The Worst Idea Of All Time

In this edition of the podcast, Guy and Tim do a little role-play. Guns are discussed. The delicate subject of necrophilia is apporached and the question is finially asked: How many times do you need your characters to talk about a critical plot point to set up your ending? It's three. The answer is three times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads have set in to discuss Grown Ups 2, a recent near death experience of Guy's, the radioactivity of bananas and Tim's brand new knife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim have watched Grown Ups 2 again. They drunk- beers. They've eaten Shewsburys. They've been thinking about the film and lots about things that aren't the film. During this epsiode, they're eating Fruit Bursts and discussing the theme song from St Elmo's Fire. Great stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back at it again and there's no guest to hide behind, no special format to break up the monotony, just a straight, back-to-basics watch of the movie. The vibe is a little grim however Guy endevours to invent new ways to absorb the movie to increase enjoyment and the gents ponder a few future episode ideas. A discussion of A-class drugs, the nature of intellectual orientation and Th...

Guy and Tim are struggling to hold on so they've brought another special guest into the fold: This week, British Comedian, multiple world record holder and Commodore of the Royal Navy, Tim FitzHigham. Also, as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival, the boys have recorded the epsiode live in front of an audience in downtown Auckland at New Zealand's only full-time comedy club, The Classic. E...

Guy and Tim have done a double hitter, back to back watches of Grown Ups 2. And they've got special guest, UK comedian James Acaster in the studio. A thorough analysis of the how the film might have come to be is investigated and Tim's mental state is rapidly deteriorating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are in Wellington facing technical issues and a comedy festival. But in spite of all these trials and tribulations the boys have pressed through with another viewing of comedic shit fest Grown Ups 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DOUBLE DIGITS BITCHES! They said it couldn't be done, but guess what? Guy and Tim have now watched Grown Ups 2 once a week for ten weeks in a row. To spice up and celebrate, the lads introduce the rules and fallout, for the GROWN UPS 2 DRINKING GAME! Enjoy their suffering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The boys are at their wits' end and the light at the end of the tunnel is still an incredibly long way off. Tim and Guy attempt to temper their depression by visiting the reviews from actual film reviewers and struggle to come up with a Shining Light moment this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from a weekend of film making in the 48Hour film competition, Guy has convinced Tim to do the podcast sleep deprived and with a room full of friends on a Sunday night. They don't join us for the podcast, but their spirit certainly comes through this episode. With a renewed vigour and thirst for adventure, the lads' morale has never been higher. Tackled this week - a new theory: Adam Sandler...

Tim and Guy are back and more miserable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituted a new 'no phone' rule during the movie. This has had dire consequences on morale. This week, Guy's dark reading of the ice cream scene, a new theory from Tim and the studio is falling to bits around the two of them. Join in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

We go further down the rabbit hole with regard to Hollywood accounting, Guy receives a phone call from his mum and Tim floats another conspiracy theory related to the film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Tim and Guy attempt to drill into the accounting practices of Hollywood, animal cruelty on screen and also attempt to name five characters from the film. One thing is clear, Tim and Guy's relationship is growing strained. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy's found a way to digest the film; Alcoholic ginger beer. Also discussed Guy's childhood, Tim's musical information nobody cares about and we dig into Sandler's rich film history. Also, Shaq features as one of our Shining Light moment. Also, hotcakes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's awards season so we discuss the 8 awards Grown Ups 2 was nominated for. We also go deep on the purpose/justification for this damn movie. Also, a new segment is introduced called Shining Light. We float an idea for episode 25 and evaluate each others mental health as we cross the 300 minute mark of watching this hot mess of a film. Also, a delicious croissant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

A discussion on the talented Jon Lovitz and his role in the film, the strange ballet recital scene and the best analogy for this film. Also, a revelation that this entire podcast is simply a ploy by Guy for his own gain. Soundwise, we're sounding echo-y as all hell but at least you can hear us both this week. Better next week, promise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Production note: Apologies for the terrible audio quality (especially on Guy's voice) - had some technical issues but it'll be better next week. Welcome to our first attempt at watching/reviewing Grown Ups 2 (2013), the $80m comedy which garnered 7% on Rotten Tomatos. The film features comedy greats Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade. We will be watching the movie each week and...

Check out our friends at The Ersties Podcast - a feminist sex and relationship podcast. It's also Guy's birthday and in his new found old age, he's forgetting all kinds of things. Things like the fact we have a merch store and that he recently attended the premiere lounging festival in the world. If you're in New Zealand and would like to see Guy, check out his shows in Auckland and Wellington . A...

It's the final Neil Breen pitcture to be reviewed by the boiz but the first feature made by the Machine himself. This movie, as per usual, challenges the very notion of motion picture production. Breen places himself, and his floating balls in a pool, in a heroic role where he definitely has no interest in underage women. Strap in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got some good cogs in the 'zone in this addition and we got a birthday boi coming up on a big number. The Flash is off to Toronoto for the Justin F*cking Lounges Festival (JFL) and it's gonna be hot. Most importantly however, we hear from our pals. Some even have gifts from AOL's ancient email service! Please use the post office. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to find out what happened to Monty's teeth! Let us also band together in defence of Jonathan Lipnicki. We've got mail from 30,000 feet in the air, mail from partners and Tumblr enthusiasts. Enjoy.  Guy's Shows in NYC: September 15 and September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This film was selected by the Decider's Club at Patreon.com/TWIOAT . You picked it so they watched. It's time for a critical analysis of the Jack Black vehicle Nacho Libre, written and directed by the guy who made Napoleon Dynamite. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Timbo's back from his honeymoon so welcome back to The Friendzone! And this just in: one of our friends has watched Sex and The City 2, 72 times! #PrayForKai We also hear from friends who've been mugged (and blog about it), friends who've dug into Real Rob (see the podcast Overlooked and Undercooked) and friends who'd like to correct Timtim's understanding of how a tracheotomy works. Hosted on Aca...

Selected and funded by the Patreon.com/TWIOAT contributers, TimGuy took the last poll's runner up and watched 2002's American Idol's runner up Justin Guarini AND WINNER Kelly Clarkson do a movie together. And you want to know something? The boiz bloody loved it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's the 72nd Friendzone and it's a beautiful time in winter New Zealand and summer New York City. Guy's been hosting some kiwi pals stateside and Timbo's gearing up for a trip to Asia BUT IT'S ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT THE FAN MAIL! Some truly top notch communiques in the bag this 'zone, including a profanity-laden intro Tim loves, Deep Blue Sea flashbacks and a delightful story about people who wa...