The World According to Dick Buttons

Season 3 of The World According to Dick Buttons Podcast goes out with a bang, a scream, and a flurry of middle fingers at everything wrong with the modern world. Episode 20 is nothing short of a rollercoaster of rants, revelations, and rock & roll. Dick kicks things off with a scathing tirade aimed at clueless drivers who treat crosswalks like a game of chicken, GEN-Z cashiers who act like han...

Buckle up , because Episode 19 is a rollercoaster of rants, revelations, and ridiculousness. Dick kicks things off with a triple-shot of irritation, taking aim at people who refuse to move when the light turns green, those who actually think Olive Garden is  authentic  Italian cuisine, and Gen-Z’s puzzling hostility toward A.I. technology. The  Album Spotlight  shines bright on The Cars ’ legendar...

Buckle up, folks —Episode 18 is here and it’s loaded like a Jersey Shore boardwalk funnel cake with too much powdered sugar. This week, Dick takes you on a wild ride from the glory days of blockbuster summer radio to the frustrating fall of once-great pest control companies (yes, we’re naming names). Over in the Album Spotlight , it’s a full breakdown of how Ronnie James Dio brought a whole new my...

Strap in and hold onto your overpriced popcorn, because Episode 17 is a wild ride through nostalgia, nonsense, andnuclear-level rants! Dick kicks things off by taking a flamethrower to the Hollywood creativity vacuum and the ever-ballooning prices at the not-so-Dollar Tree. In his Movie Review, he obliterates the cinematic dumpster fire known as Bride Hard and calls out people who say, “You gotta...

In Episode 16 , Dick Buttons comes in hotter than a deep-fried mozzarella stick at a Ground Round buffet. This week’s episode is LOADED —so buckle in for a double shot of sarcasm, storytelling, and some signature no-holds-barred, full-throttle Dick Buttons Rage . First up, it’s Double Top 5 trouble as Dick ranks the Top 5 Cocktails of All Time (yes, the classics make the cut, but wait 'til you...

Buckle up, because Episode 15 of The World According to Dick Buttons is a full-on sensory assault—in the best possibleway. We’re talking rage, nostalgia, sarcasm, and just enough class to name-drop Meryl Streep and Paul McCartney in the same hour as a takedown of public restrooms and smelly humans. First, Dick rolls up his sleeves and unleashes the High Powered Rants , starting with the ever-growi...

This week, Dick Buttons unloads with another no-holds-barred episode packed with rants, reviews, and ridiculousness! First up, a deep dive into Elvis’ “Live from the Jungle Room” — the King's raw, late-career recordings straight from Graceland. Then, buckle up for Dick’s scathing takes on planned appliance obsolescence , chatty cashiers at AutoZone , horrible waiters and waitresses , and yes — dis...

This week on The World According to Dick Buttons , the chainsaw is revved and the sarcasm is loaded as we put the Actor Spotlight on the king of cult cool himself— Bruce Campbell . From Evil Dead to Burn Notice , we break down what makes Bruce the grooviest actor alive. Then it's time to stir the pot with two top 5 lists sure to spark debate: The Top 5 Worst Band Names (we're looking at yo...

In this jam-packed episode of The World According to Dick Buttons , he shines the spotlight on the criminally underrated actor Holt McCallany , exploring his intense on-screen presence and underrated performances. Then it's time to stir the pot with our Top 5 Television Villains of All Time —from sinister schemers to pure evil icons. From there, the chaos begins: in this week’s edition of The...

This week on The World According to Dick Buttons , we deep-dive into the absurdity of everyday life with a lineup that’s as brutally honest as it is hilariously relatable. Dick points the finger— literally —at societal decline in The Indecent Index Finger , then unleashes a verbal hurricane on Bank Overdraft Fees and RSVP Deniers . In two nostalgic “Remember This” segments, we rewind to the glorio...

In this no-holds-barred episode of The World According to Dick Buttons , Dick takes aim at everything from the absurdity of Gen-Z’s “micro-cheating” trend to the lost art of loading a dishwasher without starting WWIII . Strap in as Dick barrels through a traffic jam of rants: Rush hour roadwork that feels like psychological warfare Food delivery services with the accuracy of a drunk dart thrower D...

Hold onto your steering wheels and condiment packets— Dick Buttons is back and he's pissed off in every direction . In this unfiltered, no-holds-barred episode, Dick lays waste to the daily chaos we’ve all had just about enough of : 🚦 4-Way Stop Signs – Why is nobody going? Or worse, everybody going? 📱 Texting – It’s not communication if it takes 3 hours to say "K". 🥫 Condiments –...

Episode Synopsis: In this sizzling eighth installment of The World According to Dick Buttons , Dick sinks his teeth into the chaos of modern manners and madness. First on the plate? Shrimp tails in Dinner Entrees —an unforgivable dining crime that sparks a full-blown rant on etiquette decay. Then it's a double-dose of countdowns with the Top 5 Action Movies of All Time and the Top 5 TV Commerc...

Buckle up for another dose of Dick Buttons' unfiltered thoughts on the latest episode of his podcast! This week, Dick tackles a diverse range of topics, from the highs of musical beginnings to the lows of social media addiction. For all the music lovers, Dick kicks things off by sharing his Top 5 Debut Albums of All Time . Prepare for a potentially controversial list filled with classics and p...

This week's "The World According to Dick Buttons Podcast" features: A countdown of the Top 5 Comedy Teams of All Time , highlighting their key members, backstories, what made them great, and signature works. Dick's rant about the infuriating experience of trying to reach a live person on customer service lines , specifically calling out Xfinity. His take on movie theaters that serve food , express...

it’s Season 3, Episode 5 , and today we’re serving a full buffet of bold opinions, conspiracy theories, and unsung heroes. Here’s what’s on the plate: First up — Is 7-Eleven the biggest hustle on the corner? I got a full-blown RANT coming about prices, shrinkflation, and why your Big Gulp might be robbing you blind. Then we flip the script with the Top 5 Comedians of All Time — legends only, laugh...

In this fiery episode of The World According to Dick Buttons , Dick is on a tear! First up, it’s one of his signature rants — this time aimed squarely at entitled people who think the world revolves around them and serial spoilers who can’t help but ruin TV shows and movies for everyone else. No one is safe as Dick unloads with his trademark sarcasm and sharp wit. Next, things take a spooky turn a...

Episode 3: "Squirrels, Vampires & Other Menaces" Dick Buttons is back — louder, angrier, and funnier than ever! In this chaotic rant-fueled episode, Dick takes on four of society’s biggest pests: Squirrels ( "those fluffy-tailed terrorists" ) Vampires ( "no blood? no problem" ) Movie theater jerks ( "the ones who treat the cinema like their living room"...

In this fiery installment of The World According to Dick Buttons , Dick kicks things off with a vintage, full-throttle rant about Juan Soto. From there, he pivots into geek heaven with his Top 5 Science Fiction Movies of All Time —expect strong opinions, zero apologies, and at least one hot take that'll melt your Warp Core. Whether you agree or not, you’re in for a ride through the cosmos of c...

The World According to Dick Buttons is BACK! After a brief hiatus, Dick returns to the mic, sharper than ever and ready to unload a fresh wave of mind-bending observations, hilarious hot takes, and unapologetic commentary on the chaos of everyday life. Dick may have been away for a minute—but now he's back, and he’s got some catching up to do. Buckle up. It's about to get... Buttoned.

Our trip to Italy

After a brief hiatus, I'm Back!!!

Yeah it happened again!!!

Stream of consciousness this week, no research was done, I'm lazy!!!!

The BEST of the BEST!!!