The Wicker Men

HRAWR! There's no Nic in this one, but that doesn't mean there's no cage! We pounced at the opportunity to discuss Netflix's wild documentary series "Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness." Grab your cowboy hats and join a cult because it's time to go to Oklahoma!

Fire!..Sex!..Crispin Glover?! Grab your snakeskin jacket and hit the road with Nic Cage as Sailor, a man on the run from his girlfriend's mom! The fun doesn't stop in this wacky road trip of a lifetime! When you're young and in love, that's when you're truly Wild at Heart.

When an Italian soldier has a toothache, he will stop at nothing to get some relief. Follow Nic Cage as he journeys across Ethiopia, running into some pretty bizarre situations! Check your watch and fix your clock because it's Time to Kill!

In our first Spotlight series episode, we watch America's goofball, Sylvester Stallone, as a cop who partners with... his mom?! This wacky film is full of comic delights, and momful insights! Buckle up because mom's taking the wheel on this one!

Ever think you're becoming a vampire? Nic Cage does, and you know what? He just might be one! Please enjoy our 3+ hour review of the greatest Cage film in existence. Kidnapping. Murder. Vampirism. Misfiled files. It's all here, folks. Welcome to our review of Vampire's Kiss, but please, keep your wooden stakes at bay!

Listen how Nic Cage wins over the love of his love... one handed... in "Moonstruck"! Cher knows what she wants in a man, but is it forbidden? Only Cosmo's Moon can tell. Be sure to speak in your best Italian accent and enjoy a classic steak and spaghetti dinner! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's episode nine!

Well goodness gracious, welcome to our review of "Raising Arizona"! This episode is wilder than a woodpecker falling into a cactus! It's an episode that'll have you shoutin', "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" all the way home.

Find a burrito because we're going back in time with this one! The secret is out: Peggy Sue Got Married... but is it what she wanted? Experience Nic Cage's most bizarre performance yet, but watch out for the Illuminati!

Witness history's greatest Canadian athlete Ned Hanlan become the most important figure in all of sculling history! In his most dramatic role yet, Cage embodies the spirit of a true athlete in this absolutely true story based off the most original idea ever. Ladies and gentleman, this is "The Boy in Blue!"

In our most controversial episode yet, Matthew Modine f**ks a bird... or was it just a dream? Meanwhile, Nic Cage learns to respect women one gentle boob touch at a time. Strap on your wings and soar to new lows in our review of "Birdy"!

Can I get a gin and tonic with extra BUGLE, please?! Episode four of The Wicker Men is here, and with it: our review of "The Cotton Club." It's 2020 now, so why not go back to the Roaring 20s with a mob story that has a little more tap-dancing bang for your buck! Scram!

Cage Crew, our review of "Racing with the Moon" is here! Follow the war-time love stories of Sean Penn and Nic Cage before they ship out to WWII! Will this be the most heartfelt episode of the entire series? Very possibly! Grab your treasure maps and learn some piano because it's time to play some pool. Rack 'em!

Howdy, Cage-fanatics! Episode two is here featuring the abstract mumble-fest that is Francis Ford Coppola's "Rumble Fish"! Hop on your motorcycles and lead your gang to this one!

It's Nic Cage's birthday, and that means our first episode! Enjoy our review of the totally tubular "Valley Girls" and stay tuned to the very end to hear our present to Mr. Cage on his big day!

Merry Cage-mas, everyone! Ole Saint *Nic* dropped this trailer for our first episode reviewing Valley Girl. The full episode is out January 7. Enjoy!

Hank, James and AJ introduce themselves and the purpose of this very podcast! Cage fans unite!