Thick Threads

Comedy EN ↓ 194 episodes

Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Perfect Break Up Lines and a Christmas Virgin! 👀 12.12.2023 37:09

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of woman who gives insightful ways to break up with your partner. Then, Cloud shares a thread about a Christmas Virgin! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS of Luxury Brand Victorioso Mezcal! 👀 05.12.2023 42:26

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud and Persephanii speak with the owners and founders of the luxury brand, Victorioso Mezcal. They give us the breakdown and history of how Mezcal is made and we get to try it out! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! http://www.victoriosomezcal.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Best Friend Shot Her and Got Pregnant by Her Boyfriend! 28.11.2023 44:08

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud and Persephanii shares a thread of woman who was betrayed by her best friend and boyfriend. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad Outcomes from Alcohol and Turned off While Smashing!! 21.11.2023 51:19

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud shares a thread of how too much alcohol can cause some bad situations. Then, Persephanii reads a thread of something crazy happening during the seggs session that is an immediate turnoff. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Too Invested to Smash and Doing the Bare Minimum in Miami! 14.11.2023 52:34

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud shares a thread of people who intended to smash but the movie was fire. Then Persephanii reads a thread story of a man who was taken advantage of by a beautiful in Miami. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RAW Qualifications and Dates to make you give it up STAT! 07.11.2023 43:49

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of people who explain the qualifications needed to smash RAW. Then Cloud reads a thread of date descriptions that lead to giving up the drawls immediately. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Men who Hate their Girlfriends and BLOCKEDT! 31.10.2023 35:22

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii (Bulma) shares an unfortunate thread of men who are going through a phase of hating their girlfriends!!! Then, Cloud (Master Roshi) shares a thread of the last reason you blocked someone. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Controversial Gift and PLAYED OUT COSTUMES!!! 😂 24.10.2023 28:32

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud (CW Flash) shares a thread of played out costumes! !! Then, Persephanii (Cruella Deville) shares a thread about a woman who bought a gift for a man shes dating that some feel is disrespectful!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

None of the MATH MAKES SENSE!!! 😂 17.10.2023 38:57

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud (Beebop Ranger) shares NONSENSE of math differences between Boys and Girls!! Then, Persephanii (Autstina Powers) shares a thread of BLACK math that is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DEALING WITH HATERS!!!! 10.10.2023 36:26

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud shares a thread of realizing you’re talking to a hater MID CONVERSATION!!! Then, Persephanii shares an unfortunate thread of women being hated in by their so called “friends”. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Women Own Doing Men Dirty and Man Befriends a Dead Guy! 03.10.2023 49:41

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud shares a thread of men getting done dirty. Then, Persephanii shares a WILD story of a man who befriended and dead man! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise Turnoffs and Black people Cheating on Soul Food!! 👀 26.09.2023 42:52

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of turnoffs that men think are turn ons! Then, Cloud reads a thread about black people who would not choose soul food over other genres of food. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blocked by a Celeb and Worst Airport Experience! 19.09.2023 43:24

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a wild thread of the most horrid airport experiences! Then, Persephanii shares a thread from people who were blocked by a celebrity! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Funny Racist Moments and Tissue in the Crack!!! 😂😂😂 12.09.2023 34:55

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Man Confesses On IG To Killing His GF 05.09.2023 44:06

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Women Explain What Sex Feels Like and Wild Family Secrets! 29.08.2023 37:54

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Deadly Cheating Scandal and Rejected over Ice Cream 🍦 22.08.2023 41:45

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from a man who regrets telling his friend about his cheating partner! Then, Cloud reads a thread about a man rejected over ICE CREAM! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UNORTHODOX PATERNITY and End of Relationship Flags! 15.08.2023 49:02

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a girl who found out her dad was NOT her dad in biology class! Then, Persephanii shares a thread about how you know its time to END THAT RELATIONSHIP! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Same Toy Different Women and The Dark Side of Grey's Anatomy! 08.08.2023 40:18

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from men who share whether they use the same intimate toys on different partners! Then, Cloud reads a thread of an actor exposing PIPING HOT TEA from GREYS ANATOMY! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Narcissistic Apology to CHEATING ADDICTION! 01.08.2023 52:51

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a man who is ADDICTED TO CHEATING.! Then, Persephanii shares a thread of whether or not parents should charge their adult children rent! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do You Brush Your Teeth Before Morning Cunnilingus? 25.07.2023 38:54

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of whether people brush their teethor not before giving fellatio in the morning! Then, Cloud reads a thread of a man who calculated the math of how many miles of "D" his girl has taken . Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

How Would Gender Roles Change If We Switched Private Parts?! 18.07.2023 52:20

On this episode of #ThickThreads , Persephanii shares a WILD thread about a woman who had strict expectations!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how RED FLAGS IN FRIENDSHIPS. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are RIBS and FRIED CHICKEN…OVERRATED?!?! 18.07.2023 48:01

On this episode of #ThickThreads , Persephanii shares a WILD thread about HORRIBLE COMMUNICATORS!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how Caucasians say “You got me effed up”. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS AND THE MOST TRASH SUPERHEROES EVER!!! 😂 04.07.2023 46:39

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the WORST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LADIES: Here's 10 Commandments You NEVER Break out Here! 29.06.2023 1:01:02

On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about the absolute AUDACITY of men. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the 10 commandments that women cant break out here!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.