The Witch Bitch Amateur Hour

IT'S BEEN a doozy of a week! Macy talks about one of her two favorite colors; how nudity in her practice is a very near and dear subject. Charlye tells us all about one of the most popular essential oils for cleaning and healing; Tea Tree oil. Join us for talking about The Hobbit movies, natural healing, and how yoga saved Macy's groin Things we talked about this episode: Pagan Pop Up. V...

We're in the most haunted town in Texas! Welcome to this very special Spookysode! The witches take the scares on the road, as they record in the Historic Excelsior House Hotel in Jefferson, Texas. We talk about the famous guests and ghosts that have shared our room. Join us for Diamond Bessie, The Dybbuk Box, and Listener Stories! Things we talked about this episode: Claire D Lune - Jefferson...

One dope, lit episode, coming right up! The witches are both sharing topics that are on the serious side, but still manage to make plenty of weird noises and Super Smash Bros references. Charlye gets personal, and shares her practice with Ancestor Work. Macy tells us about a rune that is near and dear to her heart, Jera. Join us for Conspiracy Theories, Soulcalibur, and Witchy Bazaar Meetups! Thin...

This episode is a Hot Boi! After recording three specials in a row, the witches are back with some magical topics! Macy treats us to the penultimate Chakra in the series, the Sacral, or Svadhishthana. Charlye goes with seasonal delight, with a lesson in Honey.  Join us for witchy vacations, making a WBAH language, and Charlye getting “It’s Been”-d more times than you can shake a stick at. A heartf...

Its Litha. Go! Join us for our Midsummer episode! We talk the traditional and muse on the modern. Charlye gets historical, she shares tales of The Sun God, forgiveness, and the Fae. Macy gives us the low down on how to celebrate this day on a budget, and a pretty spot on Rap God verse. Join us this Litha for some Hay Stew and Chicken Milk, Fried Green Tomatoes, and really awesome Road to El Dorado...

Join us for our one year Pod-Birth! Fire up your cheese boards, grab your chocolate bars, and settle in for our first birthday party! We ditch the topics this episode, and answer your burning questions about starting a podcast, overcoming fears, our empath/healer relationship, and our future show on the International Space Station. Go down the rabbit hole with us, as we talk Beer Tech, Magical Jew...

It's Our 50th Episode! Macy give us her knowledge on Spiderwort, as well as her best Cardi B impression! Charlye gets a little cheese ball, and breaks down the numerology behind the number 50. Join us for Texas flowers, divination, and the witches defending Hershey's chocolate Things we talked about this episode: Numerology The Numbers and Their Meanings http://numerology-thenumbersandth...

My Maria! Charlye presses on with the Gods and Goddesses series with the mysterious Morrigan. Macy gives us a glimpse into her ever evolving relationship with The Mother Tree. Join us for Irish Heroes, Forest Elementals , and us Making A Man Out Of You Things we talked about this episode: Brooks & Dunn - My Maria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZSiBj4vCiY www.witchbitchamateurhour.com Snag yo...

That poor cow! Macy gets historical this episode, join us as she tells the tale of Malin Matsdotter, and begins her exploration of Sweden's Great Noise. Charlye gets Salty with a Patreon requested topic. Lets get protective with Witches Salt. Join us this week for Bee Gees on Blockula, Ritual Recipes, and renditions of Tal Bachman's - She's So High www.witchbitchamateurhour.com Snag...

This episode is packed with news! This week, the witches tell all about a slinky little spirit guide - The snake. From the python to the boa constrictor, Charlye fills us in on this primal familiar. Macy preaches the importance of energy in motion, and sings the praises of sound clearing.  Join us for talks of Dungeons and Dragons, A Good Scream, and plenty of Ned Flanders!  Things we talked about...

Lets get back to basics! The witches return from a few weeks of Sabbat episodes and Spookysodes with a hoodoo staple, and heavenly stone. Macy conversates conjure bags and Charlye spits sodalite. Join them this week for an episode full of Spells, Art Stones, and Grits! Things we talked about this episode: luckymojo.com Macys Money Mojo Bag Small green bag Silver mercury dime Pinch of sugar Lodesto...

Here come the scares! Sit down kids, it's time to find out what the witches have been cooking up to scare your pants off. Our top listening cities this time were Seattle, Washington and Lawrence, Kansas - And they aren't playing around with their urban legends. WARNING : This episode contains some spooky mic interference We would normally cut this, but it adds to the spoopyness. Things w...

Blessed Be, Etc! Another turn of the wheel of the year brings us to Beltane! Fire, Fertility, and Fornicating. Macy talks traditional themes, and Charlye fills us in on some modern day ways to celebrate!  Let’s Going A-Maying and #getweird as we talk rituals, elements, and handfastings. Things we talked about this episode: Get to know your tarot deck spread http://www.kateyflowers.com/blog/2016/4/...

IT'S BEEN, One heck of a giggle filled episode. Macy's mother joins us in the studio (studio adjacent) and provides many wheeze filled fits this week. Charlye intends to demystify that big, beautiful beast called Intention. Macy begins her long anticipated series on one of her most loved subjects, runes - It begins with Fehu. We talk Hamilton, Morgul-blades, and Aquaponics  Things we tal...

This 'sode will KNOT disappoint! Macy mulls over medicinal merits of the Mighty Oak! Charlye chats cords chock full of conjuration - with Knot Magic. Guest appearances from Needfires, Witchcraft Lore, and Entmoots. A huge thank you to Sweeps and Giggles, the brilliant minds behind the Associates Anonymous podcast. If you have EVER worked in customer service, or retail, or with other people at...

Lets speak some truth! Charlye tells the tale of High John the Conqueror, a powerful story of overcoming obstacles. Macy continues with the chakra series, with more information on the often overlooked Throat energy center. David and Goliath stories, advanced rituals, Vishuddha, and fish pose rule in this emotionally engaging episode. Things we talked about this episode: Witchy Bazaar http://www.sh...

Ylang! Macy tells us the tale of Ylang Ylang, along with its metaphysical and health boosting properties. Let it chill you out to the point of becoming 'The Dude.' Charlye has been itching to relay the story of Osiris and his myth in another installment of the Gods and Goddesses series. This story is bananas. Things we talked about this episode: Osiris Story https://www.ancient.eu/osiris...

Its a Full Moon, Witches! This Ostara day, the witches tell tales of worm moons, magic inks, and love spells. Charlye has cooked up a topic sure to please witches and writers alike, lets talk about spell ink and bats blood. Macy introduces us to an intoxication little flower, Jasmine, you're sure to fall in love.  Stay tuned until the end for a very special giggle fit! Things we talked about...

Sit down kids! In this episode, the witches talk spirit guides, feng shui, and using mirrors as weapons! Macy treats us to another historical episode, but with a twist, this villain is one bad dude. Charlye reflects on the magical side of mundane mirrors, and ditches the "7 years" superstition.  A huge thank you to our coven member, Amanda, for sending us the beautiful vintage mirror tha...

The witches get focused! In this episode, Charlye shares some info on Copal, both historical and witchy. Macy "œil de chat’s” about tigers eye. Can a pairing of these two metaphysical powerhouses help get your head in a meditative zone? Things we talked about this episode: Kim and Clever Kims Curios www.etsy.com/shop/CleverKimsCurios?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=669616033 Instag...

The witches are back! The episode was saved, and the girls are back at it again, with an old witchy favorite: Patchouli. Macy dishes the dirt on this earthy shrub. She’s one sassy bitch. And if you’re looking to conceive, you’re in luck, Macy has the ritual for you.  Charlye scratches the surface on candle magic, and hopefully lights a fire under you with her prosperity candle spell. So Sit Down K...

The day has come. The witches get spooky with the third ever Spookysode! What horrors are discussed this episode? Well, you gotta be brave enough to listen to find out. www.witchbitchamateurhour.com Things we talked about this episode: Drink Recipes- Shadow and Sage: milk tea with holiday spices (maybe a dash of cinnamon liquor for that bite) in a special mug Emily S (Macy’s Winner) 2 oz Empress g...

Where did her voice go?! Macy talks (or tries to talk!) about a sweet, sticky weed called Yerba Santa. Does this stout little shrub have the power to heal her voice? Charlye continues with the scrying series with the rich history of Oil Scrying. Can you guess your future using grease? Join us as we talk tuberculous, fantasize about fast food scrying, and prose about Pagan Pop Ups. www.witchbitcham...

It’s our first Imbolc episode! We talk about everything that makes this Sabbat what it is: Metric Tons of Milk, Fiery Sun Babies, and why Imbolc Babies are special. . Lemon Poppy Seed Loaf 1 2/3 c all purpose flower 2 tbsp poppy seeds 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/8 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp lemon zest 1/2 cup butter at room temperature 3 large eggs at room temperature 1/2 tsp va...

Macy takes it back to basics with the stone that started it all for many witches. We’re talking Amethyst in all its purple power. Charlye cackles about crows in this first animal based topic. What are these messengers trying to tell you? We also close our #30DaysMagicalRoots Challenge, we had a great time participating in this witchy learning experience, but will we keep it up? www.witchbitchamate...