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The boys tell stories from the road.

The boys tell stories from the road

3d printing, windshield wipers, driving in the rain, anxiety, exercise, and no more iPods with Ardbeg wee beastie.

Mother's day, bad beers, greenbelts, and unique hobbies with Ardbeg Scorch.

Car seats, Rav 4, no mask airplanes, tram doors not closing, airplane life vests, and life. Today’s Whisky: Bowmore 12

Poop, cars, and movies. Today’s Whisky: Octomore 12.2

HAPPY EASTER you sick earthling fucks. This “good morning” Sunday morning, Terry recaps his traumatizing physical exam experience while being a bit sore from his previous endeavors. Mike tries to convince him to buy expensive cleats, that he probably won’t use very much. They finish by sharing some wholesome music ideas you can share with the whole family (if you’re a bit wild). Cheers.

The boys start by discussing how shitty the F1 race was this weekend. Mike then explains why it is so frustrating when everything is out of stock and there is no option to just pay for it now and then have it shipped right away when it gets back in stock. Other topics include a random frisbee invitation and how difficult it would be to climb Mount Thunderclap. Today’s Whisky: Jameson Black Barrel

Today's topics include the price of certain subscriptions and how to determine what’s worth what. The boys then get into their top shows of all time and why the expanse is so good/underrated meanwhile Mike gets superheated when discussing game of thrones. Moral of today’s episode: The productivity you can achieve on a weekend without an F1 race is endless. Today’s Whisky: Springbank 10

Today’s story begins with the boys discussing the recent F1 race and how fun it is to watch Verstappen and Leclerc battle this season so far. They take a break midway through to watch the cod match between OpTic and Faze, and round out the episode with some delicious Lagavulin Scotch. Moral of today’s episode: Never root against Verstappen. Today’s Whisky: Lagavulin - 2021 Distillers Edition

The boys are back with the 6th installment of the epic “there’s no audience” podcast. They get business out of the way quickly and jump right into stories of Terry’s youthful galavanting. Moral of the story: Still don’t pick up money off the ground and don’t eat all the pizza when someone else pays for it. Today’s Whisky: Green Spot Irish Whisky

In this episode, the boys recap Mike’s recent trip to central Florida. They begin by discussing airplane etiquette then move into the most exciting new rides at Universal. They discuss how nostalgic it feels to go back to the theme parks when there aren’t any masks required anymore… and, it turns out you can survive a Florida trip without AC in your rental car, who knew. Today’s Whisky: Winchester...

In episode 4, Mike and Terry blabber on and on about old stories that Terry somehow recalls from his youth. The moral of the story is, don’t sleep on random people's couches and don’t pick up dollar bills of the ground if they look suspicious. They end the conversation by discussing the good old days back in 2014 when they used to spend all their time playing COD Ghosts GBs. Today’s Whisky: Lazy r...

In this episode of there’s no audience, Mike and Terry start by describing their recent experiences with soccer matches and auto accidents (with and without roadkill). They then move on to talking about their origin story and the good old days of ultimate frisbee and youth.

In today’s episode of there’s no audience, Mike and Terry cover a variety of topics, from the color of urine to the parallel between horse and motorcycle riding. They touch on upcoming rocket launches that they want to see during their future trip to Florida, all while Terry loses his mind over the sight of a fanny pack. Today’s Whisky: Talker 10 theresnoaudience@protonmail.com

In this inaugural episode, Mike and Terry discuss what to name this muthafucka as well as how much an MMA PPV costs, the latests betting odds for the superbowl, upcoming trips to Florida, and their latests impulse purchases.