Thick Threads

Thick Threads

Comedy EN ↓ 194 episodes

Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet! Subscribe now!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Thick Threads

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Saddest Death on TV 06.01.2026

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii wants to know: what’s the saddest death on TV? Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know the most disturbing thing you’ve discovered about a partner…Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast  Subscribe to our Patreon  http://patreon.com/thickthreads Fol...

Therapy “Ruined” My Life 30.12.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Happy Near Year! Persephanii unpacks how NYE began and why resolutions fail almost immediately, while Cloud explores therapist bombshells that quietly changed everything. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon http://patreon.com/thickth...

ALL Time Worst Christmas Gifts! 23.12.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Happy Holidays! Persephanii unwraps a thread of the worst Christmas gifts, while Cloud explores the adult equivalent of finding out Santa isn’t real. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Subscribe to our Patreon: http://patreon.com/thickthreads Follow us on S...

Bad Survival Tips and Horrible Quiet Habits! 17.12.2025

Persephanii wants to know: What are some quiet habits that are super unhealthy long term? Cloud wants to know: What are some survival tips in the movies that will get you killed? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adulting: The Perks, the Plots & the Private Habits Exposed 10.12.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii wants to know: what absolutely sucked as a kid but is top-tier amazing as an adult? From early bedtimes to unexpected joys, she’s breaking down the glow-ups of growing up. Meanwhile, Cloud drops a micro-fact about a man-who-shall-not-be-named… and somehow ends up spiraling into a thread of people’s deepest, most private habits — the kind you pra...

Why’d You Stop?! Mid-Romp Turn-Offs & Rabbit Holes 03.12.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii is asking the real questions: what killed the vibe mid-romp and why? And while she digs into your turn-off tales, Cloud somehow finds himself neck-deep in a thread of the wildest rabbit holes imaginable. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted...

From Thanksgiving Crimes to Cult Confessions 26.11.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii reveals the six crimes your family probably committed this Thanksgiving, while Cloud uncovers a thread of people who got cult-napped. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tell No One… Except Us 19.11.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii’s asking for your most unhinged moment, and Cloud finds a thread overflowing with the secrets you’re absolutely never confessing—except today. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When the Mood Hits… and So Does History 12.11.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii comes out the gate swinging with the most embarrassing sexy moments which leads to a thread about being head over heels. Meanwhile, Cloud drops lets us know before there was Napster, there was Mozart. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on...

We Didn’t Mean to Ruin Your Life… 05.11.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! GRIZZLY TALES IS BACK! Persephanii is still in her spooky bag — Halloween may be over, but the love of horror movies lives on! Meanwhile, Cloud brings a wild Thick Thread about how people accidentally ruined someone’s whole life without even meaning to. Yep… it gets messy fast. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabb...

The Marriage Conspiracy: Even Cabbage Is In On It! 29.10.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! GRIZZLY TALES IS BACK! Persephanii is genuinely concerned about why every Halloween game somehow leads back to marrying women off. Meanwhile, Cloud drops a wild Halloween “Thick Fact” — cabbage was once believed to have magical powers that could help predict your future spouse… and yes, it all circles back to marriage! Buckle up, because Thick Threads is ta...

Truth or Trick-Behind the Costumes! 22.10.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! GRIZZLY TALES IS BACK! Persephanii returns with some mind-blowing Thick Facts—including how to level up your sleep naturally. But hold up… is Cloud lying about his costume, or is this ridiculous story actually real? Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted...

When the Good Cop Meets Cloud’s Foolery 15.10.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! GRIZZLY TALES IS BACK! Persephanii steps into her good cop era and uncovers a story about some folks who mysteriously vanished. Cloud, of course, shows up in another made-up costume—because why not?—which somehow leads to a deep dive into a home invasion gone wrong. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the...

Is Everything New Used? 08.10.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! GRIZZLY TALES IS BACK! Persephanii shares a few “Thick Facts” including how we watch movies or lack there of. Cloud shares wild erect free amputation story. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creepy Confessions & Unsolved Mysteries 01.10.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Add us on DISCORD! Persephanii shares some intriguing unsolved mysteries, while Cloud drops a wild thread of creepy things people have casually admitted. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trait Rankings & Franklin’s Dating Surprises 24.09.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii comes swinging out the gate with “ranking traits from most to least important.” While Cloud rankings will shock you, he continues to shock us dating fact about Ben Franklin. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

The Dual for Motherhood 17.09.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii shares a wild fact about male flatworms that will leave you on the “fence”. While Cloud shares “weathering” fact about Dubai which leads him to dropping info about the first ever flying car. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast....

Manipulation, Flowers and Viagra 10.09.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii starts us off with some dark psychology tricks that leads to an interesting conversation surrounding manipulation. Cloud shares a crazy wild “Thick Fact” that involves Viagra and Flowers. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. Se...

Sundials and Bloodlines 03.09.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii casually drops a fact about clockwise sundials, then unspools an unhinged thread of family lore that sounds increasingly like a curse Meanwhile, Cloud shares Giancarlo Esposito’s darkest moments. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on A...

Uncanny Facts & Treasury Gaps 27.08.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii drops an uncanny thick fact that stops everyone in their tracks. Meanwhile, Cloud casually throws out a mind-blowing stat: Apple has more money than the U.S. Treasury. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

From Ashes to Ashes. Relationship Drama! 20.08.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii shares a grim post-mortem fact about what happens during cremation, sparking a thread of DMs from relationship hell. Meanwhile, Cloud offers a modern yet ancient insight into a fascinating Chinese civilization. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodc...

What About Your Friends? 13.08.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Follow us on Discord! Persephanii shares a wild post mortem birthing fact, while Cloud really breaks down, “friends, how many of us have them?” Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! #thickthreadspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Painfully Alone, Hilariously Hurt! 30.07.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! Persephanii drops a powerful “Thick Fact” about how the brain processes loneliness like physical pain. She then Segway’s into a thread of vital survival tips. Meanwhile, Cloud wants to know the dumbest way you’ve been injured. Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! Patreon.com/THICKTHREADS Hosted on...

Nap Now, Love Better Later! 23.07.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii highlights the benefits of taking a nap before you feel tired. Maybe the guy asking for relationship advice should’ve napped because asking his wild question! Meanwhile, Cloud offers a reminder that getting grey hairs isn't the "final lab" or end of youth—it's just another stage of life, full of growth and wisdom Buckle up, becaus...

Pump At Your Own Risk 16.07.2025

OUT ON PATREON NOW!!! On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii is back for another round of “guess the meaning”. If you’re a germaphobe, Cloud will disgust you with his Thick Fact that will having you rethinking how you pump gas! Buckle up, because Thick Threads is taking you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes the dark web has to offer! Patreon.com/THICKTHREADS Hosted on Acast. See aca...

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