The Unsub is a White Man

Merry Happy Whatever! Because today's a holiday, we're dropping a special episode. Listen along to get our first takes on the reboot - Criminal Minds: Evolution. Grab some eggnog and hide from your family, it's a special episode! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was p...

Pack your bags, we're headed to the best roadside motel this side of the Starship Enterprise - just don't close the door behind you! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Is Luke Perry the kind of charismatic cult leader we'd follow off the edge of a cliff? Probably!  Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

There's fan girls and then there's white women in their 30s obsessed with serial killers. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're kicking off season 4 with a bang! Did the gang survive the blast?! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're wrapping up season 3 and telling you all about our favorite moments - the good, the bad, and the ugliest '00s fashion choices.  Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Season Three goes out with a bang! This finale stars Knockoff Haley, That Cute Guy Who Plays A Cop In Everything, and an unbelievably problematic conversation with JJ and Will! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Was this a good episode? We can't remember. Maybe some brain fingerprinting will help! Hey, baby girl - it's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Crossing what, you ask? The world may never know. Head to Silver Springs with the team as they track a stalker whose obsession has turned deadly. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're in Miami, and everyone's favorite accent in the shape of a New Orleans detective is back. Hold on to your cowboy hat, it's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Reid takes this case personally as the show randomly addresses his addiction issues (remember that plot line?!) Grab your favorite pair of blue jeans, it's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode hits close to home and has Emily and Sarah questioning the mechanics behind GFCI outlets. Thank God for Bob Villa. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

There's not letting a cold case die, and then there's buying the house where the murders took place and leaving the crime scene untouched for 20 years obsessed. On a scale of 1 to criminally insane, guess where Rossi falls! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produce...

The real criminals here are the two white men who tried to write an ambitious female character and gave us Jill, who is just the worst. Coupled with an unsub we'd vote "Most Likely to Win a Roland Schitt Lookalike Contest", this episode sadly broke the winning streak this season was on.

When does our obsession with Jack Vaughn end? Tomorrow. Just kidding - never. Jack Vaughn stans forever. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

It’s a party!  Turn on the Stones and dance while we discuss nature vs. nurture, early 00’s fashion, creepy barns drinking in the woods, and civil war battlefields. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.  

This week's forever young guest star swings for the fences to play against type and channel his tough guy urges. Don't ignore your jerky craving - it's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

In this Criminal Minds recap, we get to know Garcia and her interior decorating tastes a little better as the team chases her monogrammed assailant.   Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Grab a bowl of chili and an unlit cigar and join Emily and Sarah as we break down the most iconic Florida Man episode in Criminal Minds history. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Eating sunflowers seeds with the shell on is a red flag from moment one. We're in the wilds of Montana for another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Imagine coming across missing posters with your own face on them. This episode of Criminal Minds will have you worried...about the welfare of the dog. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Visiting a shopping mall is a nightmare under any circumstances. A missing child means the stakes are low for the BAU - but the child guest stars in this episode will leave you on the edge of your seat. Let's go to the mall!

This episode is a PSA on why kill shelters shouldn't exist and a terrifying example of the kinds of home invasions that keep us up at night.

We are thrilled to be back with a Criminal Minds classic! This wild ride includes not only the world’s slowest burial and fastest drowning, but also the jankiest elevator and best Umbridge cosplay!

We’re off to Milwaukee to hunt down a serial killer who is using his own kid as victim bait, instead of his abs, and winning smile, which would honestly probably work just as well. Join us as we nitpick the writers lack of understand about how school works! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Yo...