The Valleycast

Happy new year, everyone! This 2025, it's all about getting your wife's car decked out with bullet holes and having to flee your home due to wildfires! Hoping everyone stays safe throughout the WHOLE year, and we wish you all the best. And don't forget... you'll shoot your eye out! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://shar...

It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episode, Joe and Steve hold down the fort while Elliott remains missing. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please don't tell us, we are very busy. He said something about finding an old VHS of Fargo that led to a treasure but we don't remember. Mus...

How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash 3! Please enjoy this special, and unhinged holiday Vcast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays,...

Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry about? And is "shooting down" the drones only on side of the aisle? No, no it's not. Elliott was wrong, which is in and of itself remarkable. Why are traffic lights so much bigger than they look? Have you ever seen a condor? It's a bird, it's a plan...

In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! O...

Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FR...

We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheVall...

This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheVall...

Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta:    / joebereta       / joebereta   Elliott Morgan:    / elliottcmorgan      / elliottmorgan   Steve Z...

It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually text each other political memes? Please enjoy, and...

In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheV...

In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://sh...

Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONT...

As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheVal...

With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on this week of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfo...

In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we check in on how each other is really doing. It's a grand mix of fun on this one, folks, until things get SERIOUS. So how are YOU doing? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share...

Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs:...

In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Fol...

Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing celebrity experiences! And you'll never GUESS who drops by! William Haynes: https://www.instagram.com/williamhaynes/?hl=en Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemi...

It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is absolutely awesome, and Elliott shows Joe the neatest new trend on TikTok - where people say horrible things that have happened to them and then pour candy into a bowl. Anyway we brought the Nerd Clusters... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for...

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he may very well spend many, many years in prison for his involvement in the death of a beloved celebrity. Anyway sorry for the late upload but this one's WORTH IT. Yikes! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic So...

Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk...

You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins us on this week's episode... of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twit...

Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah, we don't like to bust out the heavy guns too often. But here we are. With our heavy, heavy guns. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow T...

Does this episode get a little... naughty? It sure does. But before that, we discuss the scientific miracle that is growing an ear in your arm, as well as the performance art that is monster trucks. Do I look like JD Vance? Not anymore! Anyway, welcome to the show. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.c...