Therapy Gecko

A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garage sale, and a final caller explains what drove him to give up playing the ukulele.  You must roll a 4 or higher. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM M...

A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a final caller discusses the roller derby universe. Does anyone know many calories are in an ant? I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKI...

This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podcast and dance battle him at a park. It was a lot of fun. Watch this as a video here: https://youtu.be/dspvl4n4tGM?si=EdpVsO87panX3WIP Get bonus interviews from this trip + support my ability to make more of these kinds of videos: https://www.patreon.c...

In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’s piss, an elementary school principal on vacation with her family, an opera singer navigating OCD, and a tourist from Paris who gave me a cookie. It was a good day.
 Try again tomorrow. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast....

A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God. Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things. Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe...

In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explains why he cuts lines, and a fashion student wrestles with the future. We had a good time. You will too.  Check your back pocket. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIR...

A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super Smash Bros documentary. Later a caller’s life is revitalized by joining a dodgeball league and I read viewer mail about Saudi Arabia, masturbation shame, and other important things. Do a kickflip. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomai...

In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains why Daytona Bike Week in Miami is his favorite event to work, and we learn the legendary prophecy of the BMX kid. It was a really fun one. Please enjoy. Time to go back to sleep. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME O...

A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about their lifestyle out in rural Oregon as a 22 year old with a baby on the way.  It is time to make out with Harold Ramis. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FRO...

I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel, a person dealing with trust issues, an aspiring comedian, and someone who invites me to a roof. Please listen. It is fun.  I am not hungry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4e...

A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life.  Afterwards a caller sends videos of himself farting, a caller learns more about humanity thru his photography business, and a final caller is very happy they got fired. It is time to destroy Pluto. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ins...

A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them.  Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God. There is something in the wall. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY...

A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a hand.  Later a meteorologist tries to make friends in a new town and a delivery driver has to pay for the pizza at the pizza place they work at. It’s fucked up. Your tail light is out. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercas...

A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA.  Later a caller turns his life around after losing his virginity and a final caller goes to a $5 basement show.  I am very hungry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING...

A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators and doing donuts in a truck. He was a fascinating man and I hope he doesn’t die.  Afterwards I talk to a caller who may or may not be having a baby, and a caller tries to make the best of rained on plans. Yes it is true. I am a gecko....

A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe to perform in the streets, navigating being famous on a boat, and the emotional highs and lows of the musician life. Afterwards I compare notes with a caller about having a crazy adhd brain, and how that feels when you’re 22 vs 27.  Then...

A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m l...

In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elderly. Other things too. Viewer mail baby!!!!! Viewer mail!!!!!! Time to murder a table. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W...

On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man. Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their de...

A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesting guy and it was a great call.  Afterwards I go on a very long Dave Ramsey-esque rant to an 18 year old about living at home to save money. I might go get really into darts. I am a gecko....

I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you t...

A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again. There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME...

I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to become better than everyone else. It is time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME S...

On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And other stuff. Pls listen. The tooth fairy is not real and an asshole. I am a gecko.  Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISO...

A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: insta...