The Worst Writer in the World

The Adventure of the Complicated Head (A Binchleaf Adventure). Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters of a detective story, with no plan and no idea how it will end. In this adventure, Binchleaf goes undercover at a boys' school to investigate a series of gruesome and unusual murders.

The Adventure of the Complicated Head (A Binchleaf Adventure). Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters of a detective story, with no plan and no idea how it will end. In this adventure, Binchleaf goes undercover at a boys' school to investigate a series of gruesome and unusual murders.

The Adventure of the Complicated Head (A Binchleaf Adventure). Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters of a detective story, with no plan and no idea how it will end. In this adventure, Binchleaf goes undercover at a boys' school to investigate a series of gruesome and unusual murders.

We read a very short play that Young Howard wrote, which teaches us the right way to meet your girlfriend's parents.

First up, we read the animal-based parables that we wrote while drunk. Then we settle in to read a Religious Studies project that 12-year-old Howard wrote about death, in which he examines the beliefs and rituals of various religions, and gives advice on how to cope with bereavement.... How bad can it be...?

The conclusion of a two-part swashbuckling adventure by Young Howard - starring two suspiciously-familiar characters.

The first of a two-part swashbuckling adventure by Young Howard - starring two suspiciously-familiar characters.

We watched the movie Snowpiercer, and in this episode we discuss the plot in detail to see what we can learn about how (or how not) to write stories (especially stories about very long trains that go round and round the world forever.)

We read another short story from 12-year-old Howard's English exercise book. This one's called Daft John - but who is the mysterious John? And what thrilling secret will we learn about him by the end of the story?

We read a short story that Howard wrote when he was 12 - called Little Red Riding Hood: The Wolf's Tale OR Blood Red Terror Hood.

Stars - 14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

14-year-old Howard's fantasy story about a band of heroic adventurers on a quest to save the world (from jelly).

A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.

Doctor Who & the Candle of Ever. A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.

Doctor Who & the Candle of Ever. A story that Howard wrote when he was at middle school - in which Doctor Who must save the universe from jelly monsters.