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EPISODE 22 Sara's Mom is visiting from NY and is here to share all of the embarrassing stories from Sara's childhood. Buckle up for this one because Sara was a savage!! :)

EPISODE 21 Please welcome our special guest, Santana, for her first ever Thicc AF appearance! Her dog fell down a storm drain that night and we are ready with all the details. Emily got complimented on her eyebrows during a recent trip to Atlanta. We also cover iphone naming conventions for people we just met, old school house phones, dial up internet, poop schedules, a scary pig clock and more.

EPISODE 20 This week we are back with more Love is Blind Season 4 gossip. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Season 4 of Love is Blind, go watch it before listening!!

EPISODE 19 We're back to hash out the next few episodes of Love is Blind Season 4. We have so much to say, we had to break it into 2 episodes, so stay tuned next week to hear more of our ExPeRt opinion. SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched Love is Blind Season 4, proceed with caution. P.S. Please don't put salt on the Watermelon.

EPISODE 18 In this episode we do a deep dive into the first 5 episodes of Love is Blind, season 4. Or as we like to call it, fondness is a cloak. Chelsea’s baby blanket is awkward. Micah is the puppet master for the worst cast member this show has ever had, Irina. We FMK the guys and the girls of the show and have lots of laughs while doing it.

EPISODE 17 Happy Women's History Month! Join us while we discuss invisible disabilities, what they are, and how women are affected more than men. Sara has an update on the Bop It, she is a winner! Ginuwine is not just a singer, but also a pony on the loose in the Birmingham suburbs. Pantry porn is apparently racist, who knew?

EPISODE 16 Its HUMP DAY! Cancel culture is a mess and Sara may be cancelled next but not for naming her camel Tony. We are taking it back to the 90's for your weekly FMK fix and added a Would-You-Rather to the mix. Where do you draw the line on cancel culture? Can the perpetrators change for the better? We talk about how de-influencing is still just influencing. Add in some talk about celebrity in...

EPISODE 15 J. Nail is back! Join us for our weekly FMK and Thicc AF News and Reviews. Tennessee bans drag shows, we discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules drama, Britney Spears, the Snookie Hair Poof and how Sara lost it on Emily's backseat driver skills. Take Sara's advice and don't date a Tom. Oh yeah... RIP grey sweatpants weather!!!!

EPISODE 14 Please welcome our long-time bestie, J. Nail. She is here to discuss the cost of having friends, being married vs. being single vs. being #NotMarriedButNotSingle, clothing sizes, and she came packed with the fresh FMKs. Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws!

EPISODE 13 Shut up and listen, hookers! Emily is way more of a Lion than a Camel, rawr. In this episode we discuss the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, the Animal Personality Test and each of our personality traits. What personality type are you? Take the test and let us know! P.S. It would be way more fun to be a MoNkEy!

Episode 12 Social media, love it or leave it? It can be our best friend but also the ultimate enemy. We didn’t grow up with social media and it’s a war zone out there today. Remember: If you are in your feelings, please refrain from posting on social media, you will thank us later. YouTube tutorials and Mapquest saved our 2000's butts. We are taking you back to the time when AOL Instant Messenger,...

EPISODE 11 Valentine's Day: a day of love or the day we love to hate? Hear our thoughts on the pink and red filled holiday along with our comments about the Super Bowl and the State of the Union Address. We think Gisele is better off without Tom Brady and his underwear thirst traps.

EPISODE 10 Have you ever wondered why so many people at work suck? In this episode, we discuss coworkers, corporate pet peeves, and the pros & cons of remote work. We spend most of our week days with our colleagues but it isn’t always rainbows and butterflies- especially when Johnny Down-the-Hall microwaves his tuna sandwich in the breakroom. This is just one of the reasons we love working fro...

EPISODE 9 The chaos continues as the cocktails flow. We talk strip clubs with buffets and making the ladies work for their dollars. All the most important people are Capricorns, aside from Sara, who got banned from Tinder. We chat about household chores, dads folding laundry and mismatched socks & Tupperware.

EPISODE 8 Podcast dating success...Introducing Pete, the guy who sent us an email in last week's episode. He is a surprise guest this week and wants a second date with Emily. Sara is having a torrid affair...find out who it's with! Brandon is here to witness it all!

EPISODE 7 Special guest, Dan McClain, stops by to celebrate Emily's Birthday and to relive those radio glory days. Our moms make for good stories but so do our friends who pee in the pool. Sometimes you have to pee in the ocean after 10 seltzers in a day but that is just fine. Do light up shoes cause cancer or is that just a Saucy saying? How do you eat your grits? Emily has a dating podcast calle...

EPISODE 6 We are back after taking a week off for Christmas and are ready to wrap up 2022. So much has happened since our last episode and we cant wait to share all of the exciting news with you. We discuss Christmas experiences, New Years Eve plans and resolutions... and of course we are hitting you with that fresh FMK. Oh yeah, Emily has reverted to "podcast dating" and is pimping herself out to...

EPISODE 5 Join us for part 2 of our chat with Sara's boyfriend, Brandon. We discuss best friends vs. life partners and corner Brandon with some other serious questions. Christmas is around the corner...have you ever unwrapped, then re-wrapped your gifts before Christmas? Oh and of course we are hitting you with that FMK. We will be taking a week off to spend with our families, but will resume afte...

EPISODE 4 This is the first part of our chat with Sara's man, Brandon. It's a 20 questions style chat with a lot of random tangents. Emily’s spirit animal is a duck, she thinks…but she may go on a spirit animal finding journey. PS - We have a special guest interruption.

EPISODE 3 This is the one where we discuss living with someone after being single and living alone for so long, relationship red flags, Finsta accounts, and other crazy relationship topics.

EPISODE 2 We're Back!!! This one starts off with Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the Iron Bowl. WAR EAGLE!! When do you decorate for Christmas? Everyone loves a good plus-one holiday disaster, especially the ones that lead to aggressively sipping a roadie on the way to church. Oh yeah, and Sara gets a boyfriend.

EPISODE 1 We are here for the first time and are excited to entertain you with our shenanigans. This one is about our family trips and getting back the BOOs for a Halloween extravaganza with our besties. Gay Peter Pan flew in from Never Never Land to partake in the banter. We know Halloween was last month, but better late than never. @thiccafpodcast thiccafpodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast. We are two Thicc Alabama Females here for your entertainment. Join us on 11/23/22 for our first full episode!!! Intro Season 1

Just a little preview of what's to come... this one is unedited. #nofilter #unsensored Check us out on Instagram: @thiccafpodcast