These Hot Idiots

In this episode, Alaric Drugs a woman at a bar, Elena turns into a mime, we meet somebody named Jules, Katherine injects Stefans mind with sex, Bonnie blows up a bar of soap with her new best friend, Jeremy's Actor just didn't feel like bringing it today, and Tyler chugs an entire bottle of pee. All of this happened.

Ashe and Mega are back after destroying their computer, in this episode, Jeremy's just being kind of a dummy, Alaric eats ice cream naked, and Elena and Rose learn about the power of Windows Live Mail!

After a mental health break, Ashe and Mega are back to review the latest episode of their Vampire Diaries Retrospective, in this episode, Elijah is back and he's got QUARTERS! We also learn that Vampires can become immune to the sun with the power of Banana Boat.

In this episode, we meet Rose, her friend Trevor, and a member of THE ORIGNALS™ Along with that, Stefan and Damon become a rescue team, Tyler deals with the fact he's a werewolf, and Ashe shared an almost unhinged story from his childhood and almost derails the entire podcast to talk about eating soap.

In this episode, Damon and Stefan plot to kill Katherine, and Matt is going to go beat Tyler to death with his bare hands. It's mostly a good episode, so the two hosts don't got a lot to say besides about their weird wrestling game obsession.

In this episode, Ashe forgets half the episode, Elena gets attacked by snakes, Stefan turns into a hamburger from falling into a well of spicy water, Bonnie gives people brain bleeds, and Damon literally pulls someone's heart out.

In this episode, Elena paints a thing, while pretending to get mad at Stefan. Damon drinks some lemonade, so Damon and Stefan get shot with guns. Jeremy draws pictures of wolves, Mason gets kicked in the family jewels, and Tyler doesn't know who to give his soap to, so he pushes someone down the stairs. linktr.ee/THIPodcast www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade www.tumblr.com/megafighter343

In this unhinged episode of the show, Ashe talks about his experiences being fired, Mega discovers that Jenna's Barbeque got a wikia page, Ashe talks about 'The Cobbler Gambit' and we have multiple flashbacks to the 1800's, which ask some uncomfortable questions that nobody seems to want to answer. Also, they play guitar hero and pictionary.

In this episode, Ashe and Mega talk about where and when is the best place to kiss a girl. Caroline is hunting wabbits, Damon is... going to Duke University with Alaric Saltzman real name? We talk about Bo Diddly, Bauhaus and... Cowboy Bob Orton?

In this episode, Ashe and Mega review the second episode of the second season of The Vampire Diaries! We wonder if vampires can come in considering wordplay, we count how many damn parties there were last season, and we discuss... racism vampires?

After a Christmas break where Ashe got sick and injured, they are back to review the season premier of The Vampire Diaries, it's the 'Year of the Kat' according to the CW commercials, and they realize that since the season premier is kind of the continuation of the finale, they realize they didn't have all that much to talk about.

Ashe and Mega are back before the holidays to talk for TWO ENTIRE HOURS about the sequel to their Twilight review! Edward and Bella are back, well, Edward as a weird mental ghost for most of the movie, as we go through an entire plot that could be solved with an email or a text message. WE KNOW ITS 2008, People had phones! What do you think they used to send messages, the pony express???

Ashe and Mega are here to talk about the season finale of The Vampire Diaries! Thank you so much for sticking it out with us.

In this episode, Ashe and Megafighter come back from a week off to review this episode. Isobel is back in town, we see the return of bing, and Ashe meets his favorite character this season, Frank the gay cowboy.

Ashe and Mega forgot to record last week, but they're back for this one! Giuseppe is back and he doesn't give a damn, Stefan is struggling to come to terms with his vampire nature, Damon struggles to not be a smartass, Alaric Saltzman is drinking at a bar, and Anna is back apparently. https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343 C...

In this episode, Ashe and Mega discuss Dragon Age, Within Temptation, the Vitamin String Quartet, the fruitlessness of killing dolphins in The Chronicles of Spellborn and Ashe's struggles with remembering the name "John" https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343 Check out Ashe on twitch.tv! http://www.twitch.tv/rosesnep

In this episode, Damon plays with a teddy bear, Stefan drinks a bunch of alcohol, we witness a woman kiss an underage man, and Ashe starts confusing Halloween for Christmas, and starts forgetting peoples names at some point. What?

In this episode, Caroline falls down a hill, Damon stabs multiple guys, Jeremy is a sadboy, Stefan is taken hostage, and Ashe and Mega explain why they had to delay this episode an entire week.

Due to some life stuff, Mega is not available. So I'm delaying the recording until I know we're good to go. Regular posting resumes next week.

In this episode, Ashe starts suggesting porn the viewer can watch (It's totally sfw) , Stefan takes Elena on a double date, Damon tries to have sex with two cougars at once, a bunch of people want to leave a house, and Jeremy uses The Internet , all while Stefan and Matt have a budding bromance over cars. https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com...

Live reaction of Episode 16!

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In this episode, we experience the useful features of Microsoft's new Bing search engine, Damon is NOT upset about his break-up, Alaric Saltzman makes a terrible bachelor, a dude jumps in front of a truck, and wouldn't you know who won the pony? https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343 Check out Ashe on twitch.tv! http://www.t...

In this episode, Bonnie is kidnapped, Elena is also kidnapped, Damon is being sassy, Sheila wants some margaritas, we go to a party in a graveyard, we visit a spooky tomb filled with popular scooby doo chase music artist, Tobias Forge, and Stefan has a goddamn flamethrower, what the actual hell!? https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter3...

In this episode, We spend most of it in the past. We learn about Giuseppe and how much he hates his stupid sons, there is a lot of talk about finding a journal, and Elena digs a grave! https://linktr.ee/THIPodcast https://www.tumblr.com/ashenightshade https://www.tumblr.com/megafighter343 Check out Ashe on twitch.tv! http://www.twitch.tv/rosesnep MY SON WOULD HAVE SUBSCRIBED IF HE WEREN'T A FA...