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"Hi pretty lady". Imagine saying that to Brock Purdy's wife the first time you meet her just to stay in character. We just survived a 37-minute flight to Sedona that turned into a three and a half hour manifest situation ending in Yuma right on the border. At least we had sour gummy worms and time to pitch a billion-dollar idea for official NFL themed airlines. If you do not think a Steelers plane...

"I'm retiring the minute I'm not joyful." Aaron Rodgers played an all-time game and the Steelers are finally feeling good. We talk about the trauma of middle school Bull in the Ring drills and the absolute power move of a mom bringing Krispy Kreme cupcakes to seventh period. Plus, we answer a listener question about whether life-size Vince Young Fatheads need to make a comeback. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SH...

"Did you catch it?" Imagine being a chubby fourth grader who just did a cannonball onto the hood of the varsity middle linebacker's car to catch a recess game-winning touchdown. We look back at the absolute chaos of school lunches, from the legendary custom nacho bar to the sheer anxiety of seeing a teacher walk over to yell at you for eating last night's dinner leftovers. Plus, we talk about the...

"Eat, Pray, Love for dads." That is how Wright Thompson's wife describes his book about the history of Pappy Van Winkle. We sit down with the legendary writer to hear untold stories about Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and sneaking Grateful Dead references into the Masters broadcast. The Pacers pulled off an insane comeback to steal game one from the Thunder in Oklahoma City. Aaron Rodgers is offici...

"I put a Starbucks coffee in baby Jesus's hands." Imagine being downtown on the circle and seeing a venti cup sitting right in the manger while families try to take pictures. We look back at the absolute chaos of vandalizing neighborhood Christmas decorations and the pure glory of throwing a whistling Vortex football at recess. Plus we finally settle the debate on whether Target is strictly an AFC...

"The Three Wise Men should have been like a rap group." Imagine the sheer presence of these three guys pulling up to the manger in slow motion with gold and frankincense while everyone else is just standing around. We talk about the glory of Christmas church bangers and how a perfectly timed crescendo on "O Holy Night" will still make a grown man cry. Plus, we look back at the absolute shame of ge...

"If your life was a museum, what would be in the gift shop on the way out?" We look back at the absolute glory of hunting down late 90s McDonald's Beanie Babies and the pure panic of hiding in a basement from a tornado. We also settle the ultimate debate on why McDonald's is strictly an AFC restaurant while Burger King gives off massive NFC energy. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of being a...

"You smell like outside." Imagine coming inside after a grueling seven-game series of driveway basketball against your dad and you are just starving for Papa John's. We look back at the absolute glory of lowering the hoop to seven and a half feet to try Vince Carter dunks and the ultimate Heisman moment of your dad walking through the door with three pizzas. Plus, we settle the bracket for the fak...

"I guess I pull off all their toenails." That is the kind of absolute nonsense you hear in the back row of a high school football practice while waiting for your reps. We look back at the glory days of pro pads, wearing baggy mesh jerseys over your equipment, and the pure anxiety of calling a girl's home phone only for her dad to pick up. Plus, we break down a massive clubhouse theory about how ki...

"I'd rather go hungry for four weeks straight than get a borrow slip." Imagine forgetting your lunch ticket in seventh grade and having to admit defeat to the lunch lady just to get a hot lunch. We look back at the absolute glory of the Scholastic Book Fair and the sheer panic of having to use the manual pencil sharpener in the middle of a quiet classroom. Plus we break down the ultimate holiday H...

"Every dad who answered the door just had the whitest, plainest socks and the bluest jeans ever." We look back at the absolute glory of suburban trick-or-treating and the sheer panic of seeing into a neighbor's house for the very first time. We also break down the ultimate bar strategy of taking pace laps versus holding down a booth, and settle the debate on whether AIM is strictly an AFC messenge...

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