The Untitled Twitch Stream Podcast

September 25: Looking for a corpse to fuck (this sounds worse than it is... sort of). It's the first time all three hosts have been on the show since before the Edinburgh Fringe, we discuss The Simpsons as a unit of temporal measurement, how many places we've lived, our favourite ACMS memories, comedy show playlists, how many songs there are called Dancing in the Moonlight, and David Hoare pops on...

September 18: "I don't lick it up off the floor". Ashley is joined by guest host David Hoare for a slightly drunk but actually very sober chat about the meaning of life as a comedian, post dinner salads, imposter syndrome, neurodiversity, the Edinburgh Fringe, therapy, and David road tests his quiz show game of listening to funny UTS phrases backwards on Ashley and she gets one or two of them righ...

September 11: Meaty Puddle. A very visual episode; Will Duggan gets his kit off. Season 3 is off to a flying start with tech problems and plenty of video pausing. It's 9/11, the Queen is dead and Jedward are the new heroes of our time. Will Duggan has a Batman bed tattooed on his body and we get right into watching that saga come to a satisfying close, until the next time he drunkenly suggested ma...

It's the final episode of Season 2 before we take a break for the Edinburgh Fringe festival until sometime in September. Chris, Ashley and guest Garrett Millerick discuss the worst Edinburgh fringe posters, living in boats and vans, Garrett is a big space dork, Chris started therapy. BUY TICKETS TO JOHN HASTINGS' FRINGE SHOWS. NOW. JOIN OUR PATREON! The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every...

It's just John and Ashley, they discuss the story of When Will Duggan met Ashley, tasting bottoms, all substances coming out of all holes, and Ashley even has a brand new medical horror story. BUY TICKETS TO JOHN HASTINGS' FRINGE SHOWS. NOW. JOIN OUR PATREON! The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST. Check out our individual websites and socials...

The most important thing you need to remember from this episode is that Will Duggan is a normal, innocent man. John stops by to say hello with Larry Dean, before they share a bed together for the night. Will Duggan has a post-match analysis of his commitment to his batman bed tattoo after the money was raised on Wednesday's fundraiser episode, his fiancé and father weigh in. Ashley has contacts le...

Chris is unmurderable, Will Duggan is murderable, but in a surprise character arc and lighting design progression, he becomes the murderer. John is in a travelodge. Ashley doesn't really remember much else of what happened in the show, but there was some private chat, some excitement for the fringe, and some solid talking over each other. GO SEE JOHN HASTINGS AND WILL DUGGAN AT THE EDINBURGH FRING...

Chris is on a Just For Laughs album Ashley's fear of physical contact Music festivals are either great or absolutely terrifying The many, many faces of Keanu Reeves Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/ch...

Sorry for the late upload! we got our wires crossed and thought the other one was doing it. We can no longer remember what this episode was about so enjoy this mystery grab bag of content! Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * htt...

@turlygod betrays us all Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/johnhastingscomedy *...

We've got a stunt Ashley (Will Duggan), Scarface piles of cocaine, Will might get us cancelled, 80% scab, scrappy dog energy, "I'll cover your hour bitches!", Get your whiskey out, Duggan solves the world's problems, a surprise Tuck!, male nipples are fine, Tim Fitzhigham is basically a wonderful myth & planning Edinburgh shows, Thom Tuck was a teenage monster, Will agrees to something he will...

Our hosts are so tired for vastly different reasons, it's not a stream if we don't talk about shitting in some way, dry heaving hoops, giving Deb energy, it's legal somewhere, John can't seem to stay on stream, Rip Taylor assaulting an audience with confetti, John is infested again Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitte...

**Apologies for the delayed upload this week!!** John is off being tour guide to his Mum, so we have the very glorious Paul Foxcroft of Questing Time filling in! Straight away we talk about shitting (there's a bucket involved), cola or piss?, John Handy is a comedy god, Betts is amazed by Styles, Paul tries to top John's impressions, Betts comedy album saga continues, Paul suggests a glorious come...

We start with John & Chris looking like alternate adult versions of Ash from Pokémon and Ashley being lost for a good 10 glorious minutes, WE HAVE A GUEST!, we can all get free Pussy Juice if we really try, CockShelf, The Peen Platform, The Shlong Shelf, when you live on an island and don't talk to anyone the. You WILL pickle your walnuts, OnlyTrogs, There is vinegar in my asshole, Betts need...

Broderick v. McConaughey, fake tan on a baby, Ashley's on her period, men shouldn't have their bodies regulated, but they should wash their balls. This is probably the best episode of season 2 so far, you're welcome. The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST. Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * h...

John's back from the upside-down, Betts spent $200 for a bed he didn't sleep in, Ashley says cunt in the first 7 minutes, racist pizza, Fringe chat, basement farts and boob touching, Jussi pussi...... Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chris...

WARNING: CHRIS' MIC IS BROKEN AND HE SOUNDS TERRIBLE Ashley's at a show so John and Chris brought in some ringers. B-Tech Philosopher Elliot Steel and the anti-record day avenger Jordan Robson Cramer come to talk Nancy Reagan, unisex toilets, Britain's imminent demise, why Elliot should run for Prime Minister and so much more. Listen to Elliot's new podcast with Micheal Odewale, B-Tech Philosopher...

TECH ISSUES GALORE! The French Canadian Mafia, The slip and slide of the body, Fugees puns, French Royal pregnancy fetish, life updates, random chocolate munching and so much more Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris Betts: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https:...

Shitting, waxing and birthdays, then get some joint lube to fill my elbow sack and then The skill level is no teeth Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John: https://www.thejohnhastin...

We Just Dance and sell so much cheese.... Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chrisbettsisntfunny John: https://www.thejohnhastings.com/ * https://twitter.com/thejohnhastings/ * https://www.twitch.tv/joh...

John is dead from jet lag, so just Chris and Ashley who end up having a full brain storming session about a Fringe show idea - enjoy having a front row seat for the creative process. We apologise profusely for Ashley's horrendous sound on this episode. The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST. Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris...

Cigars, duck ponds, milking babies, Antonio Banderas in pyjamas, sharks and what the hell is a sea lion anyway? The UTS Podcast is recorded live on Twitch every Sunday night at 10pm GMT / 5pm EST / 2pm PST. Check out our individual websites and socials: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.facebook.com/chr...

John and Chris have no idea how time zones work, resulting in Ashley missing the first 25 minutes of the show. We discuss some serious events that have happened recently during our hiatus, but it quickly descends into chaotic nonsense. ANNOUNCEMENT: UTS will now be a weekly show, every Sunday night at the usual time. We'll always have the 5 nights a week madness lockdown season, but here's to cont...

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John and Chris just for you. The best hack in the world, politics, surprisingly little poop, a classic John rant, trucker rally is for losers, cops don't know how to deal with protests Check out our websites, socials and solo Twitch channels: Chris: https://www.thechrisbetts.com/ * https://twitter.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://www.instagram.com/mrchrisbetts/ * https://twitch.tv/chrisbetts/ * https:/...