The Worst Idea Of All Time

Who and what IS Rob Schneider? All of us, all the time. This according to comedian/writer/actor Nina Oyama. She's on board in a big way, 10/10. Nina wants someone to suck her ass. The trio on this ep all think kids should be kept off #SponCon and Tim reckons we should just kill kids early. Plot wise - something happens at some airport and Danny Trejo turns up. He looks like Bob Odenkirk went throu...

Child Schneider (Miranda) has her first day at school but who gives a shit. Carlo Ritchie joins Guy and Tim an episode with Tibetan furniture, rockin’ musicians who deny their kiwi heritage and a genuine laugh at a scene with a dolphin. The trio build a vision of what the Real Rob world would be like sans Rob and the titular lead meanwhile tries to sell another Deuce Bigalow movie using his platfo...

Jamie goes on a blind date after an encounter with a spider, something something Miranda is going to school? Who cares? We got Stu Daulman! A true sweetheart of the Australian comedy scene. According to Stu, the comedy in Real Rob is a bit out of touch but at least Rob is happy. It's a happy life. Cheque-eating, comedy guessing fun! Follow Stu on Twitter: @stu_what Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Rob's back. Guy's back. Tim's back. And he's angry. Writer/producer/director/star/auteur Schneider is up to his old tricks, driving around LA, laughing at someone who has bone cancer and personally overdubbing Asian characters HE CAST with HIS OWN voice. In their accent. I'm not kidding. It's hell to be back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get in the Morning Friendzone - a happy space for reading without judgement, getting compliments from people trying to do work and lots of lovely feedback. Today we’re joined briefly by Aussie legend, Sam Campbell (see his special here ) too. And soon, we’ll also be joined by Overlooked and Undercooked Season Two. We are blessed (by Brady) to hear from listeners near and far, especially those chas...

The fellaz are back in the studio desperately trying to catch up with your beautiful correspondence after a break. It's as if no time has passed at all, more sharing stories of gastro, more promises of content to come, more threats of divorce. Here's a link to the merch store we talked about and here's a link to the Little Empire Pals group on Facebook ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

The fellas present an episode of fellow Little Empire Podcast Network show, Cult Popture. If movies and TV mattered, they’d be talking about the issues that matter. Home of Film Franchise Fortnights, our podcast where we watch and discuss a randomly chosen film franchise every two weeks! Make sure to subscribe to Cult Popture on your podcast app, or check them out on iTunes ( https://podcasts.appl...

Guy and Tim are joined by British comedian Glenn Moore to watch, back to back, Sex and The City, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Sex and The City 2 and then Grown Ups 2 in one hotel-enclosed session ahead of a live recording at the London Podcast Festival. The fellas are giddy with excitement at seeing some of their old pals again on screen and absolutely devastated to be in the presence of others. Hosted on...

Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found. Carlo is a talented improviser, musician and comedian who hosts a live show and podcast named The Bear Pack with Steen Raskopoulos, and H...

Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue. Carl is British comedian man who can be found on Twitter and hosts a podcasts with Chris Martin. One is named the Carl and Chris Podcast  and the other, Baby Sitting Trev . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'. Alice Snedden writes a column (apparently) but more importantly, writes tweets  and hosts Boners of The Heart with Rose Matafeo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party. Becky Lucas can't stop tweeting  and doing comedy so you should definitively follow her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class. Rose Matafeo is a London-based kiwi comedian who enjoys tweeting and hosting her podcast Boners of The Heart , which is co-hosted by Alice Snedden. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's late at night (NZT) and Timbo's birthday; Where else WOULD he be but recording a Friendzone with Guyguy? The fellas are competing with dodgy internet, chewing over the beautiful peace in the skies, opening up some gorgeous donations and ripping the lid off what the upcoming London Live show will actually be: All four movies, back to back, watched before the live show. It's going to be somethi...

Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible. Cameron James is good on Twitter and hosts two podcasts: Total Reboot and Mike Check. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy. Tom Walker has a Facebook and a podcast called  bigsofttitty.png which he co-hosts with Demi Lardner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt, the pair behind The Worst Idea of All Time have a new podcast series wherein they watch and review the crtically panned Real Rob - a Netflix series by Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come to our London show / Check out Cult Popture The fellas are in Montreal and Auckland respectively and enjoying a bit of a rest from the hell that was TWIOAT. Time to do the best thing there is - hanging out with friends. Non-binary friends who are going through break ups, friends questioning the Louise Theory, artistic friends. We love our friends. For they are the best. Hosted on Acast. See a...

The fellas are still alive! It's true. And they have some mail from you. Breaking news regarding Grown Ups 3, incredible meta-theories about St Louise, plus A LONDON LIVE SHOW COMING UP. Plus Guy's recorder stopped halfway through so there's a cool transition to Skype call quality at the end. London show tickets   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the last episode of the ill-conceived fourth season, perhaps of The Worst Idea of All Time itself. Special guest Paul F. Tompkins joins the fellaz in front of a live Los Angeles audience to reaffirm his instruction that Guy and Tim never do any more of this project. The trio wax philosophical on the nature of suffering for art and enjoyment, in intimacy of men’s feet touching and of course...

Tim has had too much beer to record a live podcast but has found a new best friend while taking a cab in Portland, Oregon. That's good because he recently lost a friend, The Knife. The fellaz have dubbed themselves Freelance Coalminers. Mattress Pikelet King is a Gray - aliens who assumed human form and took over Hollywood. Timbo and Guyguy try to figure out which of them is Carrie and which is Bi...

  Please come to our live show in LA The fellaz have made it to the windy city – Chicago and are performing in front of a live audience who have travelled far and wide to be part of the adventure. In spite of being in the city that’s home to Ferris Bueller, this has been a truly harrowing watch for the boiz who watched in their a leaky hostel abode. The knife’s here and picking questions, whi...

The fellaz are in a dog park in Chicago enjoying the sights, sun and canines while going through a few unanswered questions from the live show the night before. But in actuality, it's mainly Tim getting distracted by lovely dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live shows: Portland 6/26, LA 6/28 The fellas are live in NYC, fresh off a magic mushroom trip and very long walk through the Big Apple. AND a watch of Sex and The City: The Movie. Guy thinks bats are cool now and feels very smart for doing the merch math. The gals are up to no good this watch, beating up on Miranda again. Timbo and Flash field a few questions from the crowd and share their first...