The Whaley Family Hour

Frank and Heather stir the pot in this episode and discuss Lindsey Graham, Jared Kushner, Teddy Mellencamp, stool samples, and Aunt Becky. 

Frank and Heather discuss Aunt Becky and all the lovely options for her to explore in her fancy prison, Jared Kushner, and the accordion. 

Frank and Heather discuss patriotic education, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Teddy Mellencamp, Gwen and Blake, and stupid fights. 

Frank and Heather discuss junior high school, terrible teachers, Frank answers Joe's question about Pulp Fiction, they give Embassy Suites a free ad, plus a shoutout to Albuquerque. 

Frank and Heather discuss Chris Evans, Vanderbilt University, the Bible, RHOBH, Sam Waterston, and literature. You know, the usual.

Frank and Heather come up with an interesting way to use Pay-Per-View to save the Republic, and answer a listener question about music.

Frank and Heather make a phone call and tell you what to eat and drink because everything is bad and it's going to get much, much worse. 

Frank and Heather discuss the plight of the Trump cultist snowflakes and their anatomical parts, and provide a behind the scenes look at the podcast in answer to a question from the listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss the news that Donald Trump was caught saying he knew how bad the coronavirus would be, and how he has used the DOJ to prevent him from submitting a DNA sample in the case brought against him by E. Jean Carroll. 

Frank and Heather go way back to the olden days of the turkey vulture because he has returned. Also listeners keep asking questions, and they keep answering them.

Frank and Heather bemoan the sorry state of national affairs and whether Ryan Reynolds is the only one who can save us. 

Frank and Heather visit September 3, 1665, and provide really important advice to a listener.

Frank and Heather discuss Donald Mo*********n Trump, Juicy Joe, Brad Pitt, and American Airlines because 2020 is exactly like that. 

Frank and Heather discuss etymology, the Bible, the KGB and cows. 

Frank and Heather discuss a bizarre use of an online game, answer a listener's marriage query, and everyone's favorite segment Trivial Facts Straight Out The Whaley House. 

Frank and Heather discuss The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Stockard Channing, the shit show RNC, and other shit shows of 2020.

Frank and Heather discuss the Melania Ivanka situation, Gordon Lightfoot, rollerskating trauma, and a website update!

Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing conversation about his Jon Voight story, and he shares some messages he received from not-so-well wishers. They also discuss the sexy sexy Falwells, Sharpie Balls, and an update from a listener. 

Frank and Heather discuss the big hoopla made over his tweet about crazy old man Jon Voight, with a special appearance by Dean Cain which nobody asked for, and answer more listener mail.

Frank and Heather discuss their weekend of the pinched nerve, Frank's new look, and all about Jerry Falwell Jr., Becki, and the pool guy

Frank and Heather discuss tiny little mice, Massimo and Lori's sentences, prison romance, the Real Housewives of New York City, Taylor Swift, and The Jimmy Show.

Frank and Heather discuss the political opinions of one of the NY Housewives, Kanye, Kevin Spacey, and say Hej to a listener in Denmark.

Frank and Heather introduce a new exciting segment, and discuss themes and subjects. 

Frank and Heather discuss Lori and Massimo heading to prison, and answer a listener's email. 

Frank and Heather recount some trouble at the supermarket, what they'd do if homeless, and announce big exciting news.