The Winning Parlaiy

Is it possible to be so bad at gambling that you accidentally become a genius? The boys are putting that theory to the test in Week 14. After "shitting the bed" on their picks for a month straight, the Winning Parlaiy crew unveils a revolutionary new strategy: The Loser’s Bracket. Since they can’t pick a winner to save their lives, they’ve decided to bet against themselves. It’s reverse psychology...

Welcome to the "Winning" Parlay Podcast (Results May Vary) This week, Big E and Scotty B are back to nurse their bruised egos and their even more bruised 1-4 betting record. We kick things off with a traumatizing deep dive into YMCA locker room etiquette—specifically, Ernie's impassioned plea for old men to stop drying their "crumpled up bag of chips" in the middle of the room. If you’ve ever been...

🤣🏈 From Parlays to Partnering: The Guide to NOT Being a Creep (and Winning, Sometimes) 🎁 This week on the podcast, we try to talk football but mostly end up solving the world’s problems (and then immediately causing new ones). We dive deep into dating: Guys, ditch the flowers and go straight for the gift basket—your sister and mother will thank you. But if you’re still too shy, we found the ult...

The Turkey Is Gone, But The Mediocrity Remains We’re back for Week 14, battling a Thanksgiving hangover that includes a 2-3 betting record and Big E fighting for his life against a hotel pillow. This week, Scotty B proves that "Dad Energy" peaks at age 77, recounting the harrowing tale of his father panicking over a lost wallet for 14 hours—only to realize it was in his back pocket the entire time...

What hurts more? Placing a heavy bet on the Saints when they’re imploding, or having your six-year-old daughter announce to a gymnastics camp that your puffy eyes are just the result of "hope and joy leaving Daddy's eyes"? This week, Scotty B recovers from that emotional assassination while Big E questions his entire existence after a disastrous week of picks. We’re serving up a full Thanksgiving...

🏈 Welcome to the Museum of Poor Choices (and Football!) It's the chaotic Week 12 Thursday edition, and we've got a live guest, Alan, who's here to keep some of us honest. We're diving deep into the NFL's terrible overseas "products," debating whether the Cowboys deserve to be loved (or covered), and putting the Patriots' hot streak on blast. Plus, we've got a man-vs-machine showdown for all the b...

🏈 The Winning Parlaiy Podcast: The $1 Million Anxiety & the Case of the Garbage Quarterback It was a winning week, which means Scotty B can finally put down the stress-eating ice cream and sleep soundly! (Scott looks noticeably svelt.) This week, the guys dive into the weird world of football betting, sharing their agony and ecstasy in the high-stakes Circa Millions contest. Hear the moment B...

How bad is our betting record? We asked AI, and it confirmed "winning an Olympic medal is more possible" than our co-host Jay's legendary 1-and-9 streak. Welcome to the NFL betting support group that's masquerading as a podcast. This week, the crew tries to redeem their last shred of dignity in the ultimate "Man vs. Machine" showdown, pitting their terrible gut feelings (like picking a team with z...

After another brutal 2-3 week, the Parlaiy boys are back to lick their wounds. But first, a rare win! We get a cold-call from Scotty's 77-year-old dad live from Vegas to celebrate him finally popping his sports betting cherry—a journey that took him from "pissed off at you for giving him the wrong team" to the pure joy of a Monday night win. The losses inspire our official "Complaints" segment, wh...

Things fly off the rails fast in this Week 10 breakdown. The crew tries to give serious NFL picks, but quickly devolves into jealous rants about Mike McDaniel’s baffling job security ("Why does he keep his fucking job? I like free money too!"). We also discover Ernie's Mac Jones take went so viral that "half of Chicago lost their shit" on him. Just when you think it's safe, the guys share their "l...

👴 Existential Dread & Ear Hair: The Two Sides of Getting Old 🧔 It starts subtly—maybe a couple of gray hairs, maybe a sore knee. But for us, the real rock bottom is the sudden, horrifying realization that you have the "hairiest ears I've ever seen" and you might be turning into your dad... literally, in the shower. This week, we dive deep into the mysteries of why aging means the hair leaves...

It's back to earth after going 10-0 the past two weeks. The guys are licking their wounds after going 2-3, and Scott is officially swapping his analytics for a tinfoil hat. His new theory? "I think Vegas has witchcraft. And they're casting spells on games this week." From the Colts' six-turnover disaster to the Raiders getting hit with a record field goal, the hosts are convinced the Illuminati is...

🏈 The Thursday Night Parlay Power Hour (and Therapy Session) We're back on the Winning Parlaiy Podcast, and after Scotty B and Ernie "crushed it," we had to bring the "World Famous Lopez Brothers" in to explain their continued lack of financial responsibility. Get ready for some deeply emotional sports analysis, as Fern explains why the NFL is like a volatile ex-girlfriend, leading to his brillia...

The boys are 5 and 0 for the second week in a row, making them the kings of the betting world—at least in their own minds! 👑 Big E and Scotty B are riding high on the success of Parlaiy.com's simulations (8-5 this week, 63%!) and their own perfect 5-0 streak. On the Docket this Week: Complaints Corner: Big E vents about "bad coaching in the NFL," specifically taking aim at predictable play-callin...

Get ready for an episode that's as wild as a Denver Broncos comeback against the Giants! The "Winning Parlaiy" crew is back and we're bringing the heat, the bad names, and a whole lot of analytics to Week 8. What's Inside: The CC Lamb Saga: Come for the betting tips, stay for the hilarious moment when a certain brother butchers a star player's name (multiple times!)—and then insists on using his n...

The Winning Parlay Podcast is back and the boys are riding high after an unbelievable 5-0 week! Seriously, it was so good, even Scotty B's six-year-old daughter went 4-1 betting purely on helmet colors and logo names—we're talking pure, unadulterated genius (or maybe beginner's luck). This week, we're dissecting the victories, addressing some truly perplexing Monday Night Football scheduling, and...

The Winning Parlay crew is back for their Thursday edition, and it's clear the previous week was a bloodbath—going 0-8 on their picks! But hey, there's nowhere to go but up, right? Join the World Famous Lopez Brothers and Scotty V as they hilariously vent about the NFL's unpredictable nature, from the Broncos' inability to score a single point (despite a dominant defense) to the headache of two Mo...

The Winning Parlay Podcast—where our football analysis is as reliable as a wide receiver screen (Spoiler alert: they never work)! Join Scotty B (currently a little depressed and maybe needing a carry) and Big Ern (still shell-shocked by the NFL season) as they navigate the chaotic world of sports betting. We're fresh off an O-and-8 run (that's zero wins, eight losses for the mathematically challen...

The guys air their grievances, including an incredible rant about the Raiders, the Cardinals' drama with a $100,000 fine, and Mac Jones' developing hero status.  We revisit Fern and Raf's shaky Week 5 picks, including the agony of the Browns and Eagles games and the surprising loss by the Ravens.  It's a tough week for lines, but the guys lock in their favorite picks with the help of Parlaiy.com's...

Ever had a win so close you could taste it, only to watch it crumble in the final minutes? We've been there. This week, the guys are back to lick their wounds after the rollercoaster that was Week 5. From the Dolphins reminding us why they're a landmine to a heartbreaking eliminator pool exit that inspires the creation of a brand new website (Yes, we checked the domain live on air 🤣). But the pai...

Buckle up for a chaotic, yet triumphant, post-Tahoe recap! The Winning Parlaiy brothers are riding the high of a five-out-of-five machine-driven winning streak, thanks to some "actual intelligence" and a host of green-lit bets, though Big Fern insists his gut knows best after a "humbling week" involving cheap Uggs and a lost sense of self-worth. They dive into the perils of being a football fan—li...

Hosts Scotty B and Big Ern dive into a wild Week 4, where the Packers/Cowboys 40-40 tie shocked everyone, and a tough loss on the Colts and Vikings left Big Ern feeling "beat up." But it's not all bad news! Scotty B reveals he's been quietly dominant, going 7 and 1 on his individual picks over the last four weeks. After their collective two and three finish, Big Ern is stepping back to let Scotty...

We're putting our football expert, Fern a.k.a. Joe Public, up against a powerful Artificial Intelligence model to see who can make the sharpest straight-up NFL picks for Week 4. Will the AI's data-driven logic dominate, or will Fern's gut, experience, and love for the game come out on top? Tune in to see all of our picks, and let us know in the comments: #TeamFern or #TeamAI ?

Did our AI-powered picks deliver a winning parlaiy in NFL Week 3? We break down the biggest games, the craziest upsets, and all the highlights. Join us as we react to all the action and see if our "Winning Parlaiy" lived up to its name!