The Worst Idea Of All Time

SOON TO SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (if there is a God) The boys open the mail bag and guess what? People are listening to the other LittleEmpirePodcast.com  podcasts. Guybo is pulling out a fairly questionable 'Texas' accent and Timbly wants to hear from more people who have approached the void. American West Coasters, come see us live: San Fran (21 Oct), Portland (22 Oct) and at NOW HEAR THIS in An...

Oh boy. Guybly and Timbo have returned to Prawn Salad territory and they've brought their friend (comedian & Two And A Half Count podcast co-host) Rhys Mathewson out to play. This episode is not recommended for new listeners. Tickets for Portland & San Fran Oct 2016 shows:  blazepizza.co.nz Now Hear This Podcast Fest: use the code 'WORSTIDEA' to save 25% (the boys are Sunday @ 11am): nowhearthisfe...

Guy and Tim are attempting to WARN YOU about the upcoming episode of Worst Idea and promote their upcoming trips to Portland and San Fran  (grab your tickets now). There's also lovely messages of support, not so lovely (but ultimately lovely) messages of terrible Christmas presents AND big news for the business of #TWIOAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA GODDAMMIT! Do you know how many cats died in the making of Milo and Otis? Let's find out. The Knife joins Timbo and GuyGuy and it's making everyone a little nervous. But it's also fun. In this tired ep, hear Timbly recount an amazing account of someone's life which hopefully doesn't exist in the real world and join The Flash as he shows his anger at app developers agai...

In a #TWIOAT first, the Friendzone was recorded live in front of a global online audience. This episode is an unedited and unabridged copy of the audio from the broadcast from International Podcast Day 2016 (Oct 1). It long, it is winding, it is an all time blow for audio quality. This one is for real fans only, I'd say. #PayTheBoiz  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A live streaming video Friendzone is coming VERY SOON! Streaming live at BlazePizza.co.nz and GoldStarRealtySolutions.com 30 Sept 2016 [6pm LA / 8pm Chicago / 9pm NYC] 1 Oct 2016 [2am London / 3am Berlin / 6am Uzbekistan / 11am Melbourne / 2pm New Zealand] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AIN'T SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA YET, THAT'S FOR SURE! It's the second watch in one day and the boys are trying to talk about anything that isn't the movie. The Knife is back! Death Blart gets a shout out. The Maximum Joseph film maing philosophy is explored - It's every department out for themselves! Is Timbo on a No Fly list? What's on Guybo's internet history? How do you act eating a birthday cak...

The old Timbo is running out of coffee and it's creating a heated intro to the Friendzone. Things continue to get teste when Guybo questions the validity of syncing Led Zep's Dark Side of the Moon to the original Wizard of Oz movie. Last names are accidentally spilled, cysts are further discussed and one of the boiz is fearful of committing to the L word. Plus, Monty reaches DEEEP into the accent...

NOT SPONSORED BY BLAZE PIZZA (yet) The boiz are back together in the flesh at last and they're so excited about it they confidentally f up which epsiode they're up to, right outta the gate. United, Guybo and Timbly turn on Zacole and deconstruct the flaws behind this issue-ridden 'hero' of the film. They then turn their critical eyes to the problems with Summerfest (and there's a lot). Also this w...

A zone in which Guy and Tim plug comedy gigs that have now already happened (sorry, little late to publish this one) and Tim reveals what lies in waiting at BlazePizza.co.nz - a domain he personally owns. A national kiwi shaming of our whacky naming scheme for sports teams is shouldered by the boiz and the concept of a Very Grown Ups Christmas is suggested by a listener. Ultimately, it's all about...

Guybo and Timbo conclude their latest long distance watch of WAYF with an extended discussion on the nature of soft serve, ice cream and the use of these labels. Is a sexual revolution coming to musical instruments thanks to James Reed and Zacole? The merits of a Steak and Shake's hand-dipped milkshakes are chewed over and the return of a very special guest THE KNIFE 2.0! Hosted on Acast. See acas...

SPONSORED BY OMNYSTUDIO.COMGuy and Tim are still apart but the Friendzone is a big enough zone to ignore that physical limitation. This zone's got celeb friends, conspiratorial friends, 80s pop music friends. The lads discuss how you should probably approach the drinking games. Pokemon Go gets some time on the zone. Guybo gets his geography corrected and Timbly appreciates funding for snacks in th...

Spindly has had the rare treat of watching the film with his girlfriend, a viewer who is in the Learner's Jacuzzi (never seen WAYF before). Flash, meanwhile has watched the film solo in Lambourn, England. This week there's a new-found empathy for the most punchable face in the film. There's anger. Timbo's lashing out at GuyGuy again but this time, he hasn't been drinking. The terms 'failing out' a...

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH! Midway through this Friendzone, your boy Flash regales an increasingly quesy Timbly with a story of European medical misadventure. Thanks to Keith Stebor for providing a new theme this week that goes some way to bringing us back from the horrible, disgusting abyss. Also a lovely wee sample of WALK OUT BOYS is what you're hearing at the end....

Kearny (Guybo) is beaming in from Rome, Italy and Jimbo (Timbo) is in Auckland. Together, yet apart, they've just watched We Are Your Friends for the 14th time this year. This watch is all about the social melting pot of suburban life and Guy's design for New Zealand's new flag, which involves lyrics written in the man's own blood. A lot of attention on that birthday cake this week. And strippers....

Spindly Timbly Wimbly has been in the wars and his body is giving up on him. But that will not stop him offering a full troated apology to all in sundry for his unnecessarily agressive performance on the last episode. Guy continues to be thwarted by subpar European internet connections and your favourite hosts of a show where-they-watch-and-review-the-same-film-every-week-for-a-year have a big ann...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Ryan Heron (I dunno, Guy's mate? He makes movies, get over it) joins us for a Skype watch of We Are Your Friends split between NZ and Spain where Guy and Ryan are. Knowing no Spanish. Like, none. Tim's been doing some lonely drinking and finds a new appreciation for the film. Ryan muses on the possibility of JarHead losing his life rather than Squirrel, or possibly multi...

SPONSORED BY OMNYAPP.COM It's symbiosis, it's a laggy connection to Spain, it's bongo drums, it's fudging your birth certificate cause you're an Olympic athlete from a developing nation. It's The Friendzone, is what it is. In this obscenly late to be released update to the TWIOAT canon; The Flash and Timbly Wimbly are sharing recent tales of medical woe, letters from people who don't know what Bon...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - the only internet provider who will throttle neither you, nor your family. This week the boys are joined by their first guest for the season: Alice Snedden of the newly released Boners of The Heart podcast (out now!) This week's ritualistic act of cinematic self-flagellation is thankfully detoured by a delightful anecdote delivered by Alice about a production of High S...

Guybo and Timtim are apart again. Separated by great distances but draw together by their journey in cinema. The Friendzone is a zone for theories, letters and every now and then, Guy's mum to join us. Can Tim sing? Are all the WAYF boys warlocks? Not sure - some these letters are very long! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do sex toys come to life in the Toy Story universe? Is Johnn Depp a knifeguy? What's the audience for a Swiss Army knife? Probably the Swiss Army! But those other two questions stand. With renewed vigour, your favourite fucboiz run into battle against Zacole, Jarhead and the rest of the gang for the 11th time. Shining lights are casting a harsh light on the lack of plot and Tim seems to think Pixa...

Well it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Come to the Frienzone, and have a good time. Yes, it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Cause making friends is the best idea of all time! Taxes, letters of love, people named Alasdair - this Friendzone truly has it all. Tim needs to warm up before launching into the mailbag, Guy is happy as Larry due to running, a slice from Alice and not having just w...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ - they're the internet Oh boy, what a stinker. Bring on the drinks cause this episode is just a sad little convo between two sad little boys. Why are we all still here doing this? It's unconscionable. The only way this would be any sadder is if you weren't here listening. ANYWAY. Guybo and Timbley Wimbley are back at again, praising Page  - everyone's favourite 2D charac...

Timbo needs some alone time, Guybo is trying to find the best party convo locale. Here in the Friendzone we're always looking to meet new friends and sometime, fall asleep immediately. Big ticket items on the menu this week, Guy has a gig in Welly coming up and Tim is starting a podcast network (Insta @LittleEmpirePodcasts | Twitter @https://twitter.com/littleempirepod). Hosted on Acast. See acast...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Guy is trying to show the movie the respect it has shown him on this, its ninth outing, which ain't a ton. Tim is addressing questions of why the boys didn't pick a sequel for this season (sort of) and opens up a can of worms trying to guess at what WAYF2 would even be. Paul McCartney conspriacies, talk of James Cameron's Titanic and what is a peanut? It's the final sing...