Non-Gift Media

The You Don't Actually Need This Podcast, Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 31 episodes

Some teenagers dared me to publicly document my mid-life crisis .So... here we are. This comedy podcast is light-hearted, mostly silly, and not a reflection of my actual IQ (probably). But, it WILL bring a little bit of joy to your day. This show is for you if you...* Want to listen to something with your kids* Need joy in your day* Like deadpan comedy, commentary* Have heard of Artificial Intelligence* Feel there are too many podcasts in the worldLove you, bye!#YDANTP

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Episodes

The Benefits of Exfoliation (S1, Ep 6) 24.09.2025 10:24

Hey #YDANTP Fam! Think exfoliation is just about smoother skin? Think again! We’re diving (gently) into the benefits of exfoliation — for your face *and* your mindset. If you've ever been curious about skincare myths and emotional cleansing, then give this episode a listen, as we explore how sloughing off dead skin and old energy go hand‑in‑hand. You may have asked yourself: How often you real...

Mount Rushmore (S1, Ep 5) 20.09.2025 7:39

At the time of publishing, I still have 4.25 loyal listeners, but I'm feeling very thankful! Today we cover (among other topics): Pepper, Miami, FL, Honorable Mentions, Judge Judy, Week 4, Surfing. Love you, bye!

K-Pop, Flo, & The Captain (S1, Ep 4) 19.09.2025 10:26

Hello again! Thanks for spending 10 minutes of your life on something you don't actually need, but designed to bring you a little bit of joy and laughter in an increasingly dark world. Today we discuss the below topics (among other things): Airplanes, Anti-violence, Words in the Dictionary, Other Nouns, Making Friends. Hope you have a terrific day! Love you, bye!

Strategies to Boost Your Intelligence (S1, Ep 3) 18.09.2025 9:03

I actually made it to 3 episodes! Feeling very good and fearless -- much like how you feel after you watch a Jason Bourne movie -- and I want to share that energy with you. Nothing can stop you! Today we discuss (among other things): Fireworks, Numbers, Sharing, The Dead and Undead, Katy Perry, Barry, & Tony. Thanks for listening! If you hate it, just know that I don't hate you because you mak...

How to Solve America's Political Crisis: Tacos (S1, Ep 2) 17.09.2025 10:15

Episode #2 actually happened! Thanks to all 4 of you out there who supported me during Ep. 1. Back for more! Today, we discuss the below topics (among others): Joy, Brick Walls, Recycling, Love, John Wooden, Roping, Darryl. Enjoy it! Love you, bye!

I Had a Mic but No Podcast! (S1, Ep 1) 16.09.2025 10:18

This is the "You Don't Actually Need This Podcast" podcast -- a show I started simply because some teenagers roasted me for having a fancy-looking microphone but no podcast. I don't think this will add real value to your life. However, I do hope it makes you laugh and feel a little bit of joy because we all need joy in this increasingly dark world! In this episode, you'll hea...