Therapy Gecko

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GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:  therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship.  Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking compa...

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GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:  therapygeckotour.com A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry. A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potential...

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GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:  therapygeckotour.com A break up rerouted a caller’s life and a final caller plans a move back to their small Italian town. Do a backflip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when...

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:  therapygeckotour.com A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car. Look at that bird. I am a gecko.  GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOME...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths. This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W...

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 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps. Move over. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON G...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff.  Watch out for traps. l am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ins...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends.  I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W...

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 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people.  We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future. Time to go to the store. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKO...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about. That magician over there is hitting on your dad. I am a gecko. ...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does. Imagine a dog. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.co...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his social life, a judgmental girlfriend, a timid man with 3 girlfriends, and other stuff written by real human beings who are alive.
 It is time to eat a log. I am a gecko. Send an email to...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military.  Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape the midwest against his mother’s wish. You are right about everything. I am a gecko. G...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and I read viewer mail about porn parodies, reptiles, and casinos. 
 Time to sit down for a very long time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRA...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge. This is the wrong address for Popeyes. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a friend, and a final caller’s lie sends us down a deep rabbit hole. This chicken is haunted. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW...

 GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexual activity has endowed him with superpowers.   It is time to go home to candy land. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeck...

A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom. There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko.  Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:  therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD...