The Worst Idea Of All Time

Guy and Tim are joined by friend of the podcast AND friend of the gals, Chris Parker! Not only a dedicated fan of the non-canonical Sex and the City franchise but also a man who worships at the altar of Sarah Jessica Parker’s portrayal of Carrie Bradshaw. While the show continues apace (with the reintroduction of Aidan!!!) Chris discusses his teenage years trying to sneak an episode of the show in...

In this week's episode of the show, the gals are inexplicably joined by a Bomb Cyclone! While in this week's episode of the podcast Tim and Guy are inexplicably joined by comedy titan, Greg Davies! Greg runs the lads through his discovery of and relationship to Sex and the City, with some surprising similarities to themselves. This conversation covers Greg's genuine disappointment at the show find...

The boys are pulling from every piece of pop culture under the sun in this episode, a celebration of creativity but more importantly, the success of... And Just Like That as a show that has found its feet! After wading through an appraisal of Elton John as a musician (and an imagining of the sad day in which he dies), Guy spotlights the fantastic musical choices that have carried the show through...

After the disappointment of a middling third episode, the boys are back and more importantly, so is the momentum of And Just Like That. Steve is back, Harry can't cum, and Miranda bails out of a threesome. Bitsy von Muffling - a character given to us in an act of great generosity by Mattress Pikelet King swans through the episode with insane energy and a storyline altering dick pic. Cameos by Cand...

Miranda is struggling with her phone and her relationship with her son, just as Tim and Guy are struggling with their relationship to AJLT Season 2. Brady The Rat King is back on the scene and we need to discuss how his story mirrors Prince Harry’s. After all - nobody wants to f*** someone who USED to be the Rat King. Seema has a full narrative arc about her expensive bag being stolen and then ret...

Well, that didn't last long. Tim is out of gas while Guy continues to conduct the AJLT hype train. The second episode of the season, undeniably worse than the first, balances several obscenely unrelatable problems with the fact that, racism still exists!? The show also parks all of its protagonists’ stories to introduce and excite us with the presence of Tony Danza - star of television! The show’s...

Guy and Tim are reunited with the And Just Like That girls and absolutely giddy with excitement. Correction: Guy is giddy with excitement. These women are getting older but that just seems to make everyone even more horny. Cunnilingus and sarcasm are on the menu and Che Diaz is back in all of their glory. What do we know about the pilot they are working on? Will we get to see it on the show? WHY M...

[To the tune of We Are Family by Sister Sledge] We are family, Libertarian listener and me! Welcome back to Family Time to our family (comprised solely of you). It has been a while but the boys are excited to catch up with you and take the time to open the mail bag. We start with a tutorial on how to track back to the first season of the podcast, and a few memories from the real world before Emmet...

The hike to Fast and the Furious (1) is long and there is mud underfoot but also hope on the horizon. Before we can even get into the meat of the movie this week, Guy has several mental tabs open that must cleared, including teenagers watching terrestrial television, the ABBA holograms and a gambling experience in Brisbane. Tim meanwhile takes a wildly inaccurate stab as to how long the boys have...

The boys have done it right. Sat side by side, they've watched the dang movie. But have they enjoyed the movie? It’s a beautiful day outside in Auckland, New Zealand and the amount of time spent with the shadow of Furious 6 hanging over them has created a general restlessness. In what is surely an infuriating listening experience, the boys try to remember the plots of the F’s 7 through 9 to limite...

The first family time in a long time, aptly recorded in the family room of Tim’s house. Tom Waits and Ken Griffen join us as does a dog in a dressing gown. One listener has launched a podcast built around repeatedly listening to the legendary Prawn Salad. Another has written a song called Guy's Song, a song so powerful Tim decides he is going to reintroduce personalised ringtones starting right he...

Tim and Guy are reunited after two weeks apart from each other and the Fast Franchise. Tim has been watching Fast and Furious 6 in increments, while riding a bike around Auckland. Guy has been watching it while archiving his favourite t-shirts for future use. It would be fair to say the movie is not being given the respect it deserves. The fellaz dig into American conversational technique (again??...

It is time for Timbo’s Top Five vehicles he would f*ck in Furious 6. The twists and turns, the inclusions and omissions on this list will SHOCK YOU. We also take the time for a side bar into the top five mattresses FOR a car. Guy tells us a little about some legal problems he has run into after practicing as a doctor in the reception of a pediatrics' office but that doesn’t get in the way of him s...

The boiz are on a couch, in a lounge, chatting off the back of a watch of Furious 6. In an expansive discussion about beverages (alcoholic and not), we ask the question; Who could possibly win (out of ANY ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD) against Coke Cola? Guy’s also trying to figure how why we drink alcohol. Also, why spoons are banned in Russia. Monty is shining a light on the fantastic performance gi...

These two fellas are stationed at Casa Del Monty, a location where Guy feels comfortable enough to balance a tea on a couch without a coaster. On to business, and it’s another delicious helping of Furious 7. The boiz discuss the value of real life practical effects in cinema vs SFX, and Guy might have broken a M3GAN NDA. The chronology of the franchise continues to elude the pair and Han is the on...

TWIOAT's third host for Season Six, Joseph Moore joins the boiz once more because it's time for the final watch of Furious 7. The trio desperately try to figure out the timeline of the movie, Dom's exciting lovelife, Elena's gestation period and exactly HOW MANY MOVIES occur between Too Fast and Too Furious and Tokyo Drift. Turns out Joe knows a lot about the Fast Franchise but nothing about babie...

Tim and Guy are on their sixth course of a Furious 7 degustation and while Tim has energy, Guy is starting to feel a little bloated. Timbo is drawing parallels between Dom and Letty's marriage navigating amnesia with the 1987 Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn rom-com Overboard. Both of the boiz consider the consequences of getting close to a celebrity (Kate Hudson for example) and overplaying you...

Tim and Guy unite to discuss the value of their podcast (described as a total waste of time by Tim) vs the value of the Fast and the Furious franchise. Tim has been researching the life arc and career of Vin Diesel while Guy has somewhat landed back on planet earth after last weeks euphoric screening. The soundtrack is finally given a moment of celebration and we even share some red hot audio from...

Tim is on the back of a big night and wholly unarmed (without audio equipment or knife). Guy is talking for the first time today, after a 5:10AM screening to start the day in Australia and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... Guy has had the screening of a lifetime! Breathlessly championing F7 for its stunning stunts and refreshing comedy while also realising the challenges of the stupid f*cking...

It’s time to bring in the big guns: Tim’s dad, Andrew Batt joins the fellaz on this very special episode to chat about James Bond, fighting Vin Diesel and exactly what he thinks of his son spending so much time watching such terrible films. As a lifelong Car Guy and self-confessed easy fan of any action flick, Andy brings a welcomed wide-eyed enthusiasm for the franchise to the chat, as Guy makes...

Guy conducts a Herculean campaign in not discussing the movie he just watched, starting with outlining the relief of realising he doesn't have to watch Fast 8. Tim almost dies by walking into traffic watching the movie on his phone with earphones in. The Batman also finds the perfect gift for Guy, Becky - a 2000 Sydney Olympics paralympic athetic. Then it becomes basically the Joe Rogan Experience...

This episode is accidentally being released out of the order in which it was recorded because Tim f***ed up (sue me!) Brought to you by The Cheesecake Factory, this watch of F8 sees Tim in his native of Auckland and Guy across the ditch in Australia. Guy can mentally only categorise this film as a collection of GIFs, rather than cinema, on this watch and is addressing one of the elephants in the r...

Guy and Tim are joined by Irish comedian and bicycle-enthusiast, David O'Doherty. The former have ruined the latter’s day by making him watch Furious 7; a movie featuring the boy's first sighting of Paul Walker (as they watch the series in reverse order), the introduction of Kurt Russel to the franchise (when viewing in the correct order) and it also quite a lot of cars. The trio are yearning for...

Patti Harrison has joined the chat. Specifically the final chat about F8 with Tim and Guy. As she turns her incisive mind to analysis of these two men's near-decade long quest for meaning in watching bad movies too many times, the pair crumble under the scrutiny. Tim is assuming a knife-like(!) form and Guy ever-so-briefly rediscovers the joy of talking about a movie he actually likes. Lowlights f...

Justin McElroy joins Tim and Guy to question whether anyone involved in the making of F8 Of The Furious knows anything about how babies work. We find out Guy's greatest weakness, where Justin sits on the great Vin vs. The Rock debate and who would be the perfect villain for Fast 10. There's a lot of bread chatter, analysis of the role of Butt Women and also of Jason Statham, in this franchise...