in terms of food, money, and climate change. It is not all doom and gloom we promise. There may also be mentions of hoverboards (from Joe obviously). So get stuck into this brilliant episode and...

In a world first for the Joe Marler Show, we split the episode into two parts on the basis that the level of chat and insight from the man who fought as The Bomber is SO extraordinary, that Steve the producer has found it impossible to compress/slice/trim it down to a mere one episode. Enjoy! To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow th...

Joe and Tom meet former world champion boxer Tony Bellew, one of the few men with arms stronger than Joe. Tony takes them inside the mysterious world of knock-outs, hype merchants and magnificent abs, something both Joe and Tom can relate intimately to. To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See a...

Joe and Tom meet a vicar and he might be the best vicar in the world. They ask him about weddings, funerals, swear words in the bible and whether the Lord is Father Tim's line manager. To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more abou...

Joe and Tom meet a tree surgeon called Gareth, who grew up with chainsaws knocking around his house. To support the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop And to watch the YouTube video Joe mentions in this episode... https://youtu.be/5p4u2Ve1rOM Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more a...

So… Can you communicate with the dead? Joe is open minded, Tom isn’t, and their guest is Louise the evidential medium. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a real-life bodyguard, and once again it's not Kevin Costner. Their guest is Kate Bright from UMBRA International and she is brilliant. To support the show on Patreon, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to get into private security, go to www.umbrainternational.com  Oh and if anyone has photos of Joe working at "Hands on History" please do send them in. Grow the Show, bec...

Joe and Tom meet The Sleep Geek James Wilson to find out everything they’ve ever wanted to know about sleep.  To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A whole episode about police dogs and how great they are. Joe and Tom meet Will Vye who works with police dogs every day and has some incredible stories. To support the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet former special forces soldier Dean Stott. They ask him about serving in Iraq, the sheep dip selection process and a parachute accident that sounds horrible.  To buy Dean’s book, search for “Dean Stott Relentless” on your favourite book website. To support our show, go to Patreon and sign up to be a show grower. Here’s the link: patreon.com/joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an o...

Joe and Tom meet Nick Pettigrew who was an anti-social behaviour officer for 18 years. He talks us through crack dens, brothels and how the system does or maybe doesn't work. Nick's book is called Anti-Social and it's really good. It's out in paperback this week. To support our show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...

Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII. To listen to Dan's podcast, search for History Hit in your podcast app. If you'd like to pay £1 a week to support our show, go to Patreon and search for Joe Marler Show. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See...

Joe and Tom meet a professional gambler who makes a living from playing poker, mainly online and in the middle of the night. It's a different world and we're not entirely sure it's that appealing. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow To buy a t-shirt go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn mo...