The Vampire Talk Show

On Valentine’s day, we were honored to have Jean-Gaston Target, famed matchmaker to the mysterious in the studio with us. Monsieur Target offers an additional love language to the usual 5, has gripes about dating apps, and demonstrates vulnerability when it comes to his very round tongue.  Rob Baughman can be found on Twitter/X and Instagram as @Glamdalf1. Support the podcast by liking, subscribin...

You’ll recognize Jebediah Cornelias Mathias III’s work from popular horror movies. His job is to be a harbinger of doom for unsuspecting teenage sacrifices on their way to certain death. He demonstrates his company man loyalty to the ancient gods of darkness, teases the end of days, and divulges a secret passion: model trains.  Support the podcast by liking, subscribing, reviewing, and joining the...

Fresh off of a weekend of filming and investigating, Beckie-Ann Galentine talks of not outsourcing your intuition, a true friend beyond the grave, and those wiley little rascal dolls that have been stirring up the paranormal community. Beckie-Ann Galentine is a paranormal investigator and documentarian who loves a good graveyard and funerary artifacts. Beckie-Ann Galentine's Link Tree ⁠Support...

The Winged Weirdy of Fall City Nebraska (AKA Tyler), flaps into the studio with strong opinions on ramen recipes, preferences for frozen pizza brands, and reveals the truth behind Mr. Belvedere. Steve Berg is an actor and podcast host of Hi, Strangeness. He just finished work on Olivia Wilde’s new film Don’t Worry Darling, and is currently working on the feature film Snack Shack. He’s also been ob...

A polite and gentle goblin named Barstow graces the studio with his presence and discusses four legged furry friends, people who are too trigger happy, paranormal fashion, the Hellier gang/cult, and that wild Christmas party the Flatwoods Monster threw. Douglas Fisher can be found on Twitter/X @metron2001 and on Instagram as @scarborough_gatekeeper Support the Patreon, subscribe, rate, and review!

A very melancholy creature slimes up the studio with their dreary attitude. Valaine attempts to make Squonk happy with bubbles, hair care tips, and getting them ensconced in emo culture. (A squonk is an actual cryptid! Look it up, its gross...) Tricia Harvey can be found on Twitter @T_wrecks85 and her Etsy is PGH Park Hopper Please consider joining The Vampire Talk Show's ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you en...

Keelin Mathews, The World's Greatest Cryptozoologist, joins Val in the studio. The tea spills and hot takes thrill as Keelin and Val navigate what it takes to be a cryptozoologist, and apparently, its all about reading. Keelin Mathews is a researcher for The Haunted Objects Podcast and can be found on Tumblr Please consider joining The Vampire Talk Show's ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ If you enjoy this show pleas...

Spencer Hawkins, Australian corpse re-animator, settles in the studio to show off his menagerie of creepy critters who have hopped beyond the veil and back. Our guest, Rob Baughman, can be found on Twitter/X and Instagram as @Glamdalf1. Please consider joining The Vampire Talk Show's ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ If you enjoy this show please rate and share so we don't have to fight so hard against the algorithm!

The Lady in Black, Dahlia, and The Lady in White, Daisy, have haunted the studio this week! No holds barred when it comes to possession, bilocation, and roughing up some men who deem themselves worthy to summon whomever they want. Not to mention, we dig a little deeper into that faithful day of the most horrific water skiing incident the world has ever seen. Nicole (Dahlia) and Noelle (Daisy) are...

The Flatwoods Monster stops by the studio to settle a score, lament about cryptid politics, and perhaps the beginning of a podcast partnership? (NO. -signed, Val) Merrium Khan is an all around wonderful weirdo who I am so grateful for. Her only plug is to keep talking about Palestine and to unite against genocide. You can find her on Twitter (X): @serpythia Please consider joining the show's Patre...

Valaine is introduced, or rather, reintroduced to Squirrel Man, the cutest little (or big) messenger for the last however many millennia. Val is educated in the finer points of Squirrel population, Squirrel Man is educated in vampire math (or lack thereof), and the two hatch the single best plan for acquiring sustenance. John E.L. Tenney is one of the most well-recognized and highly sought-after i...

Lily Andromeda beams down to the studio to chat with her old gal pal, Val. No topic is off the table, whether it be explicit and illicit technologies or Hallmark Christmas Movies. Lily Andromeda is a metal singer and podcast host for Only Mostly Thread. Follow Lily on her socials and support her art ! Support The Vampire Talk Show and join the Patreon ... I don't bite. ;)

Valaine the Vampire laid down for a nap and woke up 100 years later in a podcast producer's basement. Now, she's catching up with the times and friends old and new in a trendy talk show format. Episodes dropping soon!