THE Worst Fans in Baseball - A St. Louis Cardinals Fan's Podcast

The Boys finalize their BOLD offseason predictions, talk about the mid-terms, make some jokes about the latest Twitter parodies, and Josh debuts the GREATEST character ever to constructed on this podcast. Give us money here: https://patreon.com/worstfansinbaseballpodcast Read our writing here: https://the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com Follow us on Twitter: @worstfanspod, @TomofWiskyTrain, @JoshSquash...

Ryan, Tom, and Josh recap the World Series and try their best not to be happy the Astros won. Ryan proposes a crazy game for the gang to play, and they make some pretty bold offseason and 2023 predictions. Give us money here: https://patreon.com/worstfansinbaseballpodcast Read our writing here: https://the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com Follow us on Twitter: @worstfanspod, @TomofWiskyTrain, @JoshSquas...

Nik returns from not being dead to tell us about the music he's been making and...other things. The boys talk about the offseason, their wishlist, and make fun of Kanye West and Kyrie Irving.  Tom thinks he can take Kyrie one-on-one. Give us money here: https://patreon.com/worstfansinbaseballpodcast Read our research here: https://the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com Follow us on Twitter: @worstfan...

The boys talk about the recent personnel changes within the organization, Mo's presser, and who the Cardinals could target in free agency this offseason. They also take a minute to rag on Elon Musk being one of the worst ever. Ryan and Tom going with the Phillies, Josh is all Astros. Follow us on Twitter: @worstfanspod, @TomofWiskyTrain, @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt Please give us money: https://p...

Tom, Ryan, and Josh watch the ALCS and explain why they're holding their noses and rooting for the Phillies. They also take time to make fun of Bam Margera, the Phillies Phanatic, and Rick Hummel's brilliant boxscore quips. Tom uses his very powerful brain to propose a hypothetical solution to stopping World War II. Please go give us some money: https://patreon.com/worstfansinbaseballpodcast Read...

Just Tom in this one. He's mostly incoherent, but he talks about work-life balance, the Astros-Yankees, and some of the projects the group is working on.  Give us money so we can quit our jobs: https://patreon.com/worstfansinbaseballpodcast Check out the Boys on Twitter:  @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, @TomofWiskyTrain, and @worstfanspod Read some of stories here: https://the-worst-blog-i...

The boys are back and talk about the postseason so far, how the Cleveland Guardians payroll model hurts the rest of the league, their hatred for Phillies fans, and their upcoming new project. Tom also gives a quick recap on the new Halloween movie and asks Josh a very serious question about his politics. Trans rights forever, Yankees fans deserve Isiah Kiner-Falefa forever. Follow these goofballs...

The boys talk about the best baseball organization in the league THE SEATTLE MARINERS, and how they overcame a 8-1 deficit to move onto the ALDS. They make fun of the Blue Jays for being the only team in the postseason to blow a late-inning lead. Definitely didn't happen anywhere else. They also talk about the team the Phillies beat. Check out the boys on Twitter this postseason for some more Chri...

The Boys recap the 2022 season by handing out grades. They also argue about who should be the AL MVP, as well as their postseason predictions--besides the Cardinals. Tom spends the last 15 minutes telling Ryan and Josh about the most wild dude out there...Herschel Walker.  Nik was killed by Paul DeJong for disrespecting his momma.  Follow the boys on Twitter this postseason: @JoshSquash2...

Tom, Josh, and Ryan talk about the pre-game Yadi and Albert sendoff ceremony, their new favorite TV show, and if Albert Pujols really has a lot of money to pay for healthcare.  Nik died from salmonella.  Check out the boys on Twitter:  @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Read our fancy articles about baseball and politics while you're at it too: https://the-worst-blog...

Josh takes the day off to go see his father, leaving Ryan and Tom to run things. And by things they talk about growing up in a small town and then spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Ben DeLuzio's Twitter.  Read our actual division coverage here: https://the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com/2022/09/28/ope-probably-shouldnt-have-tweeted-that Check out the boys on Twitter:  @JoshSqu...

The Boys talk baseball, mostly. Everything from 700, Pujols's legacy amongst other Hall of Famers, Waino, and Edmonds. Don't worry, they set a little time aside to talk about pussy and rocking out at a Blind Velvet show.  Nik went to St. Louis for a "date" instead of hanging with his friends, AGAIN. Check out the boys on Twitter:  @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Make s...

The boys talk about the bigger bases thing AGAIN, the Cardinals snapping their 47 inning scoreless streak, steroids and how much the White Sox suck, but mainly say nice things about our favorite little ankle-biter Nik, who is hard at work living his dreams. Check out the boys on Twitter:  @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Make sure to check out the website: https://the-worst-...

Tom holds a team meeting with Josh and Ryan about their latest sales performance, the Boys talk about the MLBPA unionizing the minor leagues and the 2023 new rule changes, and Ryan breaks Tom with a bit about his kid.  Nik no-called no-showed again and will be dock his daily commissary. Check out the boys on Twitter:  @JoshSquash 223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Make sure to check...

Josh, Tom, and Ryan do a bunch of nerd shit about free agents and Ste. Genevieve, Biscuit the Cat interrupts Tom, and the boys have some fun with the World Chess scandal that involves anal beads and cryptic messages. Grab a cold one and some poppers for this one! Nik has borrowed The Machine and is doing a Black Mirror to himself. Check out the boys on Twitter: @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @T...

Josh and Tom talk about going to the SEMO District Fair Demo Derby, Ryan tells a BASED 9/11 joke, and the boys spend time pontificating about Albert Pujols's life after retirement.  Nik joined the Taliban. Check out the boys on Twitter: @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Make sure to check out the website: the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com 

Ryan returns to the boys as the Cardinals play the Nationals. Tom shares what his buddy Mark has been doing, and the Boys discuss hanging out with Stubby Clapp. Nik went to Italy and suffered a most embarrassing fate. Check the boys out on Twitter - @mike_shildt, @TomofWiskyTrain & @JoshSquash223 Check out the website: the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com

Josh and Tom talk about watching the Cards beat the Cubs over the weekend with super-fans Alex and Brad. They also talk about how Walmart fucked up Tom’s car and how Tow 411 saved the Boys. Nik may have gotten Ryan killed. This week at least. Check out the boys on Twitter - @joshsquash223 & @TomofWiskyTrain Check out the website: the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com

The Cards have the best record in August, Josh has new kosher glasses, and the boys become enamored with Bruce Willis movies. Nik left the cannoli. Check out the boys on twitter - @JoshSquash223, @mike_shildt, and @TomofWiskyTrain Make sure to check out the website: the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com

The boys talk about Nootbaar and Donovan hitting at the top of the order, Josh slamming 14 beers Boggs style at the game, and student loan forgiveness. Tom really wants people to check out the website. Nik Jeff Dunham'd himself Check out the boys on Twitter - @TomofWiskyTrain, @mike_shildt and @JoshSquash223 Make sure to check out the website: the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com

Josh and Tom share an interview they did with former Cardinals manager Tony La Russa from back in the day.  This is 100% real and is definitely not a joke. Follow the boys on Twitter - @TomofWiskyTrain and @JoshSquash223 Check out the new website! the-worst-blog-in-baseball.com

We talk about the Cards's success, Dakota Hudson's future when Flaherty and Matz come back, and some of their favorite manager ejections.  We then spend 30 minutes planning on beating Wade Boggs's 107 beer drinking record. Nik was not fused into someone's basement, but instead has been resigned to a fate far crueler than death. All love and no hate to Amtrak and Wade Boggs.  Follow the b...

The boys think Shohei Ohtani deserve better, which Cardinal player had the most sex appeal (spoiler, it's Ronnie Belliard), and learn something REALLY horrifying about the 1904 Summer Olympics! Nik is believed to be fused into somebody's basement.  Follow the boys on Twitter @TomofWhiskeyTrain, @JoshSquash223 and @Mike_Shildt

Tom, Josh, and Ryan find Jesus, analyze Tatis's suspension, and pod's mission statement (to get pussy). They also bask in the awe of Albert Pujols owning the Brewers. Nik and Macaulay Culkin now have one more thing in common!

Tom and Josh talk with Ryan the ESPN intern about getting drunk at Busch and Scary Fredbird! Paul DeJong's mom is a fed who may have disappeared Nik. Follow the boys on Twitter - @TomOfWhiskeyTrain, @JoshSquash223 and @mike_shildt