The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway

Born of woman, recreated by outer space, it's the Man or Astro-Man? episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! MAKE first contact! SURF the river of blood! SAMPLE a John Agar film! It's 20 million miles to Earth but only an hour and change of show! Man or Astro-Man?--"Interstellar Hardrive" Pylon--"Italian Movie Theme" The Rezillos--"Destination Venus" The Pixies--"Manta Ray" The Causey Way--"...

Gas 'er up and head 'er out, it's the open road episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! HEAD OUT on the highway! DON'T WAIT to get out on the road again! MAKE a pit stop to pee and get a coke or something! The speed limit is triple-sixes up in this! The Revillos--"Motorbike Beat" The Modern Lovers--"Roadrunner" The Queers--"Little Honda" The Dahlmanns--"Holiday Road" Zeke--"Flat Track" Blag...

We are so gone this week with the Jay Reatard tribute episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! TRY to think of three verbs for this bit! QUESTION if this bit is appropriate for the tenor of this episode! GIVE UP and convince yourself no one reads this bit anyways! Digital Leather--"I'm So Gone" Oblivians--"Love Killed My Brain The Normal--"Warm Leatherette" The Moving Sidewalks--"Need Me" Th...

Yo, it's time to revel in the golden age of hip-hop on this week's The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! BUST a rhyme! JACK fools! FIGHT the power! No parachute pants allowed (well, maybe one, two pairs tops)! Run-DMC--"Hit It Run" Boogie Down Productions--"My Philosophy" De La Soul--"Let, Let Me In" A Tribe Called Quest--"Buggin' Out" Black Sheep--"U Mean I'm Not" Master Ace--"Me and the Biz" X Cla...

Hey, hey, it's The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway and a tribute to the pre-fab four! SCREAM at how cute Davy is! SCREAM at how cute Micky is! You GET the idea for the other two! Come and watch us sing and play! Furious George--"(Theme from) The Monkees" Curtis Lee--"Pretty Little Angel Eyes" The Shangri-Las--"The Dum Dum Ditty" Keith Allison--"Action, Action, Action" Boyce and Hart--"I Wonder What...

¡Hola y bienvenidos a The Worm Turns con Jimmy Callaway! Es el episodio totalmente español, ¡así que HAGAMOS una carrera por la frontera! ¡COMA un poco de tequila! BEBA algunos tacos! ¡Son todas las fronteras abiertas en la tierra del rocanrol! Los Saicos--"Demolición" The Voodoo Glow Skulls--"La Migra" The Hollywood Sinners--"No Soy Bueno" Los Rockin' Devils--"Perro Lanudo (Shaggy Dog)" Tokyo Ele...

Start spreading the news, it's the New York episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! CATCH the A train! GO ON AND ON about your pizza! RETIRE to Florida! It's a hell of a town! The New York Dolls--"Personality Crisis" The Heartbreakers--"Born to Lose" Agnostic Front--"Police State" The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion--"Sweat" Fear--"I Don't Care About You" The Rolling Stones--"Shattered" The Mis...

Holy hardcore, it's the all slam-dancing episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! THROW some elbows! PIN some wheels! KICK a skinhead in the shins! See you in the pit, fuckers! RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED to Pete Shelley, everybody's not as happy nowadays. Guttermouth--"Race Track" Descendents--"Suburban Home" Damnation--"Fucked 2 Death" Poison Idea--"Made To Be Broken" Sick of It All--"Clobberin...

It's lights, camera, inaction on this week's The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! It's all movie songs this week, so let's GO OUT to the lobby! SILENCE all pagers and cellphones! Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP already! It's the most Oscar-worthy podcast yet! The Satan's Pilgrims--"The Godfather" The Cadillacs--"Speedo" Mickey & Sylvia--"Love Is Strange" The Dropkick Murphys--"I'm Shipping Up to Boston...

Happy turkey day, my little pork pies, and I hope you enjoy the food episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! TOSS a nice salad! WOLF a big meal! SIT on the can all night! It's fatty and not very good for you, so make sure to stuff yourself full of it! The Riverboat Gamblers--"Let's Eat" The Elite--"One Potato" The Meat Sluts--"My Baby Is a Ding-Dong" The Real Kids--"Hot Dog" The Mummies--"F...

Three, two, one, blast off with The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! This week's theme is numbers, our alphabetical friends, so let's COUNT on our fingers! ADD it up! MULTIPLY! The Misfits--"We Are 138" The Stooges--"1969" Teengenerate--"1979" The Teen Idols--"1989" Zeke--"1999" The Three Degrees-- "When Will I See You Again" Chords Five--"Some People"   999--"Crazy" Davila 666--"Callejon" Sham 69-...

Hey, life sucks, so be sure to have some fun with The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! It's the all fun episode so LET your hair down! BE loosey-goosey! HAVE a good time! Devo--"Time Out for Fun" Johnny Legend and His Skullcaps--"Guess Who Ain't Gettin' Laid Tonite" Smokey Robinson and the Miracles--"The Tears of a Clown" The Kinks--"Death of a Clown" "Weird Al" Yankovic--"Dare to be Stupid" Freddy...

I love the smell of this week's The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway in the morning, featuring all songs about war! SCAPEGOAT a foreign power! CONSCRIPT the poor and the minorities! THROW a big parade! Smells like victory! Fear--"Let's Have a War" Propagandhi--"Stick the Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Son of a Bitch" The Answers--"Fool Turn Around" Circle Jerks--"Coup D'état" Jinx--"Mister, Y...

For those about to rock, we salute this week's episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway, all songs about r and f'n r! So BANG your head! COME ON, feel the noise! ROCK OUT with whatever appendages out! If it's too loud, you're too old, but also sorry, we can notch it down a hair. Rose Tattoo--"Nice Boys" The Dictators--"Who Will Save Rock and Roll?" Arrows--"I Love Rock 'n' Roll" The Drags--"I...

Crack open a nice cool one this week and enjoy the "sober" episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! SET up the entire bar with another round! PLY the object of your desire with drink! FAIL to perform sexually! Let's get fucked up and shitfaced! The Queers--"I Only Drink Bud" The Elastik Band--"Spazz" Electric Six--"Gay Bar" Schlong--"Days of Our Livers" The Damned--"Drinking About My Baby" Z...

Hello out there in TV Land, it's time to crank up the volume and yank off the knob because we've got it all on The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! It's the all TV episode, so DON'T touch that dial! STAY tuned for an important announcement! ACT NOW while supplies last! Joan Jett and the Blackhearts--"Love Is All Around" Freddy Cannon--"Action" JuiceheaD--"Suicide Is Painless" Less Than Jake--"Laver...

It's sugar and spice and everything nice this week on The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! It's the all songs about girls episode, so come on and BURN your bras! GET SLOBBERED ON by gross dudes! BE the subject of ridiculous romantic fantasies! It's girls, girls, girls, but I'll treat you like people, people, people, or your money back! Song list: The Pretty Things--"Rosalyn" The Mummies--"Justine"...

This week's episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway is made snips and snails and puppy dog tails! It's the all songs about boys episode, so let's all GO ON DOWN to the crick! CATCH crawdads with your bare hands! RESIST the urge to become grown men! Boys will be boys will be dipshits! Song list: Bruce McCulloch--"The Daves I Know" Toni Basil--"Mickey" The Leaves--"Hey Joe" The Adverts--"Gary...

Welp, time to catch the school bus and dig out your light jacket, because summer is over on The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! PACK your sack lunch! STEAL some soda money out of your mom's purse! WATCH as everything starts to slowly die! Here comes the autumn, but the fall has been here for years! Song list: Sloppy Seconds--"Endless Bummer" Jay Reatard--"It Ain't Gonna Save Me" The Velvet Undergr...

It's a one-way ticket to La-La Land on this week's The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway, a love letter to the city of Los Angeles, California! CRUISE the Sunset Strip! WEAVE down Laurel Canyon! SIT IDLY on the 405! It's all L.A. all the time! #todaysLA Song list: M.I.A.--"California Dreamin'" Fear--"I Love Livin' in the City" Missing Persons--"Walking in L.A." Los Angeles Smog Division--"Blue Green"...

All vocalists can take five on this week's episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway, the all-instrumentals episode! HEAR music unfettered by human speech! RECALL a time when an instrumental could go to #1 on the charts! A THIRD thing! Song list: Bad Manners--"Can Can" The Snobs--"Stand and Deliver" The Hogs--"Loose Lip Sync Ship" Tony Newman--"Soul Thing" The Sub-Dominants--"Bang Bang" Flatt...

Happy Labor Day, everybody! Enjoy the holiday weekend and this all work songs episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! TAKE ADVANTAGE of super savings! SLEEP in! PUNCH your boss right in the goddamn face! Work is for suckers, and that's coming from one of the biggest around! Song list: Dead Kennedys--"Take This Job and Shove It" Lyndon Needs--"Never Gonna Work Again" The New Bomb Turks--"Bor...

How do, y'all, welcome to this here episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! It's the country-fried cowboy episode, so let's SADDLE up! SHOOT your guns into the air! RIDE into the sunset! No city slickers allowed, y'all! Song list: Sons of the Pioneers--"Tumblin' Tumbleweeds" The Vandals--"Urban Struggle" Deadbolt--"The Strangers Theme" Flatt and Scruggs--"Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arms" Marty...

This week's episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway is brought to you by the Number of the Beast! Yes, it's an all-star tribute to our dark lord Satan, so come on, gang, TARNISH your soul! SUBMIT to vice! PRAISE be to the king of rock and roll, always and forever, amen! Song list: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones--"Devil's Night Out" The Dwarves--"Satan" Davila 666--"El Lobo" The Satans--"Lines a...

On this week's episode, we're paying homage to four guys from Liverpool! So let's all TWIST and shout! SEE her standing there! ROLL UP for the Magical Misery Tour, and let your problems fester away on The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! Song list: The Carefrees--"We Love You Beatles" Howie Casey and the Seniors--"I Ain't Mad at You" The Everly Brothers--"Bye Bye Love" Buddy Holly--"Words of Love"...