The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation. Recorded at FourB Studios PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, pl...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to smuggle 2000 ants. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content an...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a year after winning it before! PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusiv...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does h...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it r...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pigs are there in Alabama. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclu...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it real...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressive power of Grok. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post office workers. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime show PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up between Rhode Island and Mr. Potato Head. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping childhood friends. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fu...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conten...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it reall...