The Untitled Mariners Podcast

Your Seattle Mariners took 2outta3 from the Atlanta Braves. Is the win streak sustainable with this offense...? Derek doesn't have his meds. Forgive him. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out thei...

The Seattle Mariners are winning ballgames, but at what cost? We recap the two most recent series wins against Texas & Arizona. Get forked. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music vi...

The Mariners are back, & so are we. Does anybody even read these descriptions? Am I wasting the little time that I have by writing them? I feel so alone in this vast world, even when I am surrounded by other sentient beings. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibang...

Welcome to Staples, we love you. This episode is kind of a downer...so I put relaxing, running water noise behind the whole thing, let me know if you hate it! Everything Derek said is a joke & he’s really sorry about all of it, honest. Music credit: I googled “really sad music copyright free.” New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can...

We declared that we would not record another episode until the Seattle Mariners won a game of baseball. Instead, we intended to focus our efforts on our true passion: pygmy marmosets. However, those very same Mariners did win one baseball game...so we decided to devote to them some of our time. Derek doesn’t know how to count, but that’s ok. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do...

With the first week of Mariners baseball in the books, we look back at all the memorerrories we made along the way. Derek is sick & this episode sucks, we love you hope it! New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided b...

We overreact, we underreact, we learn some things along the way. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Nel dog: @theeneldog Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod, Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more...

Derek shares a traumatic experience before the UMP crew delves into the recent John Stanton interview with Paul Silvi of King 5 news. We also discuss the recent news on Bryan Woo's injury...as well as Jordan Montgomery signing with not the Mariners. Fortunately for all of you, we have a Neldog prediction clip for ya. Hope you enjoy this one, don't forgot to like, subscribe, rate, review, m...

It's the one with Trupin on it. We talk some spring training, some prospects, some fun trade ideas, some questionable choices. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Trupin: @Johntrupin Keromy: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Intro/outro music provided by good friend of t...

Jage joins us on this one as we go over more of your Mariners predictions for the '24 season. Also, somewhere in this episode...we bestow upon you the details of our ticket giveaway... Intro/outro music provided by good friend of the pod Nick. You can find that song, along with a whole lot more, right here: https://nickferraro.bandcamp.com Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jage: @thejagepage Kerom...

When the Cat is away, the mice will play (Derek's girlfriend was playing D&D so he slammed down some cold ones). This is a more relaxing episode...or is it? We introduce you to the polarizing Nelson Dog... & we may even announce a ticket giveaway...

It's fine, everything is fine. We hopped on to discuss recent developments within Gregory Santos' arm, & the Mariners' bullpen as a hole (whole?). Derek recorded this one in his car while on the run from the law, so we apologize for the lower audio quality. Get Forked. Follow us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

Let's dig into those Spring Training numbers & then overreact about them! We also go over some listener submitted Mariners takes for the 2024 season. Then Derek & Jeromy hatch a diabolical plan to resolve an issue with the Mariners infield. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros

No Country for Bullpen The Seattle Mariners have signed RHP Ryne Stanek to a 1 year $4 million dollar contract with performance enhancing incentives. We have opinions about this. You can find us on twitter: @umspod Jeromy: @jkrom34 Derek: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod

Oh, Hello there! This right here is the inaugural episode of the Untitled Mariners Podcast, a show for Joe Six Packs by Joe Six Packs. Your hosts, Jeromy & Derek (that's us), are devout Seattle Mariners fans who just needed someone to talk to about our favorite team. We are not experts, like some of the Mariners pods out there, & are just here to hangout with you. In this first episode, we introdu...