The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about people licking toads to get high, rich people still living check-to-check, and lab-grown blood being given to people for the first time.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Toyota pivoting back to regular keys for their cars, cloned cannabis cells being grown in bioreactors, and the success and failures of Elon's management style.  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduct...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Colorado couple being trapped by tumbleweeds, a city outlawing feeding the homeless, and a local Chick-fil-a introducing a 3 day workweek.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about two customers suing Barilla pasta, how old is Joy Behar, and the Elon Musk takeover of Twitter.  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about University of Florida students being banned from protesting, two whistleblowers being punished for doing their job, and more elephants beefing with humans.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new planets being discovered, Kanye being dropped by everyone, and the food delivery drone that took out a city's electricity.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Bidden running the country from Delaware, and Gastor's friends interpreting his home renovations differently.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tik Tok dances taking over our lives, a youth football league suspending a team over a technicality, and the Power Rangers saving the day at a local restaurant.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kn...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a new statue in Canada dedicated to Cheetos, Jesus has a PR campaign, and Apple devices confusing roller-coaster for car crashes.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's (micro)episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of mom's cooking, the coolest neighborhoods in the world, and take a quick jab at non-meat eaters. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the NYC public schools underperforming, how to bring workers back into the office, and the latest Oreo cookie flavor. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about McDonald's adult Happy meals, Poland wanting reparations, and they celebrate 2 years of podcasting. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of a good cigar, airlines being challenged to add seat-size regulations, and Meta wants credit for finishing it's job after the deadline.  Follow us on Social Media Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about James Earl Jones retirement from Star Wars, Nyquil Chicken not really trending, and the sandwich deli empire that wasn't.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor getting bullied by rats, men getting their legs lengthened, and what items were confiscated by British police from the people in line to see the Queen.   @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg losing money, Brett Favre getting government money to build his daughter a park, and Wegmans ending Scan and Go app for obvious reasons. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being in the zone, a DoorDash driver snacking on your meal, and Jimmy Kimmel committing to the bit. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.* Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmont...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Wally the Gator crushing a local best-pet contest, a North Carolina School secretly baptising 100 students, and the Mcdonald's merch collab you never expected. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Insta...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about DaBaby over estimating his fanbase, scientist trying to resurrect the tasmanian tiger, and Goldman Sachs losing an entire division of young workers.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about guns being shipped to a high school, cocaine shipments being hidden in the baby wipes, and Ben&Jerry doing the right thing by cocoa.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPr...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital Records signing and dropping a digital rapper, a Silicon Valley Startup that promises to make everyone's voice sound "white," and horny Bisons trying to get some at your local National Park.    Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about 10 year olds hustling adults on Venmo, McDonald's finally taking my business advice, and a man who's house desperately needs a strong fence.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the WeWork remix getting funding, baseball player dropping his cellphone midgame and gray wolves getting into real estate.  Come Check out Gastor workout his new show - The Sugar - twice this week in NYC and Brooklyn! https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/4853/20220824-700-pm-the-sugar-with-gastor-almonte https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-tr...