Therapy Gecko

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am sorry. I am a gecko. Go look under that rock. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE ....

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one.  Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls...

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died.  Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement breaks off. You will never beat my high score. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOME...

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate.  Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life.  You cannot have a piece of gum. I am a gecko SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING...

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I am a gecko. I think I left the window open. COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: Click here for tickets!  SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyl...

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs.  Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out of this movie. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Fol...

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buys a $400 chair. The sink is making that noise again. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETI...

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller. Throw me the remote. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get...

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening.  Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponders their dreams.  Please take your shoes off. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOME...

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m...

A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned.  Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell, a caller wonders if they broke someone’s heart, and a Brit explains why she’s nervous to visit America.  We are waiting. I am a gecko.  SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: the...

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follow the instructions. But it’s okay. He will be fine and so will I and so will you.  Email topics involve pet birds, being tricked by Facebook, hedonistic lifestyles, horrors of sororit...

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m...

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on all of this. I am a gecko. Hail Satan. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow...

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own.  Can I borrow a pencil? I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to...

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work.  This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.c...

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sho...

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final caller ponders what to do next in their life.  No pulp. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPOR...

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other stuff that you’ll have to listen to find out about. I like doing geckmail. I hope you like it too. Hail Satan. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are availab...

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike.  How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.c...

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad. Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a better life for himself and another caller tries to make it out of Ohio. Can you come pick me up from the Home Depot? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now arou...

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together.  I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: t...

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military.
 Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZ...

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos.  We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun. I love chewing on bottle caps. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are avai...

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate.  Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting career.  I think ghosts should pay rent. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experie...