The Whole Cogan

Casey's volunteers to do a public taekwondo performance, despite not knowing yet what he is doing. Dan likes to watch the fight scenes and doesn't care about the romantic tension that has been building up between the witch and the warlock.

Dan pitches the civilisational benefits of marriage puppets and Casey talks Otters, their rockets, and the cute and slightly creepy pouches that they put them in.

Casey resumes Taekwondo after a fourty-one year break. Dan has a new therapist who's extra long nails might be deal breakers.

Casey fixes the internet. Dan has an accidental puppet experiment.

Dan made a ham radio with his 1980's teacher. Casey experiences a haunted hotel room or zombie prisoner during his stay in Darmstadt.

How many cakes is too many cakes for a grown-ass birthday boy? How many steps to Kevin Bacon's balls? 

Casey and Dan are on location at the Phoenix Swap Meet, perusing odd weapons, questionable clothing choices and interesting characters amongst a sea of gas generators.

During Casey's visit to Phoenix, he and Dan attended a Taekwondo class at the school that Casey attended when he was eight years old. They were able to interview the Master of the school, Master Peishan Kang, a 73 year old 7th degree black belt who charmed the doboks off of them.

For the first time since beginning this podcast, Casey and Dan were able to record a show while sitting in the same room. Casey travelled to Phoenix after being in New York and the two had an adventurous 24 hours. Casey also talks about why, while living in Phoenix, he had a short-lived nickname of Balls Max.

Casey is in New York for an exhibition after being interrogated at US customs. Dan works on his handle for Reddit. Casey's failure to return a fist bump leads to a new takedown move involving Tic Tacs. 

Why do we only have two operating systems for our phones and computers? - What message would you tell your younger self? - Casey hates puns (or at least when people feel the need to point out that a pun has just been spoken).

Casey spots beavers in the wild, Dan fixes his appliances and some skeletons are released from the closet.

Casey gets a DNA test but still does not know what percentage Neanderthal he is. Dan earns a blue stripe for fixing his ice machine.

Dan has a mental meltdown at a fancy restaurant seated next to a booth of point-one-percenter rich kids.

Does Casey really have a lifetime membership to a taekwondo place that he hasn't used since he was a child? Have orcas really been wearing dead salmon as hats?  

Dan does a janky escape room that's half broken. Casey tries his best to enjoy his nearly square-shaped 'Mexican' burrito in Dresden.

Casey's painting studio is next door to a German Kegelbahn (9-pin bowling) alley. His neighbours, who are mostly rather old, try to break into his studio to gawk and leave presents in the bathroom.

Dan has an incident at the post office and Casey remembers a time when he was a manager at a coffee shop.

Childhood games and summer camp raids.

Dan's experience buying a car battery tests the boundaries of spacetime. 

Casey is on another corporate event where a former Navy Seal tells bullshit stories.

Casey runs a 10k and a UPS driver pees in his driveway - Dan has a road rage incident.

Nudity in Germany + flying cars

Casey is back from a cringe-worthy corporate workshop and Dan just wants a f**cking light for his pool.

Dan is addicted to cheese; Casey has some random facts to share; last place at the Olympics