The Yard

Tally ho, Gamers. Nick returns from having the gross thing for another episode of YARD TIME. The boys exchange Christmas gifts, Nick recounts his time in his room for 12 days straight, and Ludwig gets completely owned by a pilot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rest in peace, Nick. On this episode, Nick stays in his covid dungeon on Day 8 of his quarantine and he is replaced by an inflatable dinosaur. The remaining three handsome and strong Yard members discuss the new beef surfaced between Slime and Ludwig's mom, Ludwig's encounter with a rude Boston prick, and Aimen hallucinating the entire second leg of his trip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

It's pod time everyone, hopefully this episode can give you a break from pretending to care about your relatives' lives. We flew all the way out to Ludwig's childhood home to do an episode in his freezing backyard, with his mom tagging in for a bit to answer some burning questions we've had for years. Other topics discussed: Aimen's former classmate who fucked a horse, Ludwig's polaroid mishap, an...

AMOURANTH ON THE POD! This week the boys invite Amouranth to tell all about her experiences as a content creator. We go over the logistics of having sex with birds, why Amo owns an actual gas station in real life, and where she wants to end up after everything comes to an end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's December everybody! This week the boys come with a hot new theme song and a bag full of stories. Ludwig goes on a drug journey, Slime starts multiple beefs, and the boys discuss the validity of stage hypnotism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this thing on? It's time to get CRAZY. In this episode, Ludwig departs from Twitch FOREVER, Aiden gets gaslit for 5 full minutes, and Slime pisses off the most dangerous posse of stans in the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we sure as hell have an episode for your ear holes. Ludwig and Aiden find themselves at cringe con (the Arcane finale party), Slime talks about visiting Atrioc's dad, and the boys discuss esports Doug and his secrets under the caster table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey there Yardigans, this weeks episode is filled with heaps of exciting tales. Amouranth tells us some exciting news, Ludwig shows us his testicles, and Slime drops his wildly hot take on Sykkuno. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, paisanos! In this weeks episode of The Yard, the boys are up to no good once again. QT runs face first into a glass door, Ludwig recounts how every streamer has depression, and a fan of the podcast pulls off a wild public stunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's like Supersize Me, but there's no influential movie motivating its conception. This week the boys talk about bullying seasoned rock climbers, the good ol days of YikYak, and trying to get Timothy Chalamet on the pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOO! Haha, just kidding. It's your cool uncle here bringing you another episode of The Yard. This week the boys dress up in their spookiest attire, Slime explains why he hates compliments so much and Nick finally catches heat from the group. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nothing quite says "white podcaster in Hollywood" like proudly wearing the Fortnite x Balenciaga collab. This week the boys discuss Nick and Aiden's racist uber driver, how to unclog a toilet, and the one time Nick grimed Anthony to the highest degree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DiGiorno! This episode the boys fly 6000 miles to the beautiful countryside in Italia. Discussions include Italian Plan B, Slime not leaving the hotel room, and Ludwig's adventures riding around the city streets on a Vespa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT'S TED TIME BABY! YouTuber and alleged milk man Ted Nivison joins the boys for their second guest episode of the show. Ted talks about his experience with being Down Bad, Slime creates a Jigsaw fart puzzle, and once again the boys complain about the shortcomings of Twitch streamers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ludwig finds himself hours late to record the pod because he's spending all his time at SHITCAMP. He tells us the scandalous details of what happens off stream, we appropriate Italian culture and Slime talks about growing up in the 1940s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ludwig, the minecraft criminal, betrays the trust of his friends once again. This time, inside the virtual slaughterhouse that is Minecraft. The boys discuss Aiden's sinister videogame behaviors, Ludwig hangs out with Shroud, and Nick tells the tale of the fish girl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a long and studious pilgrimage, ludwig returns from losing money to Mr. Beast with a renewed outlook on his career. Other topics discussed are micropenises, aimen and nick’s clouted adventure at a smash tournament, and ludwig learns he has a reading disorder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh you thought this was a boys club? Well now all the boys are kissing. Take that, liberal. This episode the boys cover Aiden's trip to Sweden, Nick's adventures in the shower, and Ludwig's call from Mr. Beast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, the boys recover from a hefty guest episode by going back to the basics. Slime recounts his terrible first impression with the Botez sisters, Aiden prepares for his trip to Sweden, and Ludwig won't shut up about going to "nippon desu" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode the boys are joined by Stavros Halkias, stand-up comedian and funny man over at the Cumtown podcast. Stav recounts smuggling drugs past TSA, the boys talk going on tour, and Slime sends a heinous text message to Ludwig's mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's gummy time, baby. As promised for 1000 patrons, Ludwig and Aiden pop a few weed gummies before this episode. Amidst the high-times, the boys cover Bernie Sanders, Aiden getting owned by a small dog, and the logistics behind Claire's offering adult circumcisions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Call it bogo at the butcher cause EVERYONE'S GOT BEEF. The boys break down the social dynamics of Aiden being an unhinged monster, Ludwig buying [legal] weed for the first time, and what not to do when getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We didn't call him out on it, but for some reason Ludwig kept saying "it's lit" this episode. The boys take the time to discuss cheating in school (allegedly), erections on planes, and whether or not Justin Long would beat Slime in a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when your tinder date becomes increasingly problematic? One man recounts his tale of ghoulish Americana. The boys also reminisce on the origins of the yard and the house that birthed the culture of pissing in the sink because the toilet doesn't work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode of the podcast explores the dangerous world of STI's (not the car), diapers for the young and old, the origin of the SheeshMan, and admitting to thousands of listeners about the things we've stolen in our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices