The View From The Harbour

A jam packed show where we visit all four English divisions, chat about the Champions League and spend a lot of time in Seville. Enjoy!

It’s great when something writes itself off so we don’t have to, thank you The Super League! To add to this week's chaos, Mourinho has been binned off, little Ryan Mason is in and Duncan Ferguson is giving out wholesome yet threatening video messages. A lot to take in.

An official paint supplier had a nightmare on twitter or was it all part of their plan? The Champions League revealed some semis and we’re looking forward to the FA Cup semi finals. Get involved!

Arguably too much serious football chat this week but we made up for it by having a brief digression into some badly informed cricket discussion. We took a look back on the Champions League games but it was the Championship for this week's Best Ever, listen to find out why!

We made it almost 15 minutes before discussing football this week, that might be a new record. When we got round to football we had praise for specifically North Macedonia, German write offs and words to be had with groundsmen who can’t erect posts properly. Enjoy!

Gary Johnson (Lee Johnson’s dad) managed Latvia! Who knew?! We’ve got chat about that, Bayern Munich’s admin errors, Chris Wilder allegedly demanding cash and a deep dive into San Marino. What more could you ask for?

Why are we doing a deep dive into Denis Irwin’s career? Well why not, that’s why! There’s also a ref pissing on the pitch, just a man screaming in another just a man’s face and lots of chat about pubs because we’re bloody blokes. Cheers!

It’s a weekend of not one but two EFL Trophy finals, so you better believe we’re delving into the history of the competition. There’s also celebrating a man who got a four game ban, lots of German chat and plenty of mentions for our old pal Neil.

Not just a best ever but possibly the greatest just a man ever this week. On top of that there’s official turmeric sponsors, Rollercoaster Tycoon updates and arguably too much football chat at the start of the show. Enjoy!

We know you’ve all been waiting for a Rollercoaster Tycoon update, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Football chat? Yeah, we’ve got that as well. Ranging from the Guatemalan 3rd Division to Chelsea vs Manchester United, via Pep’s terrible coat. Enjoy!

We haven’t lost it as much as last week but there’s a lengthy discussion about Rollercoaster Tycoon so we’ll let you be the judge of that. We eventually (kind of) talk about football by declaring a referee this week's Best Ever and having a lengthy discussion about the Football League centenary. Get involved!

If you want to know where you can get nice craft beers but also cans of Carling Premier then boy have we got the podcast for you! Along with that, you’ve got a terrible penalty, accent based deception and a lot of chat about Notts County. Drink it in.

Its a Have A Word special this week, as we have four options we just couldn’t decide between. We also have a very obvious Write Off , an on the spot Best Ever and Matt takes us through the career history of another manager.

Matt’s “Life & Times Of...” feature returns, there’s our most legit Write Off to date and could Sheffield United stay up? Oh and there’s the obligatory Joe Royle mention. Enjoy!

It's a jam packed episode this week! A double Best Ever, a hilarious Write Off and an unbelievable Have A Word. There’s also a delve into a forgotten international tournament and we look ahead to the FA Cup Fourth Round. Enjoy!

We delve into the wonderful career of Roy Hodgson on this weeks episode. Matthew would like to make it clear he is not the new Joe Royle though, there is only one Joe Royle. There’s also FA Cup chat, a look ahead to a top of the table clash in the Premier League and a writing off that the lads enjoyed far too much. Enjoy!

After discussing soup and post Christmas diets, the lads move on to actually talking about football. There’s the FA Cup third round to look forward to as well as a delightful Best Ever of The Week.

Happy New Year! 2020 was dreadful but it was the year that we started talking utter rubbish about football. Despite games being largely behind closed doors, plenty of stupid things happened in the game and here’s some of our favourite things we discussed. So to ease yourself into 2021, enjoy the best of FTT... so far!

Would it really be Christmas if you didn’t write things off? Or what about making things the best ever? I suppose we can’t see our annoying family members this year so maybe not so many “have a word with him” moments as they’re usually would be, like when your dodgy uncle says he doesn’t believe in vaccines. Settle down with this special edition of the pod though, get involved with our quizzes, ou...

We do try to promote local businesses on this pod but Matt seems to be very enamoured with his Sky Q box at the minute. We’re not in the pocket of Murdoch though don’t worry, we’re still dishing out 'write-offs', 'have a word's and a reasonable 'best ever' too! Get involved!

This might actually be our most ridiculous episode yet. Barely a running order and a massive section on the history of Joe Royle, while one of the most influential managers of modern football gets totally mugged off. To be fair, it makes for a great episode so get involved!

If you’re a fan of white goods, then you’re in for a treat at the beginning of this weeks pod. Don’t worry, we get onto football eventually with chat about the FA Cup 2nd Round, why we need to have a word with Charlton and we go north of the boarder for a writing off. We also have Strip Club, conspiracy theories and plenty of other ridiculous things to talk about! Get involved.

There was only one place to start with this week's episode and that was with the sad death of El Diego. Rory & Matt wax lyrical about all the joy Maradona brought to football and why if any player sums up why we love football, it’s him. We also have a mad MLS penalty shoot out to discuss, some conspiracy theories and who we’re supporting in the FA Cup. Get involved!

Matt's fuming at everything this week but Rory does his best to cheer him up by reminding him that domestic football is back! We also have a combined Best Ever & Write Off of the week, we’re laughing at a young goalkeeper and we’re praying for Mario Balotelli to plunge the depths of the EFL.

Just like Scotland, you can boogie but you need a certain song/podcast. Let us take you through how Uri Geller helped Scotland qualify for Euro 2020, why we can’t choose who to write off this week and why Darren Fletcher is only just logging into MySpace.