The Working Experience

Billionaire Jeffery Epstein faces a new slew of charges after getting a 13 month sentence for abusing children and Alexander Acosta has now been downsized from the Trump White House. In other news, 60% of Americans work during their "vacations". Well, that's how you get ahead people!

Dive into that work week!  Just check the depth of the water. 

IFMF's!!!  Be the big man and pay for everyones drinks! You'll be a hero! Just remember to check the old credit limit.

Our new series ‘The Working Experience Survival Kit’ continues...On this episode John nearly puts himself to sleep with a 10 minuted guided nap!  It's time to nap to escape the mind numbing soul deadening experience of your job!  If this doesn't work, there is always a handful of Ambien.

We have a new series of sorts for your listening pleasure! We are calling the series ‘The Working Experience Survival Kit.’  The series will consist of guided meditations, guided naps, and soulless affirmations – and whatever else we can think of to ease the mind numbing soul deadening experience of the modern workplace!  And someday in the near future we will have an app – because, your...

TGIM!  The boss man does not cancel Mondays in the summer...the weekend party is over, time to get your hustle on!

Leisure Time is for Losers and Health Care that will Bankrupt You...God Bless America!  What do you do in your leisure time? Some people blow bubbles or play mini golf. Other people try to crush children in games of volleyball. We riff on that and the lousy health care system in our country. Enjoy. 

Happy Fourth of July everyone! Have a great time celebrating our nation! And remember, fireworks are even more fun when you're hammered! Forget safe and sane, let's have some dumb and dangerous!

Get ready to start working less. Here come the machines. But what are we going to do? Wander the streets? Write the Great American Novel? Maybe just watch TV and feel good about ourselves. 

Be Careful of Workaholism...but Work Long Hours!  Apparently there is a distinction between being a workaholic and working long hours. If you lose sleep over your job and are compulsively checking your work email during out of work hours then you might be a workaholic. Matty K really doesn't work at all so he is in the clear...John and Matt also discuss the optimal Worklife Balance Matrix and...

Shhhhhhh.....don't worry about Monday, or the rest of the week, or for that matter the rest of your life. In a thousand years, it still won't get done. 

 It's summer time and it's Friday! Time to load up the car, sit in traffic for 5 hours and have fun if it kills you!

Who to vote for? What are the issues? How does a person get elected? All the answers and more from The Working Experience. Best to talk it out, then to actually do something about it.

Lying to one's boss for not being at work is a time honored tradition. However, maybe it is time to grow up and be real. However, if you really need to lie, don't use the old "food poisoning" excuse. Way played out. Tell them you had a limb amputated.

TGIM!  On this mini episode of The Working Experience, John is flying solo, because Matty K needs to unwind in New Hampshire after a brutal school year...John talks about the infantilized workplace and the latest news...it's Monday and get your hustle!

When is it time to quit your job?  Right Now!  Go in and tell your boss to go F&ck him/herself!  Take this job and shove it up your ass!  Just make sure you have a solid plan like becoming a famous actor or stand-up comedian.  Be realistic though; it can take weeks to become successful.

It's orifice clean up time on this mini episode of TWE!  You have to look your best this weekend, so you can win the weekend, then die again on Monday morning!

There is a school of thought that advocates making decisions while at one's "peak". You are supposed to pump your fists, spin in circles and jump on a trampoline to get to your peak. And then you make a decision. In reality, a more measured approach is probably best but at some point you do have to write that check and invest in yourself.

TGIM!  Get out there and get after it! Hard in the Paint, baby!

On this mini episode of TWE, John and Matty K discuss abusing your body on the weekends, false prophets, DJ'ing as a viable career path and a TWE exclusive retreat for only 5K!  IFMF's...Enjoy!

John and Matty K have no real advice for recent college grads.  Just get ready to grind it out for the next fifty odd years. Try drinking heavily to alleviate the pain. It's legal and it works. 

TGIM! Get out there and get it done! If you don't, just shrug, mumble, and blame someone else.

John and Matty K discuss the novel concept of being a kinder, gentler person. It's not always the A-Holes who get ahead. And even if they do, they are probably miserable anyway.

Have a great weekend everyone! Always schedule late night transportation and watch out for undercooked chicken wings!

Think running a company is just about making sure the work gets done? Hell no! Welcome to the new generation of workers who demand that their employers satisfy their emotional and spiritual needs as well as paying them a salary. Speaking of demands, you can order McDonald's on your phone and someone will get it for you! How did the human race survive before on demand food delivery?