The Whole 9 Yards

The Whole 9 Yards

Comedy EN ↓ 164 episodes

Four friends having some adult beverages and participating in good conversation. Always taking it The Whole 9 Yards.

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The Whole 9 Yards

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Comedy

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Latest episode

May 17, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 89 - I Wish I Was Faster 06.10.2022

This week we discuss making horror movies adapted from our childhood, Craig tries to do the right thing when he finds some abandoned AirPods, Chris has a misunderstanding with an elderly neighbor, the guys break down etiquette for holding doors, we talk about how people get around with leg injuries, reflect on some gym class memories, re-surface some school rumors about hooking up with teachers, a...

Ep 88 - The Wheels on the Bus Go Round & Round 28.09.2022

This week we discuss cheating length requirements on essays, how to deal with dummies, we reflect on memories of riding the school bus, Craig shares a bothersome news story he read recently, and the guys help plan Chase’s wedding. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 87 - Call My Dad! 22.09.2022

This week Craig goes on a first date, Chase looks at another wedding venue, the guys break down when you can wear a wolf t-shirt, and we reminisce on some college memories. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 86 - Kevin Sweeney the Boy Genius 15.09.2022

This week we talk about having a high IQ, discuss advancements in ships for the U.S. Navy, wedding planning ramps up for Chase, and the boys play another round of “But, Stuff”. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 85 - Bathroom Karma 07.09.2022

This week we discuss pronouncing words incorrectly, Craig is called to help out a stranger, the guys talk about manscaping, and we break down a recent news story involving an inappropriate use of airdrop. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 84 - Military Grade Podcast 25.08.2022

This week your favorite Military Grade Podcast is back with another episode. We discuss how marketing is a lie, Chase attends a wedding, Craig & Chris take a trip to a lake house, we talk about recent shellfish experiences, and someone in the trio has big news. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 83 - The Boys of Summer 19.08.2022

This week we settle in behind the mics to explain our hiatus. Chris tells us about the resolution of his AC problems, Chase recaps his birthday celebration, someone in the trio gets a new job, and Craig starts his house hunt. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 82 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream 29.07.2022

This episode the guys get together for a quick recording while in the pool. Chris continues to have AC problems and a crime happens in Craig’s neighborhood. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 81 - Fist bumps are BACK! 21.07.2022

This week Chris draws attention to the housing crisis hitting Hong Kong, Craig can’t stop throwing up the peace sign, a stranger picks up the tab for the boys, Chase gets bested by the high seas, and the guys kink shame a certain fetish. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @TW9Ypod

Ep 80 - Patriotic Piss 15.07.2022

This week things get hot during the recording. We discuss how we celebrated the 4th of July this year, we get into food eating competitions, we think about what a world would be like if animals could talk, and we head over to the Whole 9 Hotline to answer a call. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 79 - Kiss Me Already 07.07.2022

This week Chase & Craig go to a concert together, Chris makes us question our ethics, and the guys discuss the death penalty. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 78 - Whiskey Sour Mood 29.06.2022

This week Chase gets robbed by the dentist, Chris deals with loud construction workers, Craig struggles to order a sandwich, and we try to bring back vandalism. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 77 - Celts in six! 23.06.2022

This week we talk about how we respond when small things go wrong, Chase attends a polish festival, Craig heads into the city for Game 4 of the NBA finals, Chris goes to a Train concert, and we give our takes on some crazy hypothetical situations. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 76 - Gas or Wack? 15.06.2022

This week we recap how we spent our long weekends, discuss nicknames for significant others, talk about building sandcastles/digging holes at the beach, and Chase brings the podcast a new game. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 75 - I'm seeing watermelon in your future 07.06.2022

This week the boys discuss psychics, we do a deep dive into fruit, Chris stumbles upon something he didn’t want to see, and Craig pulls off a wildlife rescue. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 73 - Side effects may include... 24.05.2022

This week the guys discuss when we should be singing the birthday song, Chase takes a road trip in his electric car, Craig has a problem with 55 plus communities, Chris does yoga for mother’s day, we think about our retirement plans, and learn about the rules of Banana Ball! Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 72 - C'mon man...pull up your pants! 18.05.2022

This week the boys discuss the etiquette surrounding plumber's crack, Craig reflects on a recent trip to Florida, Chase tells us about his days as a paper boy, and Chris has to lay down the law as a youth soccer referee.  Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 71 - The Boys of Spring 09.05.2022

We are back behind the microphones and it feels oh so right. This week we explain our hiatus, discuss Nelly’s financial health, reminisce on bad motivational speakers, share our thoughts on street performers, break down our most recent golf outing, and Craig gets a new job. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 70 - Stranger Brews (w/Sean T!) 19.04.2022

We are back again this week for the second half of our recording session with Sean T! This episode we discuss rules of the road, our annual trip to Sean’s lake house, and we reminisce about being college roommates.

Ep 69 - Modelo Mispronunciation (w/Sean T!) 05.04.2022

This week we share some recent dining experiences we have had with our special guest Sean, Craig & Sean try to piece together what happened on Craig’s birthday weekend, we explain how we hold our money, discuss the groups punctuality, we reflect on poorly bunked beds, and remember a few outdoor number twos. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 68 - Don't Push 29.03.2022

This week we discuss speaking different languages, Chase drives off in a brand new car, a stranger buys Chris coffee, Craig finds himself in a smelly situation, and we all have a problem with weird walkers. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 67 - Cankles 22.03.2022

This week we discuss our past crushes, Craig tells us about his new move and it’s origin story, Chris witnesses an incident at the grocery store, Chase hosts a couple’s game night, we try to share our thoughts on Girl Scout cookies and end up very off topic.

Ep 66 - My EMU gets 35 MPG 16.03.2022

This week the guys do a deep dive into common abbreviations, rant about the rising gas prices, share some of their recent vehicular woes, and Chris comes face to face with the second biggest bird on planet earth. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 65 - The BOOST 09.03.2022

This week we discuss Chase’s booster shot, physicals at the beach, fine dining experiences, Chris updates us on his spice rack, and Craig gets interviewed by a robot. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

Ep 64 - Casaxtrophe at Scullers Jazz Club 02.03.2022

This week Craig has an eventful flight home from Florida, Chase’s parents visit for the weekend, and Chris attends a jazz concert where things go awry. Whole 9 Hotline: 978-315-0332 Twitter/Instagram: @TW9Ypod TikTok: @TheWhole9Yards

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